Trump Gives Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom During an extremely divisive State ...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

I take little pleasure in the fact that this fascist tool will die, gasping for air. But make no mistake, I do take that little pleasure.

THIS (no surprises) is who Chump gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to (copied from FB) 9 ...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

It pains me to no end that he shares this with Rosa Parks and yeah, Joe Biden. JFC

Spoil sport

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

I don't know if my canoe J stroke would be any better, TBH.

“To build may have to be the slow laborious task of years.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

Yeah, it's really easy to tear stuff down, you don't have to follow any rules or make any plans, just smash.

The verdict is in: The senate did not uphold their Solemn oath to act as an impartial jury.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

Ok, it's a good idea. Who would we be petitioning?

Playing with your food

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

Now that's what I call good plating.

Some good ones today.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

What would I rather do than listen to Manchurian cantaloupe lie? How about lighting my hair on fire and putting it out with a ball peen hammer? Yeah, I'll go with that one.

A dating site for doctors.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

I hope her insurance information is up to date.

Another good one.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2020:

You win the internet today.

Maybe 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Oooo, soft or crunchy? LOL

Carl Sagan knew it was coming, way back in 1995.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

He was an incredible intellect and visionary. We really could use him and several more like him right now.

Reprehensible pair

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

These two are a piece of work, am I right? All of you who are parents, this is what you get when you are a reprehensible role model, don't forget that.

Will history make Romney and anybody else who votes trump out a hero?

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Mitt is not really a hero, just a politician. Utah in general, and the mormoms in particular, aren't all that crazy about Trumpism, having been ghettoized, persecuted, and forced to relocate themselves. Plus don't forget he's got a personal axe or two to grind with the nitwit in chief. I give him props for defying the rest of his bigoted party. That takes stones and a certain degree of integrity. But there WAS something in it for him.

I love this analogy: “The problem with investigating this administration is it’s like ...

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

There's nothing new under the sun. The current nihilism of the republican party is based on the desire to openly discriminate against any group they consider to be inferior, in this case immigrants, Mexicans, blacks, women, muslims, and I could keep going. But the key element is anti-immigrant policy. This is the same warmed over horseshit that was part and parcel to the nativist Know-nothing party which reached its high point in the 1850's. Most of the vitriol back then was aimed at catholics (i.e. - non-protestant immigrants) and keeping them out of public office and private sector jobs. They really had no formal opinion of blacks, but they were pretty much ok with slavery. They took the cultism a bit further by refusing to answer any questions about their beliefs or membership, and when asked would say they know nothing about it, which is where they got their name. Lincoln's republicans ran them out of politics, and then the south soon decided to secede and go to war with the north. History can teach us a lot.

Let's just pretend Pete wins the Democratic nomination.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

I think Mayor Pete would love to see him try it. Doesn't seem like he's a guy who backs down from a loudmouth bigot.

That’s very nice words to actually describe that mouth .

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Listening to Limbaugh is like picking up a big bucket of shit, with the handles on the inside.

AP FACT CHECK: Trump’s claims in his State of Union address | PBS NewsHour

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

It was closer than it should have been, but Duke held on to beat BC, 63-55.

Rachel and Mike were invited to a posh masked, fancy dress party.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2020:

win-win-win situation here.

Three guesses who this song is about.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I can't recall Lu getting political this openly in her music before. Good for her.

(VERY interesting info here!) What turned the GOP into a threat to democracy [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Yeah, that sounds about right. Nothing even close to valid policy has come out of the republicans since they decided to simply block Obama's policies and revert to abject racism and xenophobia, but this time openly and without shame or apology. And here we are.

Eleventh commandment?

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

My Dad always said the 11th commandment was "Mind your own business."

The fellow once credited with telling his most wise listeners that "Trump is our man!" has had a bit...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

He will live on in the many hateful and disgusting commentators that he has spawned and inspired over the decades. Shit begets shit.

No Samba Zone

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I fooled 'em and danced a polka.

[yahoo.com] I have changed my mind. There is a god after all.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey goodbye! Here, take this box of cigars with you, you son of a bitch.

Trump's lawyers are like the worst attributes of caucasians, all rolled up into one bad nightmare.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

A world class grifter has hired a team of all-star grifters for his legal team. Nothing to see here.

Just a reminder: if you're not in a serious ltr, now is the time to get free and avoid that costly ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I'm in no imminent danger of having a date on Valentine's Day, but in the past most of my then sweethearts thought of this as a Hallmark Holiday - a good way to sell expensive pieces of paper shaped like hearts and greeting cards. Good luck to all of you who are shuffling through this experience, it IS good for the economy.

At the State of the Union address tonight, I’d like to see all the senators and representatives ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Tell me if this happens. I'll be watching the Duke game.

Donald Trump is not normal. The media must stop asking him ‘normal’ questions

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

At this stage of his reign, he'd never get close enough to a journalist with the wits and integrity to even hint at any of these questions, so it's a good concept but a moot point. Still, I'd enjoy seeing it play out if even one of these questions made it past his goons and he had to struggle for a coherent sentence while being prodded by a talented interviewer. Never gonna happen, but fun to imagine.

Trump extends travel ban to 6 countries — but is OK with selling arms to those same places

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Hey, a buck's a buck.

“We Grow in the Dark. Much like a baby in the womb or a seed in the earth” Unknown.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Recently, I've been growing around the belly, and to make it worse it's in the cold hard light of day.

I hope a journalist has the courage of Hunter S Thompson to pen an obituary for either Trump or Rush...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Gee I miss Hunter. Our guy, of course, makes Nixon look like small potatoes in the criminal world. I wish we could bring Hunter back for just one more article, preferably an obituary, about the traitor who now sits in the oval office.

"The president is lying," .

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Go get 'em, Mike! This is how you spend your billions in the public interest. I'm zeuser and I approve this message. 8-)

So, I heard on NBC that they think this is the end of caucuses in Iowa. What do others think?

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I always distrusted these things. Just a little too folksy without much rigor, proven by this current fiasco. Just one step above taking a straw poll around the cracker barrel. Good riddance if they do finish them off.

trump's new hat!!!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Never has, never will.

Trump reportedly compiling Nixonian ‘enemies list’ as he seeks revenge for impeachment ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Not really a new thing for this thug president. That's what mobsters do.

[pbs.org] 57% of voters say they won't support trump in 2020. Hope they are right!

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

That's not enough. They have to take that to the ballot box and vote against him too.

Please, no stupid questions about this post

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Looks like an initiation test.

Even the repubs are taking exception to the travesty that the senate has perpetrated ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Ouch. Yeah, this is exactly what we need. Maybe if we run these clowns out of the country, we can get back to civil discourse. But for right now, this approach seems like a great idea.

Foreplay...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Well, at least we know she's not a hooker.

He is an idiot! I could not decided which group to put this in so I decided here because I have to ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

This is a good one too.

I give this round of insults to Bloomberg, the only thing the orange turd says about Bloomberg, who ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

I made this point in another post's comments thread. Stop bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Adulthood is like....

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

And I, for one, am getting pretty tired of that shit.

People who searched this...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

I understand the marketing principle, but what I do NOT understand is why I see ads for things that I have already purchased. WTF would I want a SECOND phone case?

“I don’t have a car, I have never had a car.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Sometimes altruism works out for all concerned.

Hope he come clean about this

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Be sure to get a tissue sample.

The Trumpicans are trying to make the argument, that impeaching Trump would be akin to overturning ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

One of the candidates needs to be a hatchet man/woman, take one for the team, and start slinging the gutter insults and outright lies that seem to be the only thing the talking yam understands. Sometimes, you have to out-cheat the cheaters. Stop bringing a knife to a gun fight. Stop politely debating in an MMA ocatagon cage match. This taking the high road shit sure isn't working out like we want, is it?

Yup deal with it

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Guy with a MAGA hat: "Sure he's a bigoted narcissistic criminal, but he's *our* bigoted narcissistic criminal."

Trump goes on a tear and scorches the field in Super Bowl chat with Fox News' Hannity | VozWire

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2020:

I remember this. It was the time during the telecast that I put the TV on mute and went to drop a deuce. Seemed like the right thing to do.

Trolling the homophobes

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2020:

Somebody might be free for dinner tonight. *wink wink*

Has joy any survival value in the operations of evolution?

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2020:

Teddy Roosevelt said "Comparison is the thief of joy." He seemed like a joyful guy, and also a courageous one.

Meme sez it all

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2020:

They all ought to be jailed.

Mitt Romney came through voting for witnesses.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

Mitt had a few scores to settle with orange Julius Caesar, plus he said he was going to do it. In a world where politicians say one thing and do another, this is a refreshing change of pace. Now I don't see eye to eye with Mitt on any number of policy issues, but you have to respect integrity where you find it, especially in politics, and especially especially in the US Senate. Oh, and someone please tell Susan Collins she can blow me.

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

Religion is a big bunch of loopholes.

Open flood gates required in border wall. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

The Manchurian cantaloupe does not care if the wall is effective. It's like the Ukraine investigation, he didn't want an investigation, just an announcement that there was one. Insofar as the talking yam is concerned, all he cares about is (1) providing red meat for his bigoted drooling supporters, (2) sticking it to the libtards, and (3) funneling contracts to his buddies who are undoubtedly kicking back to the capo di tutti capos.

Both hands in the air

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

I'm in.

GOP Pinata would be a more appropriate name for this group following the fiasco in the senate, and ...

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

I'll try my level best, AC!

Wonder what would happen

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

Chocolate pudding works too. Um, I read that in People magazine. *ahem*

Jared Kushner really reminds me of this guy. They even look alike.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

Now that you mention it...

New Report Claims Investigators Are Now Interviewing The IRS Official Who Said Trump Or Pence Audit ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

This is just some of the shit we are finding out about. How many other things like this were simply buried?

If you had Chickenpox, you can get Shingles.

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The first shot of shingrix gave me a fever and chills. I was out of action for a day. The second wasn't so bad. Still, a better alternative than the actual shingles. Anyway, prepare for a reaction, because it can be a little dicey.

Redneck a/c

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I call bullshit. I don't see any duct tape. LOL

As I expected, all the "moderate" republicans will not vote for witnesses and will join tentacles to...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Can't say you're wrong, partner. We daily see the disaster caused by the citizen's united ruling. That was the first domino.

God Help US A man spent all his life alone, finding no love, and at age 96 he ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Time for a trade with the lower chamber.

Dear America, Time to use our Trump card

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The white house has appropriated the document because they ran out of toilet paper in the presidential shitter.

Good morning ?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I recognize that look from the mirror this morning.

Throw it away!

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I heard that's not true if you look at it under an incandescent light.

I'm out of here

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I always knew there had to be a good reason...

‘You can’t make this up!’: Senate erupts in laughter when Adam Schiff reveals DOJ lawyers just...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Criminals care very little, if at all, about being hypocritical. Like the kiss on the cheek before the bullet into the head.

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again.” - Thomas Paine

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

We could use a few thousand guys like Paine these days.

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Not everybody, but point taken.

“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three-parts ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

You don't find love. Love finds you. When it does, fear is the last thing on your mind.

You know what they say ... It's all bad ... uh ... or was that ... It's all good?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

You can't trust chairs.

WTF happened here?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

It's written all over her face.

Palestinians recognize Texas as part of Mexico! [thebeaverton.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Good. Let their senators serve in the Mexican senate too, that would help. LOL

This dates back a few years from when I originally posted it on fb.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Even though I try to forget this, I remember it clearly.

Kobe Bryant said, "God is great.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Let me look in the index of the book of excuses. Hmm, sex, soup, ah here it is, sudden death, page 32. Here we go, "everything happens for a reason". You're welcome. 8-)

When you thought stupidity was lack of info

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

You have to read it and understand it. I think Morgan Freeman said something like, I don't have the direct quote - people won't spend any time reading the news because it takes too long, but they'll spend 45 minutes on a quiz to find out what kind of potato they are.

So glad he only builds the best. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

I can almost hear it now. "They tell me it's a thing that's called wind. I never heard of it before. It was the windiest wind, with lots of air moving very fast, tremendously fast."

Dershowitz is nuts. Been following Trumps impeachment trial (?

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

You heard correctly. And his senate thugs will all agree, hoping for a place of comfort in the fourth reich.

If you could change one thing about yourself...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

I went through all of that for one cheesy joke.

Regardless of the outcome of the impeachment trial, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House member Adam...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

She exemplifies the kind of bravery and leadership we need and deserve in the US. Instead, here we are.

Why should Americans care about Ukraine?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2020:

No argument from me. This is just the latest treason. Or the latest of which we are aware.

Finally the Really Stable Genius takes action and he thought it up all by himself

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Yeah, it's plausible he'd use his razor sharp mind to come to that conclusion,isn't it?

Been watching the latest Trump speech, and wondering if anyone has made the Trump comb over bicycle...

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Not a bad idea. Bet it would sell well in Mississippi.

Wine Not At a winery, the regular taster died, and the director started looking to a new hire when ...

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2020:

This emphasizes something I learned a long time ago: Never underestimate a drunk, and never judge a person based only on their appearance. Also, don't screw around with your employees.

just think about this for a few minutes

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Somebody with a russian accent will be writing a book that tells us everything they have on him in the foreseeable future. You heard it here first. Hey, a buck's a buck, a ruble's a ruble, you know?

John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair & Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours – The Halfway Post

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

This is satire, but all good satire has a grain or two of plausibility in it. I can certainly see this happening, and I bet it does take a long time to get that orange sheen just right, with the white below the eyes and an even tangerine tone. And lordy, that fucking hair. LOL

Sorry, but I love the way this guy writes.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

You're right Julie, this guy knows how to string word together. And he is right too. This is the most serious threat to our republic since the civil war. Scares the living pork out of me.

Man Attempts To Register Beer As Emotional Support Animal | 98.7 KLUV

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I suppose trying to register my hip flask full of Yukon Jack is completely out of the question, then.

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well”.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

You gotta do the best you can with what you have to work with.

Someone recently urged us to read "A Very Stable Genius," the newest, I think, Trump related book.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

If he wasn't vindictive, cruel, or vengeful, you can almost muster some sense of feeling sorry for him. But of course he is indeed vindictive, cruel, and vengeful, among many other terrible characteristics. A sad and infuriating man.

Really, who does that?!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

One who isn't OCD? Just a guess.

Trump supporters Need Not Apply I was trying to think of a catchy phrase that would grab ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

If it's possible, you should move. If it's not, you need to start saving money so you can move. As far as missing sex, you don't need to be a liberal in a red area to do that. Good luck, sweetie.

Let's see.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

He knows. Where the money is coming from, that's where it is.

I've done it.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Good job. I hope the republic survives until election day for your friend, and all of us, to see.

Anyone else?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Just go and sit down again and you'll realize what you wanted in the first place.

Back in 16 I wrote a column, the gist of which was that Lying Donald had 10 out of 10 of the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I'm waiting for him to completely flip out in a public appearance and go completely Queeg on us. Maybe the state of the union speech, that would be a good place for it.

Has anyone posited the idea that Trump may have held up the $ for Ukraine because he was asked (read...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Well, since this administration has some of the sharpest strategic foreign policy minds on the planet and a host of thoughtful and intelligent advisors, I would guess the president listened to their advice, as he always does, and modified his actions accordingly. Hey, I'm just jivin' y'all, it was Putin. LOL

I’ve come across more info regarding the ultra rich and it sickens me.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

This sort of inequality has historically led to revolution. Ask Marie Antoinette.

Get in the car...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Finally, my kind of uber driver.