It has become abundantly clear that people are insanely preoccupied with definitions down to trivial...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

If I want to have a serious discussion with anyone, defining terms is important to make sure we are discussing the same thing. The risk is that the discussion devolves into nothing more than a debate over definitions, and any opportunity to develop a common perspective to widen the discussion becomes less and less likely the further it goes. How can someone have an intelligent opinion about something if they can't even tell me how they define it? And then there are the trolls and assholes. You pay your money, you take your chances.

I sure hope this is accurate.

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

If it's just a site where people go and vote as many times as they want, and there isn't any scientific sample selection, then this isn'[t a poll. It's clickbait. I wish it were true too, but c'mon.

Hero's in a -shell...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

I remember going to the movie with my daughter in the late 80's. 8-) The turtles were big time back in those days along with the power rangers.

“You may choose to look the other way, but you can never say again that you did not ...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

The hardest thing is figuring out what the best thing to do is.

Suffer, years but not now

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

A number 10 cast iron skillet to the back of the head - you're out!

If the Corona Virus (and resultant stock market downturn) scuttles the Drumpf tenure in the WH will ...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

No, though it is tempting.

A story that is the poster child for what a clusterfuck looks like. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Yeah, but the stock market is doing GREAT!...Oh, wait...

“Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Be like Ernie Kovacs. https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/587/ernie-kovacs#view-photo=181895

Is It Just Me?

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

No, you have a LOT of company.

To, too, two - no 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Your write. They love there grammer.

"If criticism is not allowed, then praise is meaningless.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

This should be the republican campaign slogan instead of MAGA. It would certainly be accurate.

HERE IS SOMETHING A BIT DIFFERENT.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Everything in this piece is plausible and defensible. It's 8 months between now an the election, a looong time in politics. I agree that turnout will be critical. Everything else is anyone's guess, and it IS a guess.

I would hire him!

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Y'all never seen a dump truck before? LOL

A joke for Sunday.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2020:

That's cold.

Stupidity prevails.

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

True, always with us, infuriating.

Any bikers here?...

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

I saw this guy the other day, but he didn't have his helmet on. I asked him, "Are you out of your gourd?!?"

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” – Oscar Wilde

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Well, I can honestly say I have never deliberately overdressed. And the toughest things I've learned came the hard way. So yeah, this rings true.

An oldie, but goodie:::

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Say hi to your cabinet for me while you're down there.

I pity the fool - the a-Team

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

These guys were actually in the running for those parts in the original show. Unfortunately, they came up short in the audition.

Bruce Lee...

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Usually, the fools I correct have no idea I just corrected them. So it's kind of fun.

Freaking idiots. [kiro7.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

I saw this. Morons gotta moron.

Trump directing his coronavirus task force to launch attacks on Democrats to avoid blame: report ...

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Oh FFS.

Please pass the infant (just kidding - honest).

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Aldi has 'em, 3.50 a pound.

Have you ever questioned your career choice?

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Most people don't realize how deep their skillset actually is. This applies to you because if you follow your passion and stay on your current career path, nothing stops you from shifting gears and trying something else a few years beyond if things go south for you emotionally. Human services is a broad field beyond rehab and support, there is a data gathering and analysis part, a grant application part, a PR part, a compensation analysis part, a psychological/sociological part, a marketing part. The best way to find out about all of these things is from the inside, to continue to learn all the facets of your career even after you have settled on a path (for now at least). And all of the things I mentioned are applicable to other career paths: data analysis happens in every industry these days, grants-person-ship is a transferrable skill, PR happens just about everywhere, compensation analysis is pretty (excuse the term) agnostic with regard to career areas, you see what I'm saying. Plus, you may get better at your first choice as you gain experience and confidence. Choose what you really want to do and learn all you can. Don't fear change later. Trust your own instincts. Best of luck to you VA. 8-)

🤥 Can't Pardon Stone -- 🤗 [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Yeah, he wouldn't dare do anything unconstitutional. RME

Apparently this is their Corona plan

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

He may in fact be advocating this. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

It may take Scotland, for lack of Senate republican balls, to lock the turd up! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Bill Barr can't help him in Scotland. He can't fire his way out of this one. Prediction: It's somebody else's fault, maybe Obama's.

Funny giff about drug dog

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

I got more than one wiener,, wanna see? Heh.

Yup typical

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

This was the time he claimed we weren't raking the leaves from the forest floor, and that's what caused the California fires.

Grandpa knows it

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Even back then. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Why should we pay for Eric's business trip security to Uruguay?

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

The best kind of money is other people's money. - Donald J. Arsewipe

Trump Turns to Pence to Calm Fears Over Coronavirus President Trump addressed the nation from ...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2020:

I believe, but can't prove, that the way these nitwits are "responding" to the crisis is actually making the economic effects worse due to lack of confidence.

Yes truly screwed

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Lordy, we are in deep, deep shit.

Quick chuckle for the evening.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Oh, c'mon everybody, that's funny. 8-)

"those not present are always wrong.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

In committee meetings, those not present get the work assignments.

I'm in Fort Myers, Florida for a couple of days and this comic couldn't be more spot on.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

This, right here, this would make me a believer. Hard to deny evidence you see with your own two eyes. But of course this is a cartoon, and it's all still horseshit. And the trumperoos are still here. *SIGH*

".

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

This is a known quantity. What stops the common sense single payer system is insurance influence buying money affecting national politics. Oh FFS, how many times do we fucking have to go through this?

Words of wisdom...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

This looks like evidence, in his own fucking words.

Finally someone speaks the truth to him

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I wonder if he'll recommend snorting adderall as a cure.

Russia wants to"help"

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

You wanna bet it's 1234?

“Just living is not enough.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Well damn, I was deflowered decades ago.

That strange feeling at home alone - Ha!

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Aw, it's just his brother, Stephen, who is trying to work up the nerve to come out of the closet.

Good morning all.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The classics never get old!

Donald Trump Has Spent Nearly A Third of His Presidency Visiting His Business Properties At Taxpayer...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2020:

At least he's not always playing golf like Obama...Oh, wait..

Social Media Reacts To Photo That Appears To Show Ivanka's Hand Awkwardly Placed In Trump's Jacket ...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Ewwww.

It's a miracle!

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2020:

You talk about your woman I wish you could see mine You talk about your woman I wish you could see mine Every time she starts to lovin' She brings eyesight to the blind

Another important supporter has his say..

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Hasta la vista, Lil Marco.

You impressed by Nostrodamus? Watch this

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

This is the first time I connected the religious incoherence of speaking in tongues to the abominable incoherence of our guy speaking in spite of his tongue. Thx.

Why are we letting him destroy the USA?

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

My guess is a bunch of republican senators who were either bribed, blackmailed, or intimidated into letting it happen. But that's just me.

Yeah me on monday

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Monday is a just another day after you retire. Usually, shopping day.

What do you think

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Looks like he traffics in hookers.

Trump is "on his third chief of staff, his fourth national security adviser, his fourth defense ...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

I suppose his notoriety (or infamy, you make that call for yourself) originates from that stupid TV show where he fired people. So this isn't a real surprise. The surprise is that he always finds someone dumb enough to replace the guy he just fired. He does it by finding increasingly incompetent and sycophantic half-wits, willing to toss both shame and integrity out the window to enable bigotry, corruption, greed, and unrestrained lawlessness. Don't get me cranked up this early. Grrr.

I'm not quite this old, but the feelings the same.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

My dad did it too. He said he's ready to do it again, and he's 95 now. He's the one in the middle without a shirt looking badass on VE day.

Yup idiot

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I am not a fan of opinionated fuckwits.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

At the last place I worked, my two happiest moments were the day I became a manager and the day I stopped being a manager.

Haven't been able to find this joke here on the site yet:.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

My son's an engineer. I can see him pulling shit like this.

I need another drink.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I have trouble saying the "impossible" phrases even when I'm sober.

“Because Christians admit that ignorant people are worthy of their God, Christians show that they ...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'm not a big fan of religion either, or christianity to be more specific, but you can get into trouble painting an entire group of people with a big brush. Some xtians are smart, compassionate, and tolerant. Those are the ones I wish would wise up.

I am an atheist.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I miss Andy.

Trump threatens to pull licenses for CNN, MSNBC; claims they are run by people who are "bad for ...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

He's really going downhill, which makes him that much more unmoored and dangerous.

Anyone else feel this way?

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2020:

NOOOO!! Nixon was a different kind of bad. Ask the families, if you can find them, of the people he killed bombing Laos and Cambodia. *They* don't miss that son of a bitch, I guarantee it.

His true colors

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2020:

To be clear, Trump isn't paying for any of that. We are.

Suggestion for today: Post a favorite family/dad quote here! My dad had many! Of an ...

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2020:

My dad used to remind me of the eleventh commandment: Mind your own business.

“To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is ...

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Very true. I would add "avoiding the headsman's axe".

Whoops! An easy misunderstanding.

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2020:

You can squeeze it and shake it and do a little dance, But the last drop always Winds up on your pants.

So I'm at work and I had a customer ask me if i was a lover of jesus.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Say a prayer for him or her. LOL Seriously, you'll run into this quite a bit, unfortunately. More in some areas than others. It's a "pick your battles" situation. It's hard to blow off customers though. Think of it as earning the money but keeping your integrity. Good luck.

Russia is looking to help Trump win in 2020, election security official told lawmakers - CNNPolitics...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Every democrat up and down the ballot everywhere should be yelling this at campaign stops and stump speeches every time they speak. Every time. Remind people constantly that the republican party is a party of traitors.

“If you shut up truth and bury it underground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

It all comes out eventually. All of it. Always. When you yourself put forward a willful falsehood, just remember that.

Lawmakers Are Warned That Russia Is Meddling to Re-elect Trump [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Before the Russians and the rustbelt rednecks put the talking yam into the oval office, I never ever heard the word "weaponize". Not once. *sigh*

As an engineer, it took me a second to get this joke ;-)

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

That's cold. Heh.

Little gyros

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Hah. No doubt served up by St. Pita. 🤣

How many days will Roger Stone spend in jail?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I believe he should be free while he appeals? But if it looks like the appeal is going into the shitter, then that's when the pardon will come. I'm not gonna say zero days, but I'd bet the under.

This is about 'absolute authority' 😡😡 Republicans in Congress are sitting by while Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

They each get their own pork barrel projects in their home states funded by federal money (i.e. - our money), so yeah. A buck's a buck.

Think I will pass

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

If it's sloppy, I don't pay. I tip, because I'm not a dickwad, but I refuse to pay.

“Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

EZ gets it.

There's two kind of gyms nowadays!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'd be OK if they formalized that set up.

Trump Appoints Hardened Loyalist to Help Him Control the Deep State President Trump has ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

No, Johnny, it's not just you. 😢

The republican criminals staged a coup.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

When the coasts all flood and the crops start to fail, there's your first sign.

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” ― Dorothy Parker

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

That's why they call them briefs.

Poor maids.... [politics.theonion.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Mike's got some 'splainin' to do.

I must admit she has her style!

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Barbara has used this technique before so she knows it works.

Definitely them

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Good one, whitey.

Ok so there is no him but 🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Just one bottle? Wow, cheap date.

Sometimes...

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

One of his lesser known titles. "Turn around and do not sass, my foot will soon be in your ass." Classic prose from the master.

She could make me repent something

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

This made me think back about Sister Eileen, my homeroom teacher as a senior in HS.

I guess thats one way

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I considered this strategy a few times, but I always got talked out of it. Probably a good thing.

You learn something new every day!

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I scream, you scream, hey let's face it, we ALL scream....

If I end up getting the coronavirus....

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

See if you can find someone with ebola to go with you.

Groaner alert

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Rhymes with boner alert.

Gee, who would have thought this was possible? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It would be surprising if there was one single thing that *wasn't* shady in our moron's oeuvre.

Roger Stone: Judges worried about political interference [usatoday.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It's good they are going to talk it all through, but can they actually do anything?

“He alone is great and happy who fills his own station of independence, and has neither to command...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Nice work if you can get it.

Just a thought, but is it just my imagination or does Trump seem to spend an inordinate amount of ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

No, no you have it right. You aren't imagining it.

Trump Brands Himself as America’s Chief Law Enforcement Officer Shortly after his extremely ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

He's the guy pulling the strings. But someone with a Russian accent and redolent with the smell of half digested cabbage is the true puppeteer.

Trump Pardons Childhood Friend, Hannibal Lecter [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Hannity suggested this one. And what Hannity says, moron does.

Trump don't need no stinkin' laws! 😡 Homeland Security waives contracting laws for border wall ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It's a national emrgency, right? And a great opportunity to give lucrative contracts to his cronies who will undoubtedly kick back to the capo. Sweet deal, isn't it?

Trump pardoned or commuted the sentences of 11 people, including Rod Blagojevich, Bernard Kerik, ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

All of you republicans own this, each and every fucking one of you, this is an albatross that will rot around your necks.

So true, don't you think?

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

And what's with this half empty or half full crap. Fill the damn thing up, end of debate. LOL

Damn right we're angry! 😡 ‘Democrats are angry’: Polling shows a ‘massive blue wave’ is ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

I did early primary voting yesterday, just to warm up the old ballot marking muscles a little. It felt good. I am ready for bigger game.

Trump meme

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

People can convince themselves of anything if they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it might be true.