Naughty ghost

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Somebody got short-sheeted.

I never hated anyone in my life, yes this is a rant.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Rant all you want. This is the right place and we're all here for you.

I had a real fear the military would side with Trump.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

I hope you're right.

When asked, How are you going to for it? This should be the response

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Take the money that employers currently pay to insurance companies and divert a big chunk into the pot as well.

Sold my parents’ house today.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Be ready to snap some pics of their faces when they find out!

I wonder if the fish just jump up in the boat.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

He was, supposedly, a fisherman's friend, right?

Happy Halloween!

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Happy halloweeen, unk!

Don tRump Jr's oh-so-clear perspective on family ties.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Doesn't even smell the shit smeared all over his face, does he?

I do believe that.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

God and heaven is the carrot, and appeals to greed. Hell is the stick, and appeals to fear.

Happy Halloween All...

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Awww, who's a good doggie?

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you”...........Elbert Hubbard.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

A former friend is someone who knows all about you and threatens to release the pictures if you don't pay up.

That idiot thinks he can get away with anything.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:

I never considered that, excellent observation.

I was wondering about revenge porn... does it have to be malicious?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

No nude photos of me have ever been successfully developed, assuming you don't count the video of my last colonoscopy. You'd have to pay somebody, probably quite a bit, to deliberately look at photos of my naked ass. However, if someone shares an intimate photo of you without your consent, no matter where, that's wrong. If someone does that with an intimate photo of me, I won't be the only one complaining, you can count on that. This is really a very lazy form of revenge, jesus be creative.

Twitter bans political ads ahead of 2020 election [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Good. Free speech is an important right, but if certain media lend themselves to targeted propaganda, I'm willing to live with a policy like this. The only drawback, and it ain't much of one, is that it gives the snowflake wingnuts the opportunity to play the victim card again about how they are being "censored". In that vein, I didn't see that twitter was banning just right wing batshit propaganda advertising, but also advertising from all political persuasions. Not that it makes a practical difference to the super-sensitive fuckwads who openly love Russia and the Russian -funded republican party. They just like to complain about how everybody doesn't like them. Not true. Those of us with more than two brain cells to rub together and all of our fucking teeth certainly don't, but cutting off just one of their outlets for the distribution of their abject agit-prop seems to disturb them a whole lot fucking more than it should, don't y'all think?

Evidence in Jeffrey Epstein death points to homicide — not suicide: Former NYC medical examiner...

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Well, this is very shocking. I am shocked.

Trump Plan to Deploy Military to Protect Syrian Oil Fields Is Akin to Piracy, Retired General Says

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Akin? It IS piracy, bald faced theft.

Republicans move the impeachment goal posts after Pelosi announces the vote they’d demanded ...

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Repubs got nothing.

The Trumpsters

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

No, don't put the Munsters through this..

Copied from a Facebook group.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:

The classics never get old. 8-)

Winter hiking survival. Your ideas?

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Stay pretty close to a bar. If things get dicey, just go there and drink some wine. 8-)

I had an interesting conversation today.

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Here in North Cackalacky, when we hear something ridiculous, we back away and say "Well, all right then." I dunno if that works in Indiana, but it's worth a shot.

I'm sitting this one out.

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I REALLLY like this one. WAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Two different strategies...

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Ball manipulation and eye contact, Donnie, and pull those lips over the teeth.

I wouldn't have tried this with my wife

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

As I remember it, this is a part of the movie about an heir to a tampon fortune. Yeah, it's a period piece. (ducking)

Conservative columnist: Mitch McConnell might be the key to removing Trump from office — here’s ...

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I doubt it, but it would be ok with me if it happened.

Oops didnt expect that

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:

C'mon over, the water's warm! LOL

I'm not as think as you smart I am.....

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2019:

When they come up with a Nobel category for "Narcissistic, ignorant, bigoted, misogynistic shitgibbon", he's in! Hell, I'd lobby for that.

This is GOOD to hear! FINALLY! GOP lawmakers are exhausted from having to defend Trump: ‘It feels...

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2019:

If they do something about it, then it's good news. Until then, it's sort of nice to hear they are "exhausted", but they ain't too tired to keep packing the federal district courts with unqualified wingnut judges.

A few simple thoughts....

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Sounds reasonable to me.

A health awareness notice

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Just one month, eh? Okey doke.

Yeah, I’m betting that the raid didn’t happen how he said it did. Anyone want to take my bet?

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Amusingly, the Russians, who dickwad says helped, denied knowing anything about it. The old white house photographer looked at the photo, supposedly in the situation room, and he said It had the wrong time stamp. Also, when asswipe claimed he gave the OK from the white house, has hadnt yet left the golf course.

A word from a certified nutrtionist

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2019:

I do not think it means what you think it means. LOL

How stupid are they

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Pretty fuckin stupid, bw.

I first thought these nuns were really modern!

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Very cute. The nuns I've known, well there were some outstanding people and some ringers. Mostly, they were just trying hard to teach.

William Barr’s Wild Misreading of the First Amendment | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2019:

This guy will eventually wear an orange jumpsuit and see the world from behind bars. You heard it here first.

“The man who thinks himself virtuous in fearing an angry God will soon begin to see virtue in ...

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Never looked at it that way. Yeah, he's right.

Wolves are back in Washington State after being nearly exterminated. Hooray!

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

You may want to lobby your congress critters to stop this, then. https://www.npr.org/2019/03/06/700890055/trump-administration-seeks-to-take-gray-wolf-off-endangered-species-list

Benjamin Franklin - “The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.”

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

One of my favorite Philly boys, yo Ben!

To the point

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Let's fleece 'em, Jared!

US politics keep getting more bizarre.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Disgusting in its vileness as well as its predictability.

Spelling is important

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

He died for our cheese

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

It was swiss cheese, so he must be hole-y.

More corroborating evidence! Pentagon official corroborated damning quid-pro-quo testimony against ...

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

I'm wondering how the greek chorus that is our republican legislative contingent will twist themselves into believing that naked extortion using US resources for personal political gain is somehow not bad enough to yank the perp. When I hear any of those apologists chant their coordinated talking points - few of which make sense let alone are relevant - I'd like to slap the shit out of each one of them. Meanwhile, the evidence is starting to get a little deep, yeah?

James Madison in the 1787 Convention: In framing a system we wish to last for ages, we should not ...

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Madison was born into the plantation life. Maintaining the social order was an important factor in his version of federalism, He also got us mucked up in maybe the first war where there was no clear winner and little public appetite, though he marketed the result as a victory. They called the war of 1812 "Mr. Madison's War", and it was undertaken to secure shipping lanes from British attack.

Cat is right

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Even though it's better than nothing, more people don't actually read books but listen to audiobooks. That's like watching TV, IMO. A big part of the learning process is actively engaging the language of the writer and giving it your own internal voice and intellectual interpretation. Letting some actor do it for you seems like cheating, at least to me. But I guess at least some folks are exposed to ideas they'd never hear about otherwise, so....

Alexander Hamilton in the 1787 Const.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

People forget that a lot of our founding fathers were a bunch of elitist pricks. Hamilton, in particular, was a powerful early proponent of a strong central federal government, and his ideas were just short of royalist. He was a banker, you know. Jefferson didn't like him, but Jefferson had his own nasty skeletons in his Monticello closets.

So this is a poll... do atheists believe in capital in capital punishment?

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Some do, some don't. Similar to non-atheists. I don't.

Lol. I liked Alice

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2019:

Takes one to know one.

George Bernard Shaw - “All religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when ...

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2019:

It makes more sense if the word is mortality.

Why I'm divorced.

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2019:

Ouch. Even if it's a joke, that hurts.

“When you stick your butt out, you get your temperature taken.” Danish saying

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2019:

You know what the difference is between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

America's drama queen! LMAO!!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Yeah, that's our boy all right. *sigh*

This just in

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Where's Ted Nugent complaining that the talking yam is wiping his ass with the constitution? Oh, that's right, he really doesn't wipe his ass, does he? Hey, better than bone spurs.

. . Travel the world and the seven seas

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

A pretender, no doubt.

Thomas Paine - “The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the greatest ...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Wasn't the name of his pamphlet "Common Sense"? This looks like a good example.

My Hispanic relative by marriage is so sold on Trump that she has changed her last name to Trump in ...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

I've kissed a number of folks like this goodbye on FB, but try un-following before you resort to un-friending.

Funny skeleton dance

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

You can see similar puppetry in subway stations. Real crowd pleaser, people cough up a buck or two for a good performer and his connected entourage.

House Democrats zero in on 'abuse of power' in Trump impeachment inquiry [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

I'm hoping that the self-dealing becomes an article, since there are a lot of examples of that. But the basic issue is a complete abdication of his oath to defend the constitution, which he breaks every time he demonizes the press, calls constitutional avenues unconstitutional, and spends unappropriated money on political projects under the guise of national emergency. There's more, and I understand they want to keep it from being too much, but I'd like to see these other things at least memorialized in the formal articles.

Poor fly depressed

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

My takeaway: existential philosophy is really fly!

Thomas Paine - “The declaration which says that God visits the sins of the fathers upon the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Leaving god out of it, the idea that kids will have to live with the effects of dad's screwups makes a certain amount of sense. But when you inject the big guy doing it just because he thinks it's a good idea, yeah, that's not justice at all.

Ate a weed brownie....😂🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Just eat half and wait an hour. Ummm, I read that in People.

Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook caught Russia and Iran trying to interfere in 2020 [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Why so many posts about God?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

When folks have a question or observation related to god, I'd rather they bring it to us than to some evangelical or other type of religious forum. At least we can straighten them out.

Happy news [google.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Who really knows what the numbers are? People can, and do, say one thing but believe in a completely different thing. I don't care who believes what, but when that belief, or lack of belief, inspires harmful behavior, then I've got a few issues to discuss.

What If Trump Wins? - POLITICO Magazine

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

This whole thing is a hot dripping mess, and things are going to get even uglier before it's all over. I'd worry more about kicking him out than speculating on what happens if we don't.

Very funny she is talented

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Why do that willingly? I can go pretty far for a laugh myself, but I dunno about this.

How fun would this be to sit back and watch the reactions of people. Hilarious!

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Who's that joker?

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Yogi!! As he also once said, "You can observe a lot by watching."

Possible or is he not smart enough. [deepleftfield.info]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

I've been saying this for a while. He's got a huckster's instincts to find any and all scams.

Keep it sanitary

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

They should have a courtesy roll of charmin out there too.

GRANDMA IN COURT In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

‘Never ruin an apology with an excuse”...........Benjamin Franklin.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Screws up the whole vibe.

Important updates from Parker Brothers.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Aww man, just a little close to the bone there.

‘Trump will no longer host G-7 at his resort, after backlash!’ Trump may be starting to see, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

He is going to keep testing boundaries. Like a spoiled adolescent.

The cat is at it again

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Haha, anus tart, like a pop tart, but more organic..LOL

Who else hates having a common name?

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2019:

I've had to spell my name and listen to it being mispronounced my whole life. I usually use some easier to spell alias when I order a pizza, reserve a table at a restaurant, and so on. Maybe you can pick a hard to spell, unpronounceable alias when you do those things and see if it will make you feel better.

When will the other G7 leaders refuse to convene at Trump’s bedbug-infested Doral hotel?

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2019:

That would be awesome.

Where's the hand hole?

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

A fresh perspective can be very incisive. I like these guys.

Yeah sure you are mr genius

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Yeah, that's our guy. I suggest our talking yam should meet general anesthesia.

Admiral McRaven is a former commander of the United States Special Operations Command.

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Tweet that calls him "the most overrated Admiral" in 7,6,5,4,3..... Followup tweet suggesting the republic is under attack from Admiral McRaven in 5,4,3,2.....

"Leap Frog"

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Looks more like a game of "hide the kielbassa".

Even the rats are looking for ways out [oregonlive.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

These guys are always so surprised when someone catches them in the act.

Erdogan insulted by Trump's letter. [independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

This is what happens when an amateur dictator and mafioso wannabe tries that shit on a real dictator, who beats up, jails, and kills his opposition.

Happy Morning from NC Some are old, some are new, some are funny, some are not, some are halloween,...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Fabulous start to the weekend, thanks Heidi.

We've been disappointed many times to see Trump survive what appears to be a term ending ...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

It's hard to overcome decades of conditioning. Propaganda is a potent tool. I think this series of openly committed crimes may turn the heads of a couple of republicans, but by and large I believe they are going to dance with who brung them and stand by their Manchurian canteloupe until the ugly, bitter end. Hope I'm wrong, I really do.

Trump rally

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Where's Senor Wences when you need him?

WHAAAAAT?

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

These fuckwits aren't even trying to hide it anymore. That's what really cranks me off, the arrogance, the smug certainty, the "what are you going to do about it" hubris.

Family tree🤪😊

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

I didn't know that was an option.

More on Trumps taxes.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Show of hands, who is surprised by this?

I LOVE IT when people challenge Trump! They don't do it often enough! ‘It just didn’t add ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

He obviously didn't get the logic part, but the simple part fits him like a glove.

'Arrest and Detain Giuliani Right Now,' Say Critics, After Trump Lawyer Refuses Congressional ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

I'd lock him up just to get his kisser off of TV. Who else is tired of listening to this ass-cabbage?

Must of been a crazy night.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Ooooo, that's gotta sting a little.

AP News: 'See you at the polls': Trump and Pelosi have it out [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Strong women really wind-up his crazy motor, don't they?

I guess you cant do that

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Stay with the classic "germy little pricks".

Idiot boy strikes again.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Someone on FB said we should consider ourselves lucky he didn't use a crayon to write it. That's probably true, but I sure don't feel lucky. What a colossal imbecile. He was bragging about this too.

Hard to argue with his genius and giant brain

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

After all the practice he has had, he's good at it too.

I wonder who Chump’s next patsy - uh, I mean lawyer - will be

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2019:

Algonquin J Calhoun comes to mind. LOL

well that clears that up

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

That's our sharpie boy! Waaaaahahahaha

Is she right or.... is she right?

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

She needs an intervention from someone who has just the right tool. 🤣

Take the U.

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

I just did this, and I encourage all here to consider doing it too. 8-)