Are you your own worst enemy? (There’s at least one member of this group who admits he is.)

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Good insight, too true, great quote.

Damn - won't get this ear worm out of my head any time soon

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Better than the original, and in the public interest to boot.

House GOP Minority Leader calls for suspension of impeachment citing concerns about ‘integrity’...

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Can y'all hear me rolling my eyes from where you are?

Meme Thursday! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2019:

I could probably do the outdoors that way. Heh. Nice memes, Heidi.

Wow! ‘Felony violation of law’: Experts stunned and horrified as Trump openly calls on China to...

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2019:

I didn't think this assclown had anything left that would shock me. But this is just completely beyond the pale.

Awwww.

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

The question isn't why they are firing him, the question is why the FUCK did they hire this caricature of a bigot in the first damn place.

Another violation. This one out in the open from the WH lawn [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

Just because you brazenly break the law in plain sight doesn't mean that you didn't just brazenly break the law. Dickwad can't seem to understand that point, which is not in any way nuanced or ambiguous.

Your federal tax dollars hard at work, courtesy of the tRump administration. [lgbtqnation.]

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

Good on Ames!

Halloween is close

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

That guy in front has a boner. 8-)

Subway Ad Hits Rudy Where It Hurts: His Hometown [talkingpointsmemo.

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

Well the price is right, but that's about it.

Rudy's brother ?

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

The Ass boys: Dumb and Sorry.

Never understood this

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I've got two other variations of this joke with the same gag as the punch line. The classics never get old.

Former Trump Campaign Manager Says Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren 'Want to Have Illegal Aliens ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

Oh FFS.

Cuff 'em Dano! This shit has gone on long enough! Trump admin to broadly expand DNA collection of ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

This is a precursor to collecting the DNA info of citizens.

Just because we did not vote for him, we need to take a collection and send Finland an apology ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I'll kick in a couple of bucks.

A Judge Wants Assurances The Administration Won't Destroy Records About Trump's Calls With Foreign ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I believe the AG may be in a legal blind alley here. Good. He's a criminal.

Donnie the Menace

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

Oh man, how we have all been played. By Russians, no less.

Pence turning State's evidence?

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I dunno, that would mean he'd have to go back to Indiana, right? We may need a stronger incentive to make this work. I think a better argument would be to compare Indiana to Leavenworth. Then offer a deal. Yeah, I like that idea. Heh.

As we know, blame others we know it's you. [independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2019:

No, now wait a minute. This is useful info. I was wondering just exactly who was to blame for making our orange manure in chief look like an idiot, and it turns out that the pile of shit himself has doped it out. So, that explains that. WAAAAHAHAHA

Prophesy come true. About time.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Ouch. Scary looking crew all right.

Good one funny

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

The Great Pumpkin has more candy than the Great Stoner, who probably just ate it all himself.

Now thats what I call a siphon [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

You can't beat pig piss for a couple of yuks. As with most good camera work, timing is everything.

She was Sartre's girlfriend (and a great philosopher in her own right).

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Can you imagine those two discussing where to go for dinner?

[msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

I like how the headline teases that this is a mystery. A mystery to whom? It's Captain Bonespurs in the White House with a For Sale sign around his neck. Mystery solved.

Hello everyone, am new here I hope you all have a ridiculously amazing day 🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

I'll handle the ridiculous part. Welcome to the monkey house, partner.

All rise...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Yeah, that's our guy. *sigh*

The solution to tRump was right in front of us. Duct tape his mouth. Duct tape can solve anything.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Worth a shot.

Imagine that...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Listen to Dick, you dick.

Amash pledges to join Democrats to impeach Trump [thehill.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

One thing politicians love is a bandwagon. When it starts to roll without them, they'll run as fast as they can to jump on. Our job is to get it rolling.

...here's tomorrows news a little early

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

One of these days, I think he may look up some of the words he uses in a dictionary - or someone will do it for him. When he finds out what they actually mean, man will he be embarassed! Ha ha ha No, no this will never happen, he'll go to the grave more ignorant than when he was born, and he will never ever be embarrassed. By anything. *sigh*

Un-fucking-believable!!! 😱 🤯 Shoot Them in the Legs, Trump Suggested: Inside His Border War...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Yeah, that's our boy all right. All the stormtroopers he hired will be there after he goes, too, whether it's now or in 2021. He is an awful parody of a human being, and embodies all the vicious instincts of his vindictive and cruel followers. What a nightmare.

Resign! Resign! Resign! Forget impeachment. Donald Trump needs to resign [bostonglobe.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

With Nixon, Spiro Agnew was already gone and we had a relatively benign replacement lined up in Gerald Ford. With our current arsehole in chief, we've got closeted gay bigot Pence who's major achievements during the last two years consist of keeping Trump's brown shitstain off of his nose and his pubes out of his teeth when he smiles.

Laugh, it is good for you!

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Did anyone happen to get Aunt Carolyn's number? Asking for a friend.

Speaking of natural born citizen...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Use it to decorate your cell, you bigoted self-pitying hippo.

[media.giphy.com] Not My Mayor! I think they should play this in Times Square NYC 24/7/365

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Drunk Uncle Rudy. What a wanker.

So Trump ain't Putin's puppet? [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Hey Vlad, can you make him talk while drinking a glass of water, too?

Talent is cheaper than table salt.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Being ready when the opportunity comes, because you worked hard to get ready, looks like luck a lot of times. But it's not, not really.

Yup special kid gotta love them

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

As the years passed, little Jimmy would grow up to be famous Mafia boss Jimmy "Kiss a Fish" Leotardo.

How do you feel

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

If you are a republican who refuses to give up your integrity, you have a lot in common with Ana.

BREAKING NEWS: Live Shot From The White House

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Mick Mulvaney: Women and children first! Orange idiot: Fuck the women and children! Mike Pence: I didn't know that was an option!

Spelling is important!

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Maybe she meant "farts", yo?

5 tips for a woman...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

As a former "laugh guy", I can go along with this. Good advice, ladies.

GOOD!! VERY GOOD!!! Intelligence community watchdog debunks whistleblower conspiracy pushed by ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Ok, let's hear the character assassination of the ICIG start in 3, 2, 1..... I bet these guys are dumbfounded that everyone seems to be able to accurately predict their next move every time.

William Barr Had President Trump Ask Australia, Britain for Help in Russian Interference Probe

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Barr may have to go back to his previous job - playing Jabba the Hut at kids' birthday parties. He was good at it, too.

Oops shouldnt of said that

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

So what?

No obstruction?

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

I don't trust Moscow Mitch. He is a treacherous son of a bitch.

Just got a phone call from "the Republican National Committee and President tRump.

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

I got a robocall here before his absurd Fayetteville rally about 4 or 5 weeks ago.

The "president" is inciting his followers to civil war if he is impeached for his crimes.

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

It is grounds for impeachment. Just exhibit ITMF #6825521301.

Kellyanne Conway launches an insane sexist attack on Nancy Pelosi — 'she only backed impeachment ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Well, if Kellyanne says it, it's got to be true, yeah? LMAO

Sean Hannity in Mommy Dearest..

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Yuck.

Trump's latest impeachable offense: Threatening the life of a CIA officer | VozWire

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

To be fair, there isn't exactly a shortage of impeachable offenses to choose from, is there?

I think my greatest contribution to this group is memes.

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Nice range of ideas here, Alt. 8-)

The Trump Impeachment.

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2019:

I don't foresee anybody investigating Biden; I could be wrong there. Having said that, I believe Biden's wave has crested and that he is on the downslope of his candidacy already anyway.

Yup makes sense

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2019:

The fools enable the liar. The liar is serious, the fools are abominable. I don't see "ridiculous" figuring into this.

Donald Trump Impeachment Inquiry Is ‘Doomed To Fail,’ Says Ken Starr

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Ken Starr's credibility is right there with used car salesmen, carnival pitch men, and flat earth enthusiasts. He's a dickwad in a suit, with no conscience and the integrity of a meth head trying to get you to give them money.

Since i live alone yup

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2019:

In the bathroom too. And the car. Anywhere I sit down, to be honest.

Missouri man flies to California, sets 13 wildfires, and tries to fly home, cops say

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2019:

I guess this idiot sure owned the libtards on this one. 22 years puts this moron at 90 when he gets out, unless he dies first or gets a parole or something. SMFH 🙄

This would be hysterical! He'd probably be like the Bergermeister Meisterberger and make whistles ...

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Oh man, that is simple, but brilliant! Gimme a hashtag, I'll help promote.

Great article! [theconcourse.deadspin.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Yeah, that all rings a bell. A lunatic with zero mental capacity and the nuclear codes.

It's subtle

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

From the collection "The Breast of Vampire Humor".

For those who remember 45 years ago, and those who know how to use Google.

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

I remember that guy. He said he wasn't gonna mention it unless somebody asked him. Well, they asked him. This is one reason why committees conduct inquiries on shit like this, you never know what kind of answers you are going to get.

and thus it starts

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

When there is no more money to be made from exploiting his "victimhood", I believe he might well resign, especially if a couple of republican senators start to review their calculus and begin to turn on him. When one goes against him, a shit-ton will follow. You heard it here first.

There are hidden calls with Putin and MBS. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Of course there are. They will all eventually be revealed. The truth always comes out.

Couldn't help but laugh

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Although this was personally humiliating for Miss Lewinsky at the time, she has managed to bounce back and make a career for herself in spite of the negative attention. At the very least, she wasn't a porn start at the time, and nobody paid her off. I think she even went so far as to tweet in response to the Stormy affair. Like the character Tyrion Lannister said, own your weakness, then nobody can use it against you.

Why am I not surprised?

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

We found out about Nixon's tapes pretty late in the game. This sounds like the same kind of ham-handed approach, and all of those calls will eventually be made public and will work against the nylon-haired moron.

Russia instructed Trump not to release transcripts of calls with Putin: report [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

I like how Lavrov refers to Trump as "a partner".

McConnell says that if the House impeached Trump, the Senate must hold a trial [pbs.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

If there was some political benefit to not holding the trial, that's what Moscow Mitch would do. As it stands, there is no benefit. He is running for re-election himself. Can you picture the attack ads that would follow if he pulled this shit? Plus there's every reason to expect a trial to result in an acquittal, so why would he invest his personal political capital in a pointless show of dick measuring? Now I don't doubt he'll set rules that will be to his obese buddy's benefit, limit debate, and possibly try some roll call trickery, but he'll hold the trial all right.

The dam starts to crack: Kentucky GOP lawmaker wants investigation of White House’s server ...

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

I'd like to hear a LOT more from the IRS whistleblower who reported undue orange tinted influence in the auditing of a certain fat bastard's income tax returns. When it rains, as they say, it pours.

What are some things you trust more than Trump?

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2019:

That is hilarious!

Finally confirmed!! NRA Was 'Foreign Asset' To Russia Ahead of 2016, New Senate Report Reveals ...

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Let's lance that NRA boil for good.

Too funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Maybe we can rub them out? (ducking)

Thats fucking stupid

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Weapons grade stupid, each one.

The movers and shakers in the GOP must, by now, be deeply regretting their decision to back Trump as...

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Lots of his fellow Republicans are retiring. They can see the writing on the wall.

Republican nunes tried to deflect attention from trump with wild claim,they are desperate

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Nunes is such a tool, totally in the bag for the orange shitstain.

How long will it take for this group to dissolve after 45 is impeached?

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Never celebrate until the end of the story is actually finalized. We can talk about this when that orange face is coordinated with an orange jumpsuit.

This is the beginning of the end for Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

You'd be surprised how low the R's can go. They will be with this sinking ship until it dips beneath the surface.

...well, he's not wrong...😆

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Is it any plainer that his first go-to move is ALWAYS projection?

The latest Borowitz.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

I'd be hurt too. Poor autocratic bastard.

A few memes from Facebook

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

I really am enjoying the naked hypocrisy you find comparing statements from clowns like Lindsey from when Slick Willie was in the hot seat. Complete unabashed hypocrisy.

Oh this is getting good. [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Make some popcorn!

Me at gym

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

This is a "me too" moment I can relate to.

Pentagon letter undercuts Trump lie... [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Well, how about that. Shocked the shit out of me. RME

Imagine his disappointment . . and all those ruble lost too

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I always said, give this idiot enough rope.

My favorite from Twain (and good advice)

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

This was Lex Luthor's theory.

OHHHH this is too funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

No, no they are serious patriots trying to make america great again. Hey, just jivin' y'all. They are incompetent ideologues in over their heads, Mariana trench deep.

Lets play a game.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Deep asshole.

Trump Administration Threatens to Withhold Highway Funds from California [thefiscaltimes.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Oh FFS. It's grandstand shit. It will not hold up under legal challenge

FYI.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I've given money to Senator Harris. I am gonna give money to Senator Warren, I think.

More like greta vs chuckles the pedophile clown

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I know it's a play on the Wall Street statuary, but the symbolism is wrong. It's more like Marty Feldman playing Bozo the Clown vs. Captain Marvel. But that isn't a play on popular symbolism, so it would make a shitty cartoon. Still...the bull here would look more authentic with a couple a piles of bullshit scattered around.

A frightening thought: When the House of Representatives Impeaches tRump, did you know that when it ...

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Moscow Mitch has a serious challenger who would chop his ass up if he pulled this - and for what, to stop a vote that should go along party lines? I'm not saying I'd put it past him, but I doubt it.

You can tell she must have had fillings for him

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Aww, the poor guy..

Trump call .

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

And, ya know, even if this was rewritten or edited or whatever, it is just LIKE this dungheap of an administration to edit it so that it is STILL impeachable. Un fucking believable. Can't wait to hear what the whistleblower says about this transcript, and about a lot of other things.

Trump call .

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I read what they did release, and it's plenty bad enough for the talking yam.

But what were you wearing? And a prayer.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I was never a big advocate for prayer, but I can be persuaded, in just this one case, to make an exception.

Sounds good to me

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Now THAT'S what I call a roadmap.

If the Senate fails to convict and remove tRump, how will future historians write this chapter of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It depends on *A* if the backlash against the republican senators who defended DJ Shitstain will materialize, and *B* if it does, how severe it turns out to be.

Ok, I just got this overwhelming feeling of dread. Could this all be a set up?

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I don't think so, Julie. First, I doubt they are capable of that kind of strategic cross-agency planning. Second, we have several very public incriminating statements made by the naked emperor and his, um, legal counsel. Third, we have the history of projection suggesting that what this orange idiot says other people are doing he is doing himself. Fourth, I think there are people on both sides of the aisle who are fed up and tired of his redolent, ceaseless, high-volume spray of absolute horseshit. One man's opinion. May not turn out like we want, but I do NOT think this is a set up.

Newton invents homosexuality.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I *thought* he might be involved. The apple, of course, is a fruit. (ducking)

Perfect love it

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Yup! Don't let the shitheels get you down, Greta!

Trump uses Twitter to question the patriotism of whistleblower in Ukraine scandal | VozWire

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Our president, using character assassination and innuendo based on nothing but speculation against a legitimate government employee who followed legal protocol to lodge a complaint deemed credible and urgent by his own IG appointee? Hard to picture. No, I was kidding, it's par for the fucking Trump-owned course.