Silencing the voices.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

"Duck!" "Don't be silly, I'm a par..." THUNK

follow me for more recipes

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

If this is from a woman, go ahead and get a pregnancy test.

Just ouch !!!

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Ooooo, that is nothing to laugh about.

Another blow to Trump's shallow ego and his egregious, nasty, vile and ugly immigration positions:...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

So much winning. Not for that asshole, but still.

Floridians mark Trump’s birthday with flotillas, caravans

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

I got yer flotillas and caravans, right here.

LOLOL! 😂😂😂 I'm sure all the players will be standing at attention.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

WGAF?

The Master race?

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Those ribs ain't gonna eat themselve, you know.

“Why do men think they know how cook outside when they don’t have the smallest idea how to do it...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Hey now, we aren't ALL clueless in the kitchen ya know.

This is really old but I showed it to a student the other day so thought I would share it here.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

I've seen this before, and everytime it's a hoot. Very creative, whoever thought this up was a genius.

Sounds like a cool idea.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

I've got some leftover from when I mailed them to Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsay. I'll get right on this.

Trump, and PENCE Now have More to Tweet their Asses About: [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Conservatives have been surprised in the past when "their" choices, freed by the lifetime appointment to do what they thought was the right thing, did the right thing. What a bunch of snowflakes. After denying Merrick Garland even a fucking hearing, they are bitching now because their hand picked Trump appointee decided to vote with the 6-3 (!) majority and follow the law. Rainbow farts in your direction, righties, suck it long, suck it hard. LOL

That twitterbird can be dangerous ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Uncharacteristically, his mouth wasn't open. Too bad.

Thank goodness, I don't have Alex Jones' fans among my friends. 😂

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

As far as I can tell, they've NEVER had a day off.

Trump might not make it to the election.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2020:

It's pretty clear to even the casual observer that he is not well. Maybe when he loses badly that will push him over the edge.

Pandemic puns ... some funny ... some cute ... some quirky.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2020:

LOL These are great, AS!

“Ignorance and prejudice are the handmaidens of propaganda.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2020:

There is a big difference between ignorance and willful ignorance. That's the bigger problem, IMHO.

Here's another joke from my AI buddy Amy.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Aww, you guys are just jealous cuz your AI's can't do better. LOL

So I thought before that the administration was just stupid for planning the next rally on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Actually, he did a rare about face and bumped it up a day while issuing a sorta-kinda sorry-not-sorry "apology". So you can tell he's feeling the heat. It ain't gonna help him with the minority vote, not now, but still.

Republicans Are Un-Conventional Cultists?: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I hope Charlotte sues the still-living shit out of the RNC, and that the sour publicity turns NC from purple to true blue in the process. We were already teetering on the brink anyway, and this might just hammer the final nail into that coffin.

I know it gets said more than a million times a day by at least a half a million people, but I need ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

You didn't mention your adjective stacks, so I guess those are fair game, yeah? I KID. Keep it up DD, we can use all the pejorative adjectives we can find these days.

Florida has their Covid virus patient count go up to a point that has not been reached yet, it will ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I predict this will never happen. You heard it here first.

Brutal New Biden Ad...Way to Go!!!!!!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I LOVE it! Gloves are off, you fat fucker, keep your left up and guard your balls, cuz we are coming at you punchin' hard!

Scandal is brewing at fox news? [vanityfair.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Scandal? This is more like writing on the wall of a stall in the men's room material.

Yeah they do

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

And smegma. Don't forget smegma.

Melania Used Newfound Leverage to Redo Prenup After Election According to a new book written by...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Grifters and golddiggers, a tale of white house humiliation. Jesus tits, this is our first fucking family, a president and his third lady. Today.

Let me run this by everyone. Are atheists less prejudiced than religious people as a whole?

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2020:

It's always risky when you generalize. I think atheists are more in tune with progressive positions as a rule. They don't have any dogma to steer them into common prejudices. There are plenty of atheists who are horses asses though, so I really don't know for sure. Try picking the group you want to post to first, then use the group's "write post" function after you pick the one you want.

I had seen this before, but not with the (very appropriate) caption below!

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Some people are just committed to the highway to hell. I'm one of those people BTW. 🤣

“Morality cannot be legislated, but behaviour can be regulated.

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2020:

You can change what you do. But you can't change what you want.

He changed his tune quick.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

oooo, good one. LOL

Bully Barr Not only is he a bully, but also a twister-of-facts and a trump enabler.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

One day, he will swing. You heard it hear first.

The last one works well for improving mental health also.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Works for me.

Trump promises Stone won’t serve prison time: ‘He can sleep well at night!’ - POLITICO

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Stone is one of the very few people who are even more vile and reprehensible than Ill Duce.

The trump family doesn't have one decent bone in their bodies. [blog.humanesociety.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

The type of personality that revels in needless cruelty perpetrated on the helpless. Like his fucking father's, for example.

Trump orders fleet of icebreakers and new bases in push for polar resources | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

No need to feel bad about that. You have an awful lot of company.

A Rapture Event that would do some good for a change ....

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

One of the few events which, if it happened, would make me reconsider religion. But I'd stop when I realized that I might get raptured along with those assholes too.

The truth hurts my campaigning but this works for me!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

It's what fits on the hat that counts.

Trump campaign demands CNN apologize for poll that shows Biden leading

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

All the while oblivious to the fact how desperate, petty, and small-minded it makes them look. This is the direct result of long-term entitlement and absolutely no shame whatsoever, mixed with sycophantic spineless enablers.

we're all in june now ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Eight inches will do that to anybody.

I haven't a clue?!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Looks like the "I'm smugling meth but don't tell on me" ass. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

Hillaryious. 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Imagine the fucking orgy where those gene pools got conflated. Holy shit on a shingle!

The Iraqis would disagree

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Pain is where you can or can't cope with it.

No way! I'm not gonna walk all the way down to the end to use a toilet - I don't think I can hold ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

When they told me it was going to be a long flight, that's not what I had in mind. LOL

This guy is just sick.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Asshole's gotta have shit-pockets.

been there, done that ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

One of the few things you miss after the divorce. Not enough to make you regret the divorce, but still.

Just a few funny memes to get you through.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Those are wonderful, Julie!

Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus The New York Times reports...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Pure Trump, the NDA, pre-nup, agree to arbitration, stiff the contractors Trump. I say one thing and do whatever the fuck I want, so fuck you. C'mon, sign it.

This is just too funny; I can't tell if they actually found a baby who looks like Trump or it's ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

It's deep-faked, but it is hilarious.

Mueller's "Ghost!" [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Creamsicle may have packed the courts, but we still have a couple of judges who don't want to hear that bullshit anymore.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Politicians say shit they think people want to hear. Watch what he does. There's the tipoff.

This is so spot on

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Good agitprop requires above average bullshit. Enter Fox and the russkies.

AG Barr on a good day.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Great likeness!

I would not put it past him: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Oh he'd do it. This is the sort of lame-brained half-assed patently ridiculous idea that has become a baked-in part of his famous brand. Would it work? Would it bring the 120,000 (by then, maybe more or less) people back from the dead, or erase the mismanagement of the federal response to the disease or the ensuing recession? I doubt it. But will he try some shit like this? Absolutely.

Trump says he’ll cut off funding to states that make it easier to vote

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

He has a history of threatening things that he never follows up on. I think this is one of them.

A brilliant video skewers Ivanka Trump by contrasting her flowery speech with the brutal reality ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

She's daddy's little princess, isn't she? JFC

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Diogenes

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Imagine there's no country, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion, too. - John Lennon

The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Very perceptive, little dude.

They got it

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

The part nobody mentions, that's how he found out the "get me a Diet Coke" button in the bunker was broken. Silver linings, guys, always look for 'em.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

White cops murder black men and get away with it. People are now shouting "that shit has to stop right fucking now". You want to respond with "what about the potato famine", and "hey he was drunk and had a record"? Your perspective is your own, you do you partner. If it makes you feel any better, sorry about the potato famine.

Yes, he actually wrote this. Proof positive he believes his followers are completely stupid.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

To be fair, his followers are exactly that stupid.

As ye sow shall ye reap, that is in the bible the asshole held aloft! :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Poor Mel. The only thing she's gonna get is a stack of worthless iou's and custody of Barron. Probably stick her with the bill for the prison phone call too.

TOTAL FRAUD!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

That's a lot of trifectas there.

One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Ooops! Dad isn't the only bronco buster in mom's stable. LOL 🤣

Let's give religion a break just for a moment.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I grew up in a heavily catholic ethnic area. Each summer, the churches would run large fund-raising outdoor picnics on a Friday-Sunday schedule, with ethnic food, steamed clams, beer, bingo, big six, penny pitch. They'd all get together so as not to step on the other's weekend bash. Those were all kinds of fun. They put the fun in fundraising. Other than that, nada.

The Last Time the U.S. Army Cleared Demonstrators From Pennsylvania Avenue - POLITICO

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I can't remember any president being compared to both Hoover and Hitler. Yet, here we are. History repeats itself once again.

Trump taking Liberties.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Based on the protests, it looks like we're not ready to let you take our liberties just yet, you low IQ toupee-wearing arsewipe.

Truth bomb

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Corvid will disappear, and in gratitude will leave small shiny objects in your yard for 19 days.

A young lady is making video headlines by simply lip-syncing Trump; the videos are just Hilarious!...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Such a simple idea so beautifully executed . I hope Ms. Cooper's career skyrockets. 💙

Steve Schmidt on MSNBC talking about Barr's "thugocracy". [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

This is another guy with a lot of negative karma to neutralize. His work as part of the Lincoln Project goes a long way towards that kind of redemption.

How to bunker down ...[facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I love Sarah Moore. She has become the rising star of this last part of the Trump disaster.

Well, after all this time of being quarantined, finally had a few friends over to the house for ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

See if you can get a refund from the Mr. Clean people, Johnny, they were jiving you.

Lets do that

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I'll chip in 5 bucks, get the GOOD nails.

Trump shares Candace Owens interview saying ‘George Floyd was not a good person’

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Speaker at one of the huge rallies: "Hey, HEY! LISTEN UP! You can all go HOME. It turns out Floyd wasn't a nice guy, so killing him was OK!! All right? Thanks, thanks for coming, just line up and leave. THANK YOU." Honestly, these wingnuts.

Trump's Crowd [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Has he tried to say they are all there to support him yet? If not, that's surprising. It's the sort of self-delusion that has become his very tired trademark.

At last . . . a wall that makes sense (as long as it keeps him in - right?)

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Ya know, for a guy who worries so much about image and optics, he sure is fucking this up. Big time.

Gawd I hope they are all conservative right wingnuts.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

When you decide to pursue stupidity as an end in itself, the results are predictable and sad.

Colin Powell, on the Lying Birther: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

About time.

The Trump Regime Is Beginning to Topple - The Atlantic

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I love the phrase "withholding cooperation". That's how you do it.

Who had Yellowstone?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

If this fucker blows, we are all dead.

Who trust the Bible? ..🙄

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

You mean that's not true?

Is it a duplicity when Trump says that he hates bigots but doesn't hate himself?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

It's just a lie,, one of soooo many more.

Birth of A Movement!: Exactly what I've been hoping for- Perhaps they will escort the Orange ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Every explosion starts with a spark, every chemical reaction begins with a catalyst, every fire starts with a match.

Interesting view

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I've got answers. Heh.

He knows some tricks!

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

You should see what he pulls out of his arse. Or maybe not.

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

He's a natural!

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Nicely stated and rendered, right where someone who needs to read it and internalize it can see it clearly.

Hang on, let me think awhile! :-)

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

ATM

Sweetest Daddy ever!

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Yeah, that happens. 8-)

When donald trump came out of hiding this week.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Soooo many people think those two things are the same thing..Sooooo many people are dead fucking wrong.

SECRETARY OF THE ARMY AND THE CONSTITUTION- WILL WE SEE TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Sen. Murkowski looks like one of the first cracks in the damn.

Do a shot and vote for Biden

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I'll take the shot, but the potato is the one who will get fried. Heh.

[queerty.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

If you like to engage in parallelism, you can make the credible argument that Nazi Germany's international military success began with an alliance with Russia against the rest of the Europe, and their decline began when they turned on Russia. I don't see our semi-fuerher wannabe double-crossing Russia soon, but if he does, well, we do have history as a guide to what happens next. And he does have a history of double-crossing people.

Trouble brewing.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

You have to break these things down to figure out what to do.

Fair enough.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

That's my motto too!

I enjoy being part of this group , being almost two years since I joined.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Congratulations on reaching level 8! Don't let the level 7's con you into showing them the secret handshake! Here in NC, as well as throughout the Bible belt, religious beliefs or disbelief are conflated with politics, especially in the more bucolic parts. I've had people come to me privately after hearing about my own atheism and quietly admit they agree. I've also had loud disagreement and scorn as responses. But even the local JW's give me some space when I tell them, some even want to talk about it. Anyway keep posting. I'm at level 8.5 and there is still a long way for me to go. Persistence will be your path to 9. 😊

Way to Go!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Good on the chief. Wonder if our dimwit in chief will trash him with stupid tweets.

Twitter can be good and bad...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I don't have a twitter account. I guess this is why I'm always the last to know.

A note on djt's character...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Probably unfit to be a fucking vertebrate, too.

Just keep digging for a bit longer

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Treasure trove of material for his speeches dead ahead.

Seal it up!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yeah, let's play this one safe, ok?

Trump Upside down at Church: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Trying to figure out what the most shameful thing this asswipe has done is almost impossible. Remember, this is a guy who mocked a handicapped reporter, insulted not one, not two, but three war heroes, all deceased, and who found it impossible to say "Nazis are bad". This is indeed a shameful stunt, but maybe we should say it's the most shameful *SO FAR*.