Too bad gods don't exist, so we can't blame them.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

This is what happens when you overcook pasta. Unrelated joke: My girlfriend bet me $100 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta. I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Try the veal.

Always be more than you appear, and never appear to be more than you are... - Angela Merkel

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

You want people to underestimate you. That can be a LOT of fun. 🤣

Damn! They have us pegged!

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

That looks more like a recruiting poster to me.

Will we ever know why Trump betrayed his responsibility to deal with Covid?

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Number 4, just that simple.

This came in the mail today.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

His dumbass bigoted base will slurp this up.

Never ask a creationist about science. Lol at "lady chemicals".

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

And we thought we'd had this thing licked.

Karma is a bitch! [heavy.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

At least he doesn't have to go to work anymore, poor guy.

Elect a Sociopath, Find Where the Rest of Them Live: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

That toad-like criminal is going to go up the river in the big river boat.

Second group of the day

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Good job, buddy!

I guess god isn't really on his side after all. [wmur.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Better warn Alabama. LOL

Just a few for today.

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Outstanding collection, G-man!

Satanists: We’ll Sue if Mississippi Puts “In God We Trust” on Its New Flag | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Somebody's got to keep these shitheels honest.

There's a Price for Hooking up with the Orange Peel: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

You lay down with a sexual predator, you get up with a case of the clap. It's an itch the repubs just won't quite be able to scratch. From now on. Forever.

Bill Barr says it is unfortunate that the SCOTUS did not listen to "our" recommendations in their ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Not really surprising. Criminals rarely appreciate justice.

A profound finding

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Plain old x is underdetermined, even after all those centuries.

A brand new word!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Now wait just one goldarn minute here, what's wrong with drinking gin for breakfast?

Another crushing blow to Trump.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

The key item here is that even the two dissenting votes on the third party subpoena case agreed that the "absolute immunity" argument was a crock of shit.

I didn't know about the Russian bounties!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

No, no, see if he figures it out on his own.

So embarrassing and unfortunate...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Hey, klansmen can be gay too, ya know. I think it looks fabulous. *I'm kidding*

The mystery deepens!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

At least we aren't socialists, right? Right!? *rolling my eyes*

Might work

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Ooo, being the temperature taker would be a shitty job.

It's only fair... or is it?

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I win that contest every time. LOL

And, he would be married to a stripper

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I doubt he'd have made it that far. He strikes me as Darwin prize material, dead from his own stupidity before he had a chance to reproduce. We all would have been better off if that was the case. Instead, look at the mess we're in.

Brave Americans

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I always suspected there were a lot of entitled idiots running around, but it takes a global health crisis to really get them going. It's sad. It's embarrassing.

Creepy trump video

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Yuck. I need to go wash.

Racism has been with us a long time, we now have cameras in nearly everyone's hands to record it so ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How do people get so wrapped up in their upside down world's that this seems like a great idea?

The Pastafarians are the fastest growing religion

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

I love these guys. Especially with alfredo sauce.

Yeah big question

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

My guess is that he strongly denied it, a really powerful denial. Or some shit like that.

Trump getting banned on Facebook?

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Too little way too late, but I'll take it if it's true. There's usually a catch somewhere, not sure exact;y where just yet, so pay attention.

Trump touts a rapidly disproved drug to cure covid-19 [aol.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Somebody must have told him "Maybe you should talk about the pandemic, and forget about the statues for a while", and this is what he came up with. Nothing is too inane to use a conspiracy theory to explain.

Hey Melania Malaria, Are we having fun, yet? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

It's interesting how when you spend your life shitting on everybody in order to get ahead by stepping on their necks then those shit - covered people will eventually turn on you.

The Trump Hoax Really Gets Around!: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Arguably, that guy is even worse that El Commandante Bonespurs.

All the Excitememnt Gone in Your Life?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Unloading the groceries alone would be a death-defying feat.

Have you ever heard a fox laugh?[facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

There's a fox hanging around this neighborhood, but I don't see myself cornering her and tickling her just to hear her laugh.

And the Senate Takes a Vacation? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Right before this whole thing swirls down the shitter, the senate gets outta Dodge.

How To Mask

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

The golf ball autograph was a nice touch.

Judge orders Dakota Access pipeline shut down pending review

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

This was stopped in order to conduct a better environmental assessment. My guess is that the initial impact assessment was a bunch of bullshit. An honest assessment would shut this damn thing down for good.

Decorator Crab in its tactical camouflage.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Wow! That looks like Elton John at a pool party!

Just something to make you smile

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Good ones!

“Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay”............Daniel Defoe.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Levity is intact, decay is accelerating. But I am WAY past middle age, too.

[vm.tiktok.com] Not surprising, if true. He didnt cimmit suicide or died for no reason.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Both of them got away with it. Only one survives to tell the tale, which will never happen.

I'm 69 years old and I have never seen the country so screwed up.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

I can't see anything but a complete collapse of the world economy. Some countries will do better than others. Politically, the completely uneven distribution of wealth will become a cradle for revolution. I am not optimistic. The virus will kill hundreds of thousands more, eventually there will be an acute and growing food crisis. At 66, I've seen some bad shit too. Nothing like this, though.

> President Donald Trump said he’s done with Fox News after the network on Sunday showed him ...

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

To this idiot, "real polls" = TV ratings

Stay away form this yikes

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Here's a tip: it only lasts until the hangover wears off.

A jealous Mantis!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Give her the silent treatment, pal!

I'd pass on Double Chili Kebab...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

NOW you tell me!

[msn.com] Fear not America. All is saved

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Maybe he'll split the talking yam's voter coalition. I doubt he'll peel away any Biden supporters.

Happy Birthday to @LucyLoohoo, .

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

LooLu! I hope you had the bestest birthday ever! 🥂

Trump decided that an abusive army officer that issued illegal orders and got a 19 year sentence ...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Damn. Those poor guys. 😞

Next Trump Rally

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Ah yes, the barking spider tour in full flower. LOL

Well said Bette!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

She's got a keen eye for detail.

Gen. Milley: Some soldiers mobilized to DC amid Black Lives Matter protests were issued bayonets

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Just what the fuck!!?!

Have you seen this? 🤣 (No offense to Trump fans.)

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

A big mis-steak. I like that one. 🤣

SHARE A BATH?

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

This was back when being a shithole country was a sign of prestige.

Someone is thinking clearly - I like this idea! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Yeah, slogans pass for policy these days, so sure.

Needs a pacifier!

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

He doesn't think anything, that's what Jared is for. And we all know how *that's* working out.

Do not ignore physical fitness in these times ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

You too can be a rum runner. LOL

Coronavirus updates: Herman Cain, who attended Trump Tulsa rally, hospitalized

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Cain will never run the risk of being mistaken for an intellectual. Except maybe in a debate with the talking yam. They love them both in South Dakota though.

Yup..our Wartime boi..

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

Couldn't run fast enough, either.

(notice the S,R,F comic link) Does your house have IoT device(s) ? Why/not ?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

All I got now is my nest thermostat. I do have one of those small Google things (echo? dot?) and I can set temperatures from my phone. That's about it. Some of my kitchen appliances don't even have three prong plugs.

Kate told me she just read on Google News that in Alabama they are having Covid Parties to see who ...

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

They'll be teaching this in state-funded christian schools soon enough. Well, the republic had a pretty good run.

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

I don't do this enough, but when I catch someone looking at me, I flash a big-ass smile at 'em. Most of the time, they smile back.

What would you do?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I dunno. Are they going up? Or are they coming down? Going up, I'd start looking for real estate bargains. Coming down, I guess I'd wait to see wtf these guys look like before I figured out a strategy. But going up, real estate.

How convenient .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

That took a wrong turn for the young lady.

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Feynman was a legitimate genius. We have some poseurs on the scene now who claim to be, but honestly.

Isn’t that the truth

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Hah! You could call this the first "Ted talk".

Wow.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I continue to support these guys. They are exactly what we need right now. Gut punches.

“All things are subject to interpretation.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

The winners write the history, in other words.

Hundreds of George W Bush officials endorse Biden | News | Al Jazeera

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I know Biden isn't the best one, but he is much better than the arsehole. And I will get into bed with anyone who has the capacity to get this mother fucker out onto the streets and subject to prosecution. Oh, you bet I do. We'll deal with how Uncle Joe governs after he beats the lunatic, but I do support him, just like these Bush guys, who I really don't agree with ideologically, also do for the same reason. Sometimes, the enemy of your enemy is your friend. It's not a marriage, it's not permanent, but it's necessary.

Trump tells African-Americans to understand their history or 'you will go back to it again'

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Jeebus tits, wtf is he talking about? My dad is 95, and he forgets stuff, but he never ever says stupid shit like this. Great fucking turtle balls, this moron is crazy, and he's getting worse.

It probably would have happened too

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

That is lucky, isn't it? LOL

So, Here Might be an Answer to "Where does Trump go From Here?" Fuckwad! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

He isn't going to "go there", he was always there. Arsewipe.

Florida's Betsy DeVos? WTF?: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Damn, this guy is a tool, isn't he?

How did we get here?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Really?

Sen.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Jurassic Park called. They want their dinosaur back.

I've heard it's the motto of old What's His Face.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

It's a double whammy for us, we got a guy who is both powerful AND stupid.

7 bombshells from trumps talks with foreign leaders

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well what did everybody expect? You give a moron a firehose attached to a septic tank pump truck and that experiment only ends one way.

Trump retweets video of white St Louis couple pointing guns at protesters | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I can almost hear Kayleigh McEnany now "The president didn't know that those were guns."

“Man’s inhumanity to man, makes countless thousands weep”..............Robert Burns.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

At least among those who survive.

[theguardian.com] Probably not only Europe

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well shit, we went through this once already with Dubya in the recent past, but this is an order of magnitude worse that that. Dig deep guys, it's gonna take guts and effort to dig out of this hole.

Proud to be American

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Damn straight! LOL

Defending 'Murica

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

The NRA Power Couple of the Month.

Journalist Bernstein reports Trump's own high ranking advisers were alarmed at Trump's conduct of ...

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

It does feel like it's hopeless sometimes, I know that. It sounds trite, but we can't give up. Things will never get better if we all *stop trying and give up*. Shoulder to the wheel, Mike, nothing worthwhile is easy.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing | Iran | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

They don't care if he remains the president or if he loses, they will be after him. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his fucking life.

I had hoped Roberts would be on the right side of this decision. So far, so good. [al.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Roberts is turning into our ace in the hole on the SCOTUS. He's a conservative all right, let's not forget that, but he is a conservative with integrity. That was more common at one point than it is now. I can remember those days, conservatives with integrity, Russia was an enemy, the POTUS wasn't a traitor. Good times.

TREASON BY TRUMP: Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ...

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Good luck with that one. I agree he is guilty of treason, and not just because of this latest travesty, but his only justice will come at the hands of a mob. The system is too aligned with the monied. Sadly.

We keep saying this, but how much lower can he go?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Wait, I hear something. *crickets* Never mind.

"I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Vonnegut famously survived the complete destruction of Dresden, Germany by allied bombers in WWII while a POW housed in an underground abattoir. When he finally emerged and saw the utter destruction he heard a bird singing. Not a good day or a bad day for the bird, just a day. Good quote from one of my favorite authors.

I don't know what to say...

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Shit, I was eatin' supper dude!

"To love.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

It's a good quote, but I'd like it better if I had some context, or at least a direct object.

New confidence

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Now he can stop lion about it. Heh.

Really is there

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

The next day that I see like this will be the first day that I see like this.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

"Think of yourself as dead.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I've reinvented myself more than once. This is just another way of looking at it.

No thats not me

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Nope, give up. Keep whatever dignity you still have.

Under Russian Control

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

He ain't wrong.

You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.

Down in the Valley, they call them like the see them

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Bueno!

Him to a T

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Not to me it doesn't, you jerkwad.

Living the Life...of a Cowardly Manipulator: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

A British acquaintance taught be the word "bellend". I'll go with that one here, he's a hypocritical bullyboy bellend.