Need Dating Advice Maybe you ladies can give me some advice.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Don't get roped into anything, Johnny. Those cowgirls can put your back out of joint.

Anybody for Roast Pork Belly?

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.

Think I will pass

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'll have to give these a shot in my next jambalaya. I wonder if there's a local store that carries them?

Definitely me

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Feed that bastard bratwurst and dark beer, he'll shut up then.

Exclusive zone ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Disobedience will result in your croaking.

The Pro-Life Trump Evangelicals are on track to MURDER more than a quarter million real breathing ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

And just to make sure, let's yank all of their Obamacare insurance.

If you had gorilla dust cloud On your bingo card for July, you’re a little early but probably ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This isn't a new phenomenon, but somehow I think 2020 will turn this into another disastrous shitshow.

“All thinking men are atheists.” - Ernest Hemingway

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

I get what he's saying, though I doubt it is objectively true. Sadly.

Working pretty hard just to avoid wearing a mask

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

They used to claim Hillary played the "woman card". Now we have these gaslighting lunatics playing the "moron card". Life imitates the asylum.

How tragically sad.

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Logic is not a really strong suit amongst the MAGA mob.

Donnie portrait made from pig entrails

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This portrait has more guts than he does, that's for sure. *ducks*

Proof Biden is gaining grassroots support: Trump predicts Joe Biden victory during Fox News ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

At some point, he is going to chalk this one up to being sarcastic.

Too many Karens 😂 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Loudmouth nitwits - funny but dangerous at the same time. Cut public school funding and allow home schooling and charter schools that are religion based, give it 20 years or so, this is what you get. Home-grown uniquely murkin bullshit.

Yikes cannot unsee that

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube. It sorta works, but look at what you got left over.

They should

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Great idea.

Our murderer in chief in action.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

That is crimes-against-humanity bad.

Another groaner

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

Ooooooo.

Reality does suck ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

A Stark contrast, for sure. LOL

These are the expressions of found out bullshitting, corrupt and lawless officials who have no ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.

Let's talk about Trump, flags, and fire.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I've watched several of his videos. Very sincere, earnest, well-spoken, and intelligent.

Mysterious or kinky?

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

He likes to watch!

“Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.” ---- Jean-Paul Sartre

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The pour soi.

Didn't need to camp out after all ....

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Yeah, they did. Lordy what maroons!

YouTube

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I love it!

I put tape over the gas gauge on my wife's car. Now we'll never have to fill up!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I'd give it a try, but I'd have to up my self-delusion game a lot.

Full Stadium!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Look at all that full! People are saying they never saw full like that before. It's the most full, probably, ever! LOL

He is my hero, drinking water with one hand!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

When all you do is shit your pants, not shitting your pants one time is a big deal.

Ravings of an Unstable “Leader.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HARI SELDON!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mule?

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I LOVED that series, and I even liked the one he wrote in the 1980's as a followup! Wow, this is about time!!!

Trump Will Be Going Lower! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

When all you know is coarse vulgarity and blatant unabashed bigotry, and that doesn't work anymore, all you have left is even coarser vulgarity and even more blatant and proudly defiant bigotry. Like that's gonna work. Even his fanbois were yawning. There is no longer any there there. No alternatives, no plan B, no clothes.

Last we saw of fido

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Hey Jiba, take it ALL! LOL

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Comparison is the thief of joy. Someone said it, not me, I don't know who, but I think it's true.

MeidasTouch Because Truth is Golden I just discovered this group on Youtube.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes, yes, yes!! Keep kicking! Aim for the nutsack!

Always obey the signage ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

What, you thing the kids don't do that? LOL

Amazingly nobody was injured!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Close call, for sure!

"Hey Donald.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes! Keep kicking the bastard!

That explains it

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

It also helps when your ball-licking staff lies to you so you don't get mad. That makes a BIG difference.

Vladimir Putin Photo Albums Collectibles This is for those of you who've been complaining that...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Some kids in his class laughed at this picture. They mysteriously disappeared.

Missed it

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yeah, but Miku Z. Hitches was real, right? LOLOL

TrumpRallyFail WomenScareTrump trend after new anti-Trump ads go viral

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Those are fantastic! LOLOLOL

Just Ebullient!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yeah, he's just bouncing down the steps, giggling all the way. LOLOLOL

Bill Barrf strikes again! The administration is trying to get rid of prosecutor Berman in the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

This won't make his legal problems go away. All the evidence is still there, and this move just makes him look desperate and, more importantly, guiltier than sin.

They got it right

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Joe's still got a lot of oomph left in his ass-kickin' leg. LOL

Warning: Know Your Ticks!

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Blood sucking parasites, all of them.

CNN offering up some delicious schadenfreude this morning.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Reaping the whirlwind. Science doesn't give a shit, it's true whether you believe in it or not! LOL And Gen Z came through by trolling out with all those requests for tickets that they didn't use. I salute the youngsters, this gives me a LOT of hope.

Just like a junkie having a fix after 3 months of cold turkey?

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Some people are still stupid enough to show up for this kind of lame, tired crap, but more and more people just ain't buying the same old shit he's been selling. Even his base has seen it all, they want something new. He just can't come up with anything else except more of the same old same old. I LOVE it!

I'm not sure if this will work for others but it did for me.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Watch yourself, Julie, I applaud your effort here but I would hate to see you pay a penalty for it. Very brave of you, and I hope you get away with it with no repercussions.

Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than millennials" he said. Hahahahaaaaa

LOST IN TRANSLATION I have just watched a clip of a representative of the Spanish tourist ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Denial is very powerful and insidious. It's killing us. Maybe this isn't a good topic "Just for Laughs"?

“In 1866, one year after the 13 Amendment was ratified (the amendment that ended slavery), ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

We are good at this kind of shit here in the USA. I guess it's not that much of a surprise that most white folks never really caught on that this was happening all along. Up until now, it was never even a point of awareness for the white majority. Finally, it looks like that is turning around, at least from an awareness standpoint. Behaviors have to change, though, or what good is awareness? I hope they do , lordy I hope they do, but the history gives no real reason for optimism. The mindset that nurtured and encouraged systemic racism is still painfully there, institutionalized and codified by law. This is the struggle, and everyone has to do so much fucking better. None of us are free if even one of us is in chains.

Just saw a news bite that said 6 ClustertRump staff members tested positive for COVID-19.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Hundreds of thousands of teens and millennials reserved tickets online using fake email addresses and names, fully intending not to show up, and the morons running the event bragged about how many people wanted tickets. Genius in the stable says what?

Waiting to happen. 😂

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Poseurs, all of them.

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Simplistic, but a classic quote. I don't think Mencken meant for this to be taken as objectively true, but rather as a comment on the tendency of people to look for the simplest answer as a reflex. Occam's Razor may well be inclined to respectfully disagree on principle, if not on substance.

Trump was invited by Tulsa's Republican mayor to tour Greenwood.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Like he would agree to go. Still, they were ready for the fucking racist bigoted imbecilic jerkoff.

Apparently the donald got a bit 'testy' tonight? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Completely oblivious to the fact he has just admitted to killing tens of thousands of American citizens. It just doesn't register for him. The spin doctors are saying he was "obviously joking". Even if true, that's a very fucking unfunny joke, yeah? What am I missing? Anybody? JFC

Eric Trump Comes Under Fire After Apparently Referring To Black Lives Matter Protesters As ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Eric is the one with obvious developmental disabilities, right? The dumb-looking one? He also likes to shoot big game, which is notably characteristic of men with small dicks. I think his brother shares that affliction. What a charming family. Like the Brady bunch, except they are vile and disgusting rather than being cute and funny.

She has a point!

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

So it's God's will? That's a relief, I thought it was all that wine.

What happens when fact becomes stranger than fiction?

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Works for me, AC.

Nonchalance is the art of looking like an owl when you acted like an ass. (Unknown to me)

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at this.

Report: Crowd Camping Out For Trump Rally Include Many Over 65, As Coronavirus Fears Increase

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Someone said we have gotten to the Jonestown phase of the orange man's cult, but with a virus instead of Kool aid.

Only in fantasy: I wish a few people from the Left would go under cover as MAGA fools and start ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Nah. I wouldn't want to stoop to that level, but it would be fun to see.

✌🏻🦇✌🏻🦇✌🏻🦇

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

You heard her, Adolf, get out.

Oops she didnt

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Tres embarrassing!

Trump Says He Has No Intention of Having Bolton’s Book Read Aloud to Him | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Hah! That'll show em!

Don't Need a Mask!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

And the Depends catches a lot of that. Not enough, but OK.

I was reluctant to post this because it's mean to shame people but I made an exception for this ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Not a tramp stamp, a trump stump!

Somebody please.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

The young lad wasn't invited to Gaetz' swearing in ceremony either. Because who invites their adult son to a swearing in ceremony? It's possible the younger Gaetz takes after dad, and was serving time in some lockup on a DUI, waiting for pops to bail him out, though I doubt that.

fascinating insight into the cultish followers .

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Just like religion, it's all fantasy and doesn't make any fucking objective sense.

Little freeloader!

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

What was that Dangerfield joke? "When I was born, the doctor looked at me and slapped my mother!"

New contract for tulsa

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Funny, but sad, all at the same time.

Best Amazon review ever.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Negative reviews can be fun if they are creative enough. LOL

Love it lol

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Include an autographed picture, with the dedication reading "To my favorite (previously) unindicted co-conspirator, with love, your much better predecessor, Barry".

Why doesn't stuff like this make headlines?

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

When you make it a goal to eliminate oversight and fire every competent inspector general you can find, this is the type of shit that you get. "I'll be the oversight", said that disgusting tainted piece of meat with eyes. Well all right then, this is your baby, you unmitigated corrupt halfwit.

Mommys toy story

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

I wonder if they were given to her by Uncle Dick.

I doubt it, but you're welcome to try.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Oh my! Our Father, who art in heaven.....

Pubic Service Announcement.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

I sort of follow this. I won't let *just anybody* put their face in my pubic area, no sir. I've got my standards.

It's Being an Awful, Terrible, No Good Week for Trump: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

What do you know, maybe our institutions will hold up til this January in spite of the ignorant noise regularly bleated by the administration and illicit appointments of unqualified jurists. I love that Chief Justice Roberts seems to be routinely calling out the molester/rapist Kavanaugh on a regular basis for his ignorance of the law and his predilection for advancing policy arguments rather than legal arguments, including the consideration of arguments that no party in any case has ever even mentioned. That's fun to watch.

Third in the series - Pathetic Cowards for Trump

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Marco has been a posing pissant for longer than you might think. Once considered an up and coming rising star of the Republican moderates with international expertise, he has proven to be a spineless, finger in the wind, flip-flopping idiot - just a perfect storm for the Florida voters who elect him but whom he has never adequately represented or advocated for. He is very close to landing on the ash heap, or more accurately the climate-change flooded beachfront, of history.

Bolton's Book: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

When he finally goes down, I'll pay for a chance to kick him in the ribs. Just like he does with anyone who is vulnerable. Life is a wheel, you cowardly jerkwad.

THOSE PESKY LIBRARIANS ....[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Ooo, that's a good one. I gotta bookmark it. Heh.

LOL! In true narcissistic fashion, when things aren't going to the narcissist's plan, they check ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

I hope you're right about his planning an exit strategy. I'm not sure he could stand the humiliation of a massive loss, so if it looks irretrievable, I am still hoping he just quits. When he can't be sure he can cheat and win, he quits. That's what all those bankruptcies are all about. I can't win even if I cheat? I quit. Fingers crossed, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it.

A follow up on the Ted Cruz one - Pathetic Cowards for Trump 2020

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

OK, Ben. LOL

A little transparent but very true! :-)

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Paper bags would even be a better idea. Sheezus.

Yup slow down

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

This guy knows the ropes.

You really can't make stuff up now that is worse than what he is doing. [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Calm down. He'll just keep the money and fuck the people who sent it in. QED

Majestic isnt it

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

The '69's are the best.

Trump’s ‘woeful’ police reform order leaves systemic racism intact, critics say | Donald Trump...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

And his subhuman fanbois eat it all up with a spoon.

Who is worse!

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

There's a shocker.

Pissed-off Christian returns to crappy job he quit, hoping it was end times.

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Hey, we all have our priorities.

who Yells about "Fake News," and then goes creating it? [politizoom.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

This has his fingerprints all over it. Lordy, what a criminal arsewipe.

Kind of reminds me of the guy that got shot in the face by Dick Cheney and then apologized.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

You get treated as badly as you let people treat you. Cruz. BTW, is an asshole.

Oh, f%&k, I mean duck! 😂 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

The old misdirection trick. Works every time.

The President just stated that if we do not test we will not have any cases of Covid-19.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

What a dipshit. Of course we'd still have as many cases if we didn't test, but we just wouldn't KNOW ABOUT THEM.

Not surprisingly...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Anyone ever watch the show "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret"? This scenario is referenced through the entire 3 seasons of the show. BTW, you should watch it. It's on Netflix and it is HILARIOUS.

OUCH! Joe Biden's new ad.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

The party of alternative reality believes what they are told, not evidence they can see with their own lying eyes.

Because Some Here Have Expresssed Having Aniety, or Depression Due to the Trumping Situation: ...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Timely advice. I hope people take the time to consider their mental framework.

Happen to you

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

One of my rules, and I don't have that many, is to never EVER post to social media while under the influence. Of anything.

Trump the superspreader?

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

He's been spreading horseshit for a while, so he has some qualifications.

“You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

That's the truth.

Dump is going to really get the virus going in Tulsa this Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

I believe the final number will be in the buzzillions.