Pparently there is anew pgm on netflix that is providing America's youth with inspirarion .

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Hah! I'm watchin' it, I admit. I'm 3 shows in.

So Trump wants his horrid signature on all financial aid checks sent by the government to Americans ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.

What would Jesus do?

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Now there is a jeeeebus I can get behind!

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Tough gig.

The corona virus roller coaster.....

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Always bring your dugout, be prepared! LOL

Been Cooped up to long.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Ooooo, that's desperate.

trump's approach to the pandemic....

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

That boy, I say that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. LOL

Good point

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Be careful if there are cheetos around, those things can run *fast*. LOL

New in the fight

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

They can retrofit the planes those idiots were using to spray towns with holy water.

We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be quite wrong - William Hazlitt -

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Common, but not universally true. Personally, I've given up trying to prove I'm right - it rarely works and it wastes energy. But this is true quite a bit of the time though.

There are so many this morning. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

People who need the money won't care if it's Jack the fucking Ripper's signature. But sure.

[facebook.com] A little something from Thailand. I don't know either

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Thinking back on it, I think I dated her via tinder. Light eater, cheap date. I got white shit on my shirt though. LOL

“Every government has as much of a duty to avoid war as a ship’s captain has to avoid a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Doesn't really work that way, does it? *sigh*

Where are the great plays now?

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Any Booth's still alive?

Trump now attempting to strong arm the media . [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Nothing new about this, he tries this shit with everybody. Criminals are criminals for a reason, they are lazy and don't know how to use logical persuasion, because there are no screening tests you need to pass to become a criminal. Just thug your way through anything.

Yes, it's a groaner. I don't care! 😂

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

People criticize clever puns so easily. Hey, can you do better? LOL

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Is Not Contagious ... [newyorker.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Maybe we should use the technique the pointy haired boss in Dilbert is using to educate the moron he hired - make him watch a lot of TED talks. It seems to be working in the world of the comics.

Another one bites the dust.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Maybe Alex Jones or Glenn Beck has a spot for her.

UK’s Brexit Government Now Claims It Didn’t See EU Ventilator E-Mail After initially ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Lame excuses do not recognize national boundaries.

Please, don't mince words! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

"It spreads faster than a hooker's legs.." That is pure gold. LOL

Someone needs to reassure Sean Hannity ...[thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

The last paragraph contains the key reason. "Secondly, despite the protestations of on-air talent like Maddow, Joe Scarborough and others, MSNBC and CNN have continued to air the press conferences nearly in their entirety on a daily basis, likely because they continue to generate impressive ratings."

Makeup artistry at it's finest!

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Impressive!

Seattle NPR Station Says It Will No Longer Carry Donald Trump’s Coronavirus Briefings Live Because...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

NPR can do this because it doesn't chase ratings or market share to make a buck. Traditional news services that are reliant on ratings and ad revenue would all need to agree to do this at one time so none of them gets an advantage on the others. I don't see it happening, but I wish it would.

An open letter to Barack Obama and George :::shudder::: Bush ... [thebulwark.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Trump's reaction would be explosive, he would NEVER let either of these guys do anything that could be perceived as doing something better than he can. Don't get me wrong, it's a great idea in theory, and with a sane president this might work. But he's nuts. You can't ignore that fact. I'd love to see somebody try something, and this might work, but it has huge workability problems given the literal insanity of the oval office right now.

And another. Isn't this treasonous? [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Somehow, I can't see how this is faithfully executing the laws of the US, or protecting the constitution, which he took an oath to do. Expect him to honor what he swears to?

Joe Rogan: Joe Biden ‘Can Barely Remember What He’s Talking About,’ Donald Trump Would ‘Eat ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

First, Trump will NEVER debate him. Second, Trump is running against himself, and that is a losing proposition no matter who his opponent is. Third, there won't be enough time for a senate-assisted character assassination like they did with Hillary in the house last time around. Lastly, you may want a better candidate, but Joe can turn out the vote. I wanted Harris. After that I wanted Warren. You do the best you can with what you have to work with. I'm with Joe.

Figures, Trumpers! FBI learned of coronavirus-inspired bomb plotter through radicalized US Army ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Do it right, make fucking SURE you read him his rights.

Something we should all remember in these times of crises.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Print this out, put it on a dartboard. Very therapeutic.

Evangelicals and their toxic influence on life in the country: [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

These guys make me wish the rapture was a real thing so we could get rid of all their hypocritical scientifically illiterate asses.

Crazed Pastor at W.H.! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I blame THIS guy on the lax laws related to incest, or possibly bestiality. Breathe through your nose, you disgusting ass-cabbage.

Lol caught

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

When I say I'm going to do something I'll do it! No need to hound me every 3 or 4 months about it!

Seems like it wasn't really all that long ago.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Reagan was awful, W was much much worse, but this current magnificent combination of moral bankrupcy, toxic ego, mental illness, coarse vulgarity,, immaturity, and native stupidity cannot be beaten in a contest like this.

She probably believes in Noah's ark too

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Don't judge. The "What do you have to lose?" argument put an orangutan in the white house.

Trump Signals Break with Medical Experts as His Base Attacks Fauci Conservative commentators ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Wait a minute, WTF is wrong with sending Rush more cigarettes? I'd call that a game plan.

"If you don't think that sex is violent, next time try thrashing around a bit.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

You guarantee me there will be a next time, I'll try your little experiment. 8-)

We know what we are united AGAINST: Trump and his GOP. Do we know what are we united FOR?

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Competent cabinet members. Respect for the constitution. People who can say Nazis are bad. The melting pot, not the wall. Oh geez, I could go on.

A prospective member A father is in church with his three young children, including his ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Out of the mouths of babes...

Aw shit, Britain's Trump now got it! Step up Donny!!! [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Our guy needs to get the WORST case of the vid, bigger, huger than Boris. And he's got the syph too! Beat that you limey loser! LOL

Thank goodness I'm not married any more.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

There are definite advantages to bachelorhood during a forced stay at home.

More diet tips:

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Much better than that stupid keto nonsense.

Karma hits fast and hard

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

As his pal, the amateur president, said about Mitt Romney's isolation, "Gee, that's too bad."

IF you are expecting a messiah from the medical community, Good Luck.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

You always get into trouble when you over-generalize. I am not defending the US healthcare system, but the profiteers are primarily corporate.

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally”.................W.C. Fields.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

For authenticity, when you read a WC line, take a whiff of gin. LOL

I'm good with this. How about you?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Don't give those profiteering assholes ANYTHING! WTF did they accumulate all of those hundreds of billions of dollars? Now seems like a good time to let them pay for their own shit.

Here's the voice of Donald J. Trump transformed (resurrected?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

This guy has it perfectly.

What goes around. [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

What are those tables doing over there? Oh, they're turning, aren't they?

"Now, wouldn't it be loverly?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Last I heard, the ad had 6.5 million views online since the cease and desist letter went public. That didn't work out how they wanted, did it? 🤣 What a bunch of saps!

WTF is wrong with people.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The asswipe has always traded short term people pleasers for long term viability. There is plenty of time for his ludicrous policies to blow up in his chemically mutilated face.

Mexican president not following trump's example ...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Muy bueno, Senor Presidente.

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I always thought that obvious truths are the most profound.

Anybody else anxious about Biden? I worry that he isn't up to the task.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I spent the last election cycle worried about Hillary, but I voted for her anyway. I've got a lot more faith in old Joe. You don't fuck with Scranton boys.

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people said you cannot do". - Walter Bagehot

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

That is as true as it gets!

Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in ...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I'd love to run into one of these geniuses doing this personally. They'd probably get me for assault and battery, no doubt, but I'd plead that I was doing it in the public interest.

[twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The Trump PAC's demand that it be removed will be laughed out of court, but it will give some publicity to this ad, so these guys are sprinkling itching powder on their own poison ivy rash. Always amusing to watch.

If only it was this simple ... oh wait, it's a simpleton delivering the prayer ...[youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

He's only crying because he didn't sell all his stocks like his buddies in the senate did.

Easter? And the resurrection of happily long dead Norman Vincent Peale? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I remember this asswipe's weekly columns. In my hometown newspaper, they always put it on the front page of the TV listings for the week. I did read a few before the gag reflex kicked in, even at my young age of let's say 11 or 12. you could swap in "delusional" for "magical" and this still works. This is the precursor of that stupid "law of attraction" horseshit. Sad.

For anyone that missed Texas Lt gov Dan Patrick's asinine comments that old people should be willing...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Quite the dilemma, a real struggle for a dyed in the wool fully brainwashed MAGA-sucker.

Honest Truth

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Gloves and a face mask. Other clothing optional.

New dating guidelines.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

These are hilarious!

He's such a fucking joke

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Irony is lost on this inside-out asshole.

All those faith-healers who are still holding services.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I didn't think my opinion of these money grubbing manipulative jerkwad weasels could get any lower, but here we are.

“One dies only once, and then for such a long time!”..................Moliere.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Compared with the time each of us spend prior to being born and after we die in the oblivion of the universe, the time each of us lives is very very short indeed.

New poster

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

In the immortal words of Steven Tyler - "EAT THE RICH!"

Go back to work special....BoGo!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

A separate matching bowling ball-sized accessory bag is optionally available for the heads of the rich dispatched by guillotine in the coming, and it seems more inevitable every day, revolution.

How the rich see us

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Sometimes it takes a crisis to get people to consider the radical alternatives needed to get rid of this appalling inequality, not just here but around the world.

Line up folks.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The tip of the tie giving grandma the bird is a nice touch.

Jon Stewart brought so many wonderful people into our lives. Samantha Bee is one.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Didn't know whether to put up the laugh. the angry, or the sad reaction emoji for this.

Hmmmmmm

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Sure, that's coming right up. NOT!

Worst person on the planet.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Again, HE really didn't CLOSE anything. How can he reopen anything? He hasn't DONE anything.

Finally an explanation that makes sense

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Mayors, governors, and county commissioners will widely ignore whatever he says - they are the ones closest to the problem, and they are the only ones who are really doing anything. The spray-tanned jack off didn't close anything, so he really can't reopen anything. He really, when you think of it, didn't *do* anything except blame Obama and the democratic governors and promise shit that isn't close to being true. It's all coming real soon now. This is just more shit from his pie hole.

This makes me soooooo happy.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Because senators, congressmen and, certainly, the president ALWAYS abide by the law, right? Right? *tap tap* Is this thing on?

Yikes ! Just no

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

"A" for creativity.

Something to be glad about

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Oooooo, enough to make you order big macs but without the buns.

Corona Edition

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

For the night is dark and full of filthy buttholes...

everything he does,....straight from hitlers playbook

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I wouldn't exactly call it a talent, but he does have an affinity for this kind of totalitarian Nazi style.

Why are people taking infectious disease advice from someone that has unprotected sex with porn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I'm with you. But here's the thing, they all have to do it. If one of them continues to cover the propaganda emanating from the oval office, all others will be compelled to do the same or lose viewers - because TV and cable news is a business and they make decisions on what to cover based on their bottom lines. I wish they WOULD all agree to just step away from covering the moron, but they won't.

So damn TRUE!!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The people who voted him in are tied for first place, I would argue.

‘This is a trap’: Progressives sound alarm on Republicans’ Social Security sneak attack hidden...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I haven't looked at the one they just passed. I'll do that today, but can anyone tell if this made it through or were the dems able to eliminate it?

No virus is getting through that.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Man, every once in a while, you gotta snip 'em. Even once a year would be an improvement for this guy.

Rule of law must be maintained

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Caught him at a blind drop.

Place you can go this weekend [placestovisitthisweekend.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

No need to pack a lunch, just look in the fridge or the pantry.

Good for bill

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Hey Bill! You got any extra?

Three friends die in a car wreck.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The classics never get old.

Well, it certainly seemed like a good use of all that extra time!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Actual dogs are always ready to go. One of their charming traits, IMHO.

Notes on adapting:

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

C'mon you guys,look sharp!

[msn.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

It would depend on her grooming habits, wouldn't it? LOL

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

It's still insane, John. RIP, brother.

Some toilet humor, thanks to Gerald Ford ...[foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I just checked this and it is absolutely true.

No kidding

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Don't let your paycheck define your self-worth.

Dan Rather rips the donald a new one...[rollingstone.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I'm old enough to remember when he got knocked to the floor of the Democratic convention in Chicago in 1968, and him standing up to Nixon when Tricky Dick tried to throw shade at him at a press conference. He has the chops, and the receipts, no doubt. Anything that man says is worth your ears and attention, no matter who you are.

Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Plan Could Spread Infection ‘Like Crazy,’ Health Expert Says

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Pence and his pals, like Pompeo and Barr, hope this is the quickest path to the rapture, don't forget that part.

Funny.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Mine are gray, all the way, every day. Top to bottom.

Trump just tweeted that he'd love to see all the churches full on Easter. I couldn't agree more.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

This could be my me too moment!

You must comply, resistance is futile! :-)

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

The Borg have a queen. I guess this is where Pence comes into it. Heh.

With all this quarantine confinement, I find this the only alternative to handling all the snacks.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Cuzzin Rufus! Put yer damn shirt back on!

Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery - oregonlive.com

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Great idea! "One extra large pizza for delivery, please. No, no toppings, no toppings at all." Heh.

Sen.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

To paraphrase Trump's reaction to Mitt Romney's exposure, "Rand Paul is in isolation? Gee, that's too bad."

I don't have a crystal ball, but it appears the nominating process is over.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I've been an advocate of having Biden name what key cabinet appointments he will make now, and then run not as Joe, but Joe with Attorney General Harris, Treasury Secretary Sanders, SEC Chairwoman Warren, HUD Secretary Booker, Secretary of State Sherrod Brown, etc. you get the idea. The picks may vary, but you'd be running an entire administration instead of just poor old Joe (one of my NEPA homies!) Then let the prospective cabinet members go out on the stump and concentrate on talking policies they'd pursue with their specific portfolios. It's an idea. It would certainly take the back at least some of the daily news cycles.

One of my favorites, Maureen Dowd, interviews Dr. Fauci ... [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Great piece. I love Ms. Dowd too, she's been a top notch journalist for decades. And Dr. Fauci is a national treasure.

Trump- I was kneeling by my lonely bed in the WH praying to god for some brains, when god spoke to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

You laugh, but the focus groups loved it.