Okay, so I finally finished my bird feeder gazebo.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Your birds are lucky to have you in their hood.

Can anyone with theology knowledge (or knows someone with) explain this?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Yeah, well considering these things were written between 60 and 80 years after the events supposedly took place, mostly from oral tradition, you get all kinds of crazy shit making its way into the "gospel truth". Ever play the game telephone, where you whisper something, and that person whispers it to the next, and so on, and in the end what started out is nothing like what ended up? Those are the gospels, primarily stuff that people made up, misunderstood, or added in because they thought it sounded neat.

So I finally meet a nice woman.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I feel you, Ted, believe me.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

When I get depressed, I'll be drinking a gallon of something that maybe has water as an ingredient and rhymes with "bodka".

AP News: After push from Perry, backers got huge gas deal in Ukraine [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

Trump may attend Putin's military parade and Kamala Harris trolls him about "meeting his supporters"...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I'd still like to see our moron in chief on the same stage as Kamala.

Yup explains a lot

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Figured this out a good while back. Fucking quisling.

Whoops, wrong turn

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Now that is what you call an exercise in futility.

Attributed to Ben Franklin, "Have sex with older women.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Ben had a point, as well as a documented series of success stories. Older doesn't necessarily mean older than me, you know.

What month is it

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

And seedy. Don't forget seedy.

George Conway, Kelly Ann's husband (They must have an interesting marital relationship) tweeted if ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Good notion. I see a few workability issues, but this guy might be able to do it.

“Being kind is a matter of altruism.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Yeah, I can see that.

Grandpas rule , and grandmas

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Sometimes it sure feels like forever.

Women Keep Up Wins in Trump-Era Political Surge [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Good. About time.

There's a moment during the cremation process when the meat is perfectly cooked.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Nope, nope.

Here is an idea....

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I'd go for 20 bucks.

Paddy walks into a florist in Dublin and asks for some flowers for his wife.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Does that work? Shit, I've been doing it wrong.

“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s ...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Good look for you comrade.

Parents Of Teen Killed By U.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I have known literal criminals with tons more couth than this fucking philistine.

Yeah, I'm sure that worked.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

WWJD? This, if he existed, had an airplane, and holy water was any different than regular water. In mother Russia, they'd do a lot better with vodka.

Man Stabs Baby Trump Balloon, Taken Into Custody

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Owning the libtards, one triggered, entitled act of vandalism at a time. Were the perps wearing brown shirts?

I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Use a butter knife. LOL

Oh oh look out

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Who's a good boy?

Florida Man strikes again [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

What a complete and utter putz.

Most inept criminals ever--but cool story!

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

If I said I didn't say it, I didn't say it. Unless I say I didn't say I didn't say it, then I did.

And then, they continued.....

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Just one grift after another.

Lock him up.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

It was never funny, but I can understand your passion.

Ever been there ?

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Predictive analytics can see right through you.

This is about right

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

I wonder if these shitbirds ever even touched a black person.

Hoping this isn't a repost.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Be wary, go hairy.

Guess who wants to run for Senate again AND supporting Trump 100%.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Down there in lynchin' country, they love this fucking bigot. The folks at Keebler are saying "oh no, not again, another hit for the brand!"

Go Mike!!!!!!!!! Michael Bloomberg goes to Alabama today to file for candidacy.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Billionaires do what the fuck they want. Why else become a billionaire, you know? That's why I decided not to become filthy rich, too many temptations. Heh.

“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The key to happiness, right there.

Who ISN'T involved in Ukraine?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I wonder who they are. It'll eventually come out, it always does.

Bevin filed for a re-canvas of the vote for Governor. Can the rethugs steal this election too?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

This was expected. It's unusual for a re-canvas to show results substantially different than the reported results, if at all. McCrory did this here in NC, it didn't go like he wanted.

Frequently said in office,"Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because you'll meet those ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The other option is to stay on top, though that's a little tougher to do. Still. good advice regardless of whether you anticipate seeing somebody again going in either direction.

Lawyer for Ukraine whistleblower sends White House cease and desist letter to stop Trump's attacks ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

They are competently doing the right things. It won't work in this case, but that's not their fault. I hope to hell nothing happens to the whistleblower.

No root, no fruit.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

You're right. One of the signature accomplishments of the republicans in this century was to virtually eliminate unions across the country with their "right-to-work" laws. We will rise again, though, solidarity my brothers and sisters, solidarity forever.

This just in: Donny Boy has been ORDERED by a New York judge to pay $2,000,000 in regard to the scam...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

He'll just stiff them. He'll use the classic "what are you going to do about it?" defense that has worked so well for him thus far.

Thursday night funnies! You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Some good ones there, Heidi. 8-)

Got it right

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

To be fair, there's a LOT of things the talking yam knows absolutely nothing about.

As Examples Mount, Sanders Campaign Accuses Corporate Media of 'Deliberate Attempt to Erase Bernie'...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Bernie's got a right to be miffed. They fucked him over last time when the superdelegates overturned the results of several state primaries and handed the nomination to Hillary. How'd that work out for us, by the way? I'm pulling for Kamala this time, but if Bernie wants to bitch, he's earned that right.

Thats not her husband but still.. rather creepy

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

They look like the villains in a fantasy novel.

New York Times digital edition banned at the library. [tampabay.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Conservative assholes: advancing functional illiteracy one dimwitted Florida town at a time.

The Destruction Caused by the Border Wall Is Worse Than You Think | Sierra Club

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The people who are affected by it in border towns are all uniformly against this moronic project.

watch out who you point at Another twofer also gun control [onenewspage.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I got a hand gesture for these guys. Perfectly legal, so far at least.

Rethuglicans plan B?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

More propaganda coming up, this time from a sitting AG. His base will believe him. The people who were going to vote against him will still do so. Those who have no opinion (I can't imagine there are that many), I just hope they have the perspective to believe what they see and hear rather than what some frog-faced asskisser tells them. I dunno, this scares me some.

I swear to God nothing has made me LOL like this: In my YouTube feed this morning was the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I'm looking for Nurse Ratched, cuz this is loony bin stuff.

The best 4x4 by far! 😬🤔😂

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Solid particle emissions are through the roof, though. Or, more accurately, on the ground.

Slap a mustache on him.. one of the same.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The resemblances are uncanny.

Trump asked for Barr to host news conference clearing him on Ukraine [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

This make Jabba the Barr look better than he deserves.

Dr. Hedgehog.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Like wearing a target at a shooting range.

Now there's a statement I do agree with, IF ONLY...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Keep it up, asswipe, your dreams will soon come true.

trump started a band...The Back Door Boys

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh I wish!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Rudy, is that you?

LOL Grandpa's pants🤣😅🤣😅

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The sandals with socks is a nice touch. A little ageist, but ok.

I guess i won't do that

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I met him at his niece's wedding. Nice guy.

Why are you single?

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Nothing more irritating than a grammar nazi, except maybe a punctuation nazi. Enjoy you're cats, hon. Heh.

Lmao that is funny

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The classic rags to riches story that embodies the American dream.

How Mike Pence’s Office Meddled in Foreign Aid to Reroute Money to Favored Christian Groups — ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Pence will one day face a reckoning in front of a judge as well as in the court of public opinion.

How a ‘historic’ ruling in Alaska could provide a roadmap to defeating Citizens United ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Small ray of hope here.

[patheos.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Almost makes you miss Nancy Reagan's astrologer. Almost..

Sounds good to me

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Hey Svetlana, you missed a spot!

Geez! You try and give someone a compliment. 🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

For some people, nothing is ever enough.

NYC Property Values Have Skyrocketed by 300% Since Trump Announced He Left City - Not Really.News

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The diarrhea metaphor was compelling.

Good choice

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

In Dino's case, do what the cue cards tell you to do.

'This Is Illegal': Donald Trump and Rand Paul Are Inciting Violence by Calling for Whistleblower's ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

No crime too petty, no immorality too low, no complicity too disgusting.

This made me laugh. Do you think there will be a fight over the results?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I remember when Pat "Not in this bathroom, buster" McCrory lost to Roy Cooper for the governorship here in North Kackalacky a couple years back by like 3000 votes, he tied up that result with recounts and court challenges for weeks. Expect the same type of tantrum from Bevin. It's in the wingnut playbook.

My last and favorite of my Halloween costumes, Stormy Daniels.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

All you have to do now is wait for your hush money check!

"eaven has the better climate, but hell has the better company." Ben Wade

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

And marshmellos!

i have been living the life according to the philosophy of 'Wine, Women, Song'.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

You are not alone, pal.

No comparison

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Fordham's favorite son.

Jokin' Jesus....

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I'll be here all week. Try the loaves and fishes. Tip your Pharisee.

Candid picture of the RNC

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Where's the black guy? Oh, right. Sorry, my bad.

During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Attaboy, Jimbo! I'd vote for you again, man!

Major oops moment

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2019:

The law of unintended consequences strikes yet again!

When you just want to tell your "friend" the truth!

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Hair transplant therapy, day 3: Seeing real progress, feeling very cute. Still need a hat outside, but getting there!

Scam artist.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Some people never learn.

Bertrand Russell - “Why should I allow the same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to ...

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2019:

No reason at all, Bert.

Everything human is pathetic.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Good thing there is no heaven, am I right?

Ok thanks for not disturbing me 🤔🤔

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Very thoughtful.

Oh, look! Jr. wrote a book. [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

This guy is world class when it comes to unintended irony. "We are Trumps, and we don't play the victim card!"

It's great to see lots of new members sharing interests and discussion.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I'm not sure whether attracting negative attention for posting something low-key like this is the old dynamic or the new dynamic. But I like meeting new people too. Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold.

Article from the Guardian by Robert Reich: [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Propaganda is propaganda. I'd be in favor of a certain degree of regulation, but who would do the regulating? As the old graphic novels asks, who watches the watchmen?

Sounds like it to me

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

His crack legal team has formulated a sophisticated and deceptively simple counter argument. Goes like this: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?" Don't laugh. It's been working so far.

The good old days

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Shitfire, Quayle looks like Einstein next to our current tub of sewerage in chief.

Look familiar history repeats

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Funny meme

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Bugs got the right idea.

if this doesn't alarm you . . . . just leaving it there [independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Well who would have expected naked intimidation and illegal treachery to be a defining part of the defense of this fucking capo? Just remember that picture of Mussolini, hanging by his heels, swinging in the breeze.

If trump should be re-elected, has anyone else thought of leaving the country ?

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2019:

First, he won't be re-elected. Second, nobody makes me leave my home. I'll be here kicking up a fucking loud fuss no matter how much they want me to leave. And oh yeah, one more thing, he can blow me.

Trump Civil War?

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2019:

Gohmert shouldn't be allowed to use a blender without supervision.

A husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying and ...

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2019:

Next time, bring a picture with you pop.

It hurts soooo goood!😈😈

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2019:

Don't drop the soap, muchacho.

I wonder how those 194 republicans and 2 democrats slept last night.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

You reference politicians and conscience in the same sentence. That is a stretch at the very best.

Buy your favorite!...oh crap

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

You're not supposed to tell the truth when you are marketing something. Bad practice.

Read my new column, "Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!" In Issues Alibis magazine: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Cuts a little close to the bone.

This is his defense???? 🤯 Trump's audacious impeachment defense [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

He's got nothing left but focus group-based marketing and foreign meddling.

For the first time ever, I hope he got it right?

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Looks like he might have let a couple of undie apples loose.

Oh oh young trumper

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Anywhere you go, there's always that one guy...

Saying from a friend, "Before you tell someone off, be sure you really give a damn what they say"

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Good point. I used to waste a lot of energy on people I didn't give a shit about, and all I got was tired.