Funny weddings (1) : Naked bridesmaids?...No, just low-cut dress with no straps!

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

This is one of those occasions where having a really good imagination can take you a long way.

Apparently there is room on Mt Rushmore

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Good compromise. Art of the deal gold.

Asbestos toilet paper ?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

No, no, just use more sour cream!

Who is your favorite atheist?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Billy Joel.

States Refer Trump & Postmaster General DeJoy for Criminal Investigation over Slowing the Mail ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Lock 'em all up. Criminals at the public trough, pissing on the people and stealing everything they can lay their grubby, shitty hands on.

This mom is a unsung hero.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

She blew it. But it all worked out. LOL

Now be honest.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

What about a cousin? Don't get excited, I kid.

The guy is greasy.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

Yuck.

Important to know now that the turd is attacking the USPS, many ways to deliver your mail in vote: ...

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

In NC, you need to have a witness watch you mark your ballot and sign to certify that. I don't know if that's required in other places, but look out for that. Also here, you have to deliver your own ballot to the drop off, you can't drop off someone else's. Another thing to watch out for. I've offered myself as a witness to anyone who needs one, and to give a lift to the one drop off point in the county to anyone who needs a ride. I'd encourage everyone to help anyone who wants to vote by absentee ballot however you need to do so in your state and county. Let's DO this thing!

Strangely enough I posted this straight away

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2020:

Nothing clarifies the mind like a deadline.

I recently reposted a blurb I posted here to a neighborhood blog.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

How did your neighbors who read the blog take it?

Have you heard?

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Nice jugs, comrade. LOL

Can It Get Crazier Than this?: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

When you are this gullible, you actually want to be deceived. People will believe anything if they want it to be true, OR if they are afraid that it is true. - According to Terry Goodkind, this is the Wizard's First Rule. I've seen it enough that I believe it's a real effect. Now, we just have to get these nitwits interested in grape koolaid laced with cyanide.

So predictable.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Takes one to know one.

So doesn't the situation right now prove that the stock market has very little to nothing to do with...

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Yeah, you're right. But go ahead and explain that to a bunch of drooling racists, or as the talking yam refers to them, the "base".

Good to know

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

And even if it is, she had it coming! LOL

Never gets old

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

"Who's that in that picture?" "Awww, just some dick."

Judge orders Trump campaign to produce evidence of voter fraud in Pennsylvania [cnn.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The icing on the cake, bunker bitch appointed this judge.

Kinda sorta about Trump.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

That's just beautiful. Just about every single wingnut trope is out there flapping in the wind that this article creates. Very nicely done!

Something more to worry about!

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

WT actual F?!?

Pay special attention to the wording and spelling.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Hey, I knew a few of the Finkelsteins. They were treacherous, no lie. LOL

"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home." Gary Snyder, American poet.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Naturally. Heh

Atrocious behavior

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You're asking the wrong question. For spray tan boy, the right question is "What do the people who get prescriptions by mail do for me?"

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You know what they say. Marriage is grand, but a divorce is about 60 or 70 grand.

Corruption From Day One for Mr. DeJay: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You have to hand it to Mango boy, he has a deep roll-a-dex filled with criminals of all sorts of persuasions and talents just itching to use a government appointment to cash in on a criminal administration's lawlessness and its consequent opportunities for graft and fraud.

Perhaps I’m not as confident in my ability to discuss religion or philosophy or even politics.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Don't worry about what you may or may not say, but make sure you are actually doing what you believe is best. Words are just words. Behavior is what matters. Good luck, and let harmony find you.

"Stupid is as Stupid Does" [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Bishops are extra-special good at hypocrisy, condescension, hubris, ignoring blatant criminal sexual abuse, and, of course, being a natty dresser. That's why they make them bishops. That, plus the 6 figure kickback forwarded to the appropriate cardinal, who is extra-*extra*-special good at all that shit, which is why they get to wear those cool red hats. Dumbass kid-fucker.

“I was brought up an atheist and have always remained so, but at no time was I led to believe that...

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Here's what I was taught about morality. I was raised to "confess my sins" to a priest in a dark little room, on my knees. They gave me a checklist they wanted me to go through each time to make sure I got them all. If I were to die before I confessed, it was eternity in torment, or best case scenario, an indeterminate amount of time in purgatory. This didn't really stop me, as I viewed that checklist of sins as sort of a challenge, a roadmap if you will. When I got my wits about me and reached my majority, I *ran* into the arms of atheism, never once looked back.

Birds of a feather flock together ... hey, isn't that Stormy Daniels!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Well, he had to meet her somewhere.

All this deaths ...I'm amazed, I'm amazed...believe me, believe me...!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

It's very unfair. What a nutsack. A criminal nutsack, but still a nutsack.

WARNING! If you receive an email with the heading "A nude picture of Donald Trump" do not open it, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

That's arguably worse than a virus.

Trump’s attorney general under fire for calling Black Lives Matter a ‘Bolshevik organisation’ ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

It's pure projection. Barr has hammer and sickle underwear and Putin's poop on his nose.

Madame Vice President Harris. I love this and it is official

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

I wanted her at the top of the ticket this time. She will be, but next time.

No Football! Holy Shit, This Is A Real Crisis! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Well, if fantasy football is out, I'll have to rely on plain vanilla fantasy. I can work with that.

What's the over/under?

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

The best he has come up with so far is "Phony Kamala". Even his insults are getting lamer, no sexism or racism, just bullshit.

I bet he chooses (primarily) sexism

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

So far at least, and it's early, they are leaning into the socialist radicalism nonsense (like they want you to believe Sen. Harris is a radical RME). Sexism will definitely be on the table before too long. The Senator was my first pick for the nomination, but she's just gonna have to wait a little to be president and give Joe a shot at it first. Still looking forward to the beat down she's gonna give old whitey Pence on the debate stage.

[youtu.be] Angela Merkel Skypes Trump

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

That's hilarious!

There may be babblers, wholly ignorant of mathematics, who dare to condemn my hypothesis, upon the ...

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

"I value them not, and scorn their unfounded judgment." Now THERE is a classy put down.

Peter Navarro KNOWS God's Thinking! Are You Impressed, Yet? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Navarro is a real toolbag, isn't he? LOL

Ready to move on to steps 3-4.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sequencing correctly is verrrry important.

Seems like a trend. Happens to me, too.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

I've had more of them since I started to invite my left hand too.

"If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby." - David Eller

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Good, I needed a hobby. LOL

Great statue

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Very good analogy to the whole administration, it's all a bunch of shit.

Caution: really lowbrow comedy - Chihuahua humps Trump doll. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Who's a good boy?

White House Reportedly Asked How To Get A New President's Face On Mount Rushmore [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

I'd prefer to see his face on the bulletin board of every post office in America.

The truth is not always beautiful, nor beautiful words the truth. Lao Tzu

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Words are just words, truth is always truth, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Love a good party!

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Well hell, I'd ask for my money back. LOL

My mom hung up on me again.

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I'm so sorry you lost your mom to this fuckwit. I feel lucky that my 95 year old dad has always been a strong union blue collar democrat who reflexively dislikes all republicans, but is especially outraged by the current mutant orangutan pretending to be president. Good luck to you, hon, I hope that, against all odds, your mom comes around.

When a guy stops smoking pot, does he become disjointed? 😜

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I think it makes him a marijuannabe.

Allan Lichtman, who has accurately predicted every election since 1984, says Trump will lose in 2020...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I wonder if the 13 keys account for the incumbent being a lying, cheating, traitorous, amoral, narcissistic, authoritarian criminal. And do they account for whether the AG is a fatter version of Frank Nitti?

Watched Artemis Hotel last night and there's a scene in which a character has to flip this circuit ...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Maybe that's where he got it, something he saw on Putin's underwear while he was kneeling in Helsinki in the back room, kissing his ass.

Trump Pledges to Permanently Cut Taxes That Fund Social Security and Medicare: In one of his ...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I don't think even "his" judges would agree to usurping the power of the purse from Congress, but I've been shocked and disgusted enough recently to not discount the notion. The answer, of course, is to dump this fuckwad out in the ocean somewhere near a windmill, so if he doesn't drown, he gets cancer. JK, let's vote him out and put his lard ass in jail.

His arrogance is beyond belief. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Maybe they can sculpt a likeness out of horseshit and put it in the lobby of his building in NYC. Just spitballin' here.

I can see this being one of his own campaign slogans, if the death toll from Covid would just ...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I could picture Kayleigh floating this. I mean at this point, why the fuck not?

WATCH: Trump flees Bedminster press conference after reporter busts him for lying about veterans ...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Chicken shit only gets you so far. Coward.

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" - Sir Walter Scott, 1808

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I had no idea Sir Walter originated this. I've heard those words repeatedly through life, and now I know who wrote them. Unless Sir Walter cribbed them.

At least you could keep a orangutan off of Twitter

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Yeah, that's pretty close. Maybe we can memorialize the impact crater. 😞

Good news! Joe Arpaio lost the primary for his old job as sheriff.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Losing an election is too good for this bigot. He should be serving time in his own tent concentration camp with all the guys he unjustly and illegally imprisoned.

I don't understand Christians...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Ironic, not funny, disturbing and revealing of their true nature.

As Seen From Afar: [sheilakennedy.net]

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

The republican party has taken this trip into the rabbit hole with him. You can't get away with this kind of shit without active enablement, which to me is even worse than the original offenses.

Qanon is the strongest ally Trump has. They're conspiracy nuts. Figures. [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

This shit is getting out of hand.

Deutsche-Bank Complies!!!!!- [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Keep swinging that hammer, DA Vance!!

Look familiar

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

With the right light, maybe just a little less hair, thinner tie, and that's Stephen Miller's grandfather, am I right?

trump corona message.....

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Not Sweet Caroline! Noooo!

Mr. Hershey Brown with his best smile.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Oh that's a very good boy!

Trump claims Biden will 'hurt God. He's against God.'

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

I think you're onto something, OMH. I believe he just delivered the atheist vote to Biden. Not that there was any doubt, but still.

This says it all..🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Good one, C!

Even funnier that it's on Fox News.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

The Germans recognize a crazy, bigoted, megalomaniac when they see one.

TRUMP: With Universal Mail-In Voting, 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in ...

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Well, the guy IS an expert on being a great embarrassment for the US.

Trumps campaign altered Biden's photo for ad

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2020:

And they always think they are so fucking clever and that nobody will ever catch on.

Do you listen to music on the radio? This is EVERY station!

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Lucky to have university stations around here. Look for them around you. There are apps you can stream them through too.

Scared Peacock, with a Little One: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

An explanation, but not a justification. His parents largely shaped his neuroses, but he's had a lot of chances to address them over the years, and has gotten worse with age. And if you ever see him, tell him he can bite my ass.

Video Of Donald Trump Interviewing Himself Will Give You A Freakin' Headache [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Holy crap! That is the stuff of horror movies.

From FB: Take the "Am I an Idiot" Quiz Answer Yes or No for each of the following statements ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

I actually had heard of 5G. So I guess there's hope for me, yeah?

The Florida Big Boys and...Dumpy: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Florida man deliberately spreads pandemic infections. Film at 11.

Here is my last night’s encounter boys and girls with a 67 yr old proud Trump supporter .

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

I am so sorry you have to deal with dickwads like this. I'm sorry anybody has to deal with them. The medical personnel who are dealing with this whole pandemic in a professional manner are all underappreciated and over stressed, and then you get imbeciles like this to disrespect you as a bonus. Small consolation, but this moron has to live in his own filth. Hang in there, hon.

Trump wants young people to gaze in wonder at Yo Semite.

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Well, he did go to school in Philly. You can hear stuff like this down in south Philly = "Yo! Adrian! Yo! Semite!"

“Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is the man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Or as we now call them, politicians.

What do you think

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Ah, the eternal wet beaver quest.

NO INTELLIGENCE Oh dear, here we go again, opening his mouth without engaging his brain, we all ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

It was Obama's fault!

He looked so bad

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Goodness, he looked like he had just escaped from the Alzheimer's wing of the old folks home. What a trainwreck.

Trump's Lawyers Blew It?: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Time and again, the arsehole's lawyers show that they got their law degrees from American Samoa law school, studying under Jimmy McGill.

I am speechless. Wait, no I'm not. Do you think he's going to smite those Yo Semites?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

2 Corinthians walk into a bar. They look over the crowd and say "YO! Semites!"

It's not very floppy. 😂

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

It's probably not that sticky, either. LOL

"And as I say to my grandchildren, ‘Don’t look at me.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

And so it goes...

Getting Away Scott Free! (Much as I Like Pres. Obama): [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I am still very angry that Bush and Cheyney waltzed on Iraq, Cheyney making billions on contract services his company provided to enforce the occupation and terrorize the citizens.

Critic, or admirer ? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Yeah, I have to sing along with that one too..LOL

Is Trump looking for the comfort zone?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I wouldn't be so sure. You're probably right, but still.

“There’s simply no polite way to tell people they’ve dedicated their lives to an illusion.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

The best I've been able to do is "civil".

Don't even ask!

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

That sounds like the voice of experience talking right there.

Some assistance please.

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Be proud and answer honestly. Here's a tip though: be sure to vacuum out the cracker crumbs and cheeto pieces before you invite someone into your boudoir. 😉 Good luck!

I have started a petition to Letitia James, NY AG requesting the prosecution of Jared Kushner for ...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I would love to see this work.

This powerful new ad uses a 2005 George Carlin rant to drive home the ugly reality of 2020 America ...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

A true visionary who saw through all the bullshit and told us about it in no uncertain terms, and by the way, a proud and outspoken atheist.

Someone should be arrested for fraud (not just for bad photoshopping skills)

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

That they try to pull something like this is not surprising. That they do it so poorly and think nobody will catch them, that part still amazes me. They got as much photoshop skills as they do foreign policy skills - zero.

Trump Plays.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

You mean he's a stupid lazy lardass bigot? Talk about old news.

This picture is even more telling... Tampa Florida Rally [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

And those guys were creditors asking to be paid.

A different approach from the Lincoln Project. This is a remarkable ad. Moms [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

The ad sure hits him in the labonza. I sent these guys more money yesterday. Attacking moms, not really good pr. Apple pie is on the agenda next, I guess.

I had this hat made to sell at the rallies, but with the few sheep Trump is calling at his rallies ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

An entrepreneur always takes chances. Sometimes, they don't all work out like you want.

Sounds like fun

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

A lot of your Walmart customers are packing. I'd think twice about it.

Oh, them good ole days...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Progress? You tell me.