She has a point

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I don't trust people who don't fucking swear. They let it all build up, and then show up with an AR-15 one day.

Be best y’all!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I know, right? I thought at least some makeup and wardrobe tips from her, but nothing.

Ya think tRump is bent out of shape tonight?

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

A little impeachment music, Johnny? When the walls come tumblin' down... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc

Trump mocks teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It's easy to believe. Anybody with more than two brain cells to rub together can out-class this demented old shithouse of a president.

He is unfuckingbelievable.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Rick Wilson called him a “gigantic shit golem animated into a husky-sized suit” the other day. Ha Ha Ha

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zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Nice compilation, WB.

I took myself to lunch ! When I was still dating an over-the-top god person, we discovered this...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

These days, it's just me more often than not. One thing about it, it's a LOT cheaper.

So Senate GOP votes with DEMs to on the whistle blower report .

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I think it's more that they want to issue a republican authored version of the story that comes out of the house hearings.

Rudy Giuliani blabs to Fox News' Sean Hannity his Ukraine talks were ordered by the State Department...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ahhhh, I love the smell of flop sweat in the fall.

Lmao perfect

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

You wore THAT outfit?? 8-)

Trump's dreary U.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

What a putz.

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Linus Pauling. He won two Nobel prizes, the chemistry prize, and the peace prize. More personally, I read something he said years ago that galvanized my atheist beliefs. He was asked what he believed as an atheist, and he answered, "I believe all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles." I've been quoting him in response to that same question for the past 45 years, and it resonates with me just as much today as it did then.

OH NOOOOO!! 😳🤣😂🤪 Singing Vagina Promoting Yeast Infection Treatment Sends Christian ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Even with this kind of uproar, my bet is that at least one and maybe more of the Christian moms is going to give this treatment a try. Beats scratchin' yer hooha all day.

I believe today, is the day.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I hope you're right, buddy, but he's completely without shame and has a complicit majority in the house of congress that must convict. He's like one of those blowup toys that always pop back up when punched in the face. I hope he is impeached, but the true recourse is voting him and his majority senate henchmen out of office in 2020. I wish it were otherwise.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

The classics never get old.

Who indeed doesn't like the ocean?

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

All the cacti and tumbleweeds on Google have votes too, Frank.

Very good question😂🤣😁

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I never knew there was a term for that! Every day, this group educates me.

TRumps view of immigrants Perhaps we need a group that's funny but not funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Truth in advertising. The truth part is how I know it's not from the talking yam or his subsidiaries. Those guy's NEVER speak the truth, except maybe inadvertently.

Don't argue!

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

True. I figured this out a while ago, but it bears repeating. Don't waste your fucking time, guys!

Meme time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Some profound ones mixed in with the funny ones, but they're all great Heidi.

Caught, all of them

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I gotta remember this one. 🤣

I haven't been to a funeral since my dad died in 2010 and I just got back from my ex-mother in law's...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

My dad, who is 94 and has no living relatives but me, said he wants to be cremated with no viewing and no funeral. He said he always disliked going to wakes and funerals during his life and he wanted to spare everybody that ordeal. I told him I'd handle it.

Walmart installed a medical kiosk, for $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Never try to fool the lab.

What to do with left over trumpers ?,no not really

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

This was the preferred method of getting rid of bodies on the old show Deadwood.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣truth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

This is the time of life that when you either sit down or stand up, you feel the need to make a little sound.

Bangs for me are out of the question.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Do they give special rates for gangs?

Love this funny meme

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Har har, a little liquid wrench might be necessary to get things rolling.

Like there isn’t enough of that already: Betsy DeVos to Duke-UNC Mideast Program: Be More ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

They never realize how obvious and disgustingly apparent their blatant hypocrisy actually is. Just one set of rules for us, fuck the rest of you towel heads. Yep, no need to be politically correct, right? I reeally dislike all of these moronic mouth-breathing bible fuckers. But I would be just fine with all of them if they just kept their bullshit to themselves. Never gonna happen. Oh, and Betsy De Vos can blow me.

11:55 p.m 🤣😂

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

You're right!

Ya think?

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Probably with more complete sentences.

I certainly would repent or perish trying for that!

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

I repent! I repent!

I posted in politics the following and It was not published, I'll try here and see! I asked how ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

This is what passes for strategic thinking amongst autocrats. Yeah, I think you have something there AC.

Ain't it the truth?

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

...and if you call now, we'll send you a bone saw, a 2500 dollar value, absolutely free.

Be yourself.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Why take chances, am I right?

'Time's fun when you're having flies. ' - Kermit the Frog

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Give that tongue a workout, Kermie.

Halloween meme

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

I think I dated her...

“Ice Cold”: Trump Distances Himself From Netanyahu After Election [vanityfair.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Domino number one....

It's almost like she lied...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Yeah, that never panned out like I was hoping either.

Remember we all get older

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Some die way too young. However, there is no downside to being kind, and there is also a multiplier effect.

Netflix and...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

These kids today. What's next? Nostrils?

Always follow the money

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Even if it's not true (and I don't think it is), this is a good reminder that I really don't need a reason to get angry that this thieving prick is defiling the oval office. So there.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends we choose.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

A lot of it is dealing with the shit it dumps on you from time to time.

Good point

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

That's why you see an American president prancing around with a sword and putting his hands on a glowing globe with a murdering multi-billionaire family of an Arab monarchy. Well, it's one reason, at least.

She has a good point

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

You have to take sweeping generalities with a grain of salt, but having said that, she ain't wrong.

Crop dusting

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

I used to like to do that right before I stepped off an elevator. I'm much too mature to do shit like that anymore. *ahem*

Did you read that they are reducing the of pork inspectors?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Not Napoleon, but close.

I was feeling really depressed today.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

"And when you get blue And you've lost all your dreams There's nothin' like a campfire And a can of beans" - Tom Waits, Lucky Day

$53 BILLION?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

What amazes me is the scale. On the spur of the moment, these guys come up with 53 billion, and can rustle up 75 more billion today if they need it. That's a lot of chili dogs.

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

I'd say something like "If that's true, then it's too fucking bad that god doesn't exist, yeah?" It's amazing the horseshit that preachers can make up, isn't it? Maybe pathetic is a better way to describe it. On a personal note, you should come out. Free yourself so you can be yourself, you know?

Is the impeachment investigation a constitutionally defined inquiry, or a unofficial political ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

The House of Representatives has the constitutional authority to conduct oversight and to impeach. Not sure what you are claiming here.

Spelling is important

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Lube and hand sanitizer dispensers on the wall, No fist bumps afterwards.

Shit for Brains

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Treasonous asswipes got to treasonously wipe ass, you know?

Shed it all 😂🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

When hissing is actually a good thing for the performer to hear.

Does history run in endless cycles or never-ending loops?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Yeah, it's imbeciles all the way down. Man we're fucked.

Guide otter

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Why I otter....

Today was a very painful day.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Sorry to hear that. See if you can nab me a candlestick at the garage sale. 😉

Been a while since I made a post here.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Yeah, I had a sweetie like that too. I do miss her. Sorry you had to let that piece of your heart go. None of us can ever escape who we are. Good luck, brother.

I've always been fascinated by Christians who say they believe in heaven, then scramble in a panic ...

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

There was a popular song about that very phenomenon, "Everybody Wants to Go to Heaven, but Nobody Wants to Die." Maybe part of the reason is captured in the polka "In Heaven There is No Beer, That's Why We Drink it Here." But it's probably more complex than that. 😊

I've not been on Agnostic much this week.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Sorry to hear that you're ailing, partner, but I'm happy you are getting the care you deserve. Do what they tell you and hurry on back, we need all the voices of conscience we can get. Plus we missed you. 💙

Embarrassed that I laughed out loud at this

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Ooooo, someone's new nickname is "the cut me a break kid."

Someone quoted this to me today, though who said it first he did not know.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

That's a wonderful quote.

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zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yup.

How's your eyes?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I do NOT.

New take on shark pics

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Deee mon shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Study Shows 92% of Trump Supporters Have Larger Shoe Size Than IQ – Alternative Facts

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I believe it.

WHAT? Trump reached out to McMaster for advice amid frustration with Bolton [msnbc.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I hope McMaster told him to kiss his ass.

Found on my Facebook News feed:

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I'd go with the roomba myself.

Just a thought

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Bob, I hope to hell I never see this.

It never ends

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Make America Great Again, obviously! Man this guy thinks everyone in the world is as stupid as he is. Unfortunately, that is limited to his toothless mouth-breathing base.

Trump says he fired national security advisor John Bolton

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I read that the asshole in chief thinks that Bolton leaked his stupid idea to nuke hurricanes, and it was downhill from there.

Best selfie Ever!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Well ain't that a booger?

Trump called Fox News CEO to complain about negative coverage [washingtonexaminer.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Ooooo, hold your breath until you get your way, you ignorant bigoted jerkoff.

I wonder where my post went?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

There must be a post hole here somewhere.

As is the custom now on receipt, on reaching level 8.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Looking good, D55. Don't let the 7's snow you into showing them the secret handshake. And they will try. 😊 Welcome to level 8, brother.

Trump under fire over revelation of cancelled US-Taliban peace talks | World news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I'm trying to figure out how the asswipe in chief makes money off of this, because that is the only criteria he uses with complete disregard for any traitorous results.

My mother is having a family cookout on Friday.

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Unreasonable? Nope. One thing I've learned with experience, you can turn down invitations without explanations, and that is just fine. If pressed, "I don't want to go" is explanation enough. People want to guilt you with family shit? Fuck 'em. The people who care don't matter, the people who matter don't care. May you find harmony. Good luck sweetie.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Virtually every policy Trump pursues works to steal public money & ...

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

That's what kills me, he's doing it, well they all are, in plain fucking sight. Right there, out in the open, for all to see. "Go ahead, see if you can stop me." We're gonna catch up with his scamming ass. Remember what they did to Mussolini? This is graphic, so don't click if you don't want to see it. I can see this in the asshole's future. https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/mussolini-hanging?sort=mostpopular=photography=mussolini%20hanging

Oops that hurt

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Nature abhors a vacuum, dude. Next time, baby shampoo and some J&J oil.

From the heart ❤️

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2019:

It's nice that someone thinks I'm special. LOL

Something for the ex-catholics. 😀

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Yeah, I counted just now. Who knew?

Trying to get it right.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Yes, you have it exactly right.

Leaked Memo: The Trump WH Intentionally Sought To Traumatize Migrant Children - The Intellectualist

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I knew there was a written policy the minute they denied it. It's really easy to see right through these shitheads, they have all the depth of a port-a-potty with the distinctive redolence to match.

Related to but not specific to Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

The klan's been around for a while. When I was younger, they tried stirring shit up in my neck of the woods, where the local people did much the same thing as these folks did and ran their asses out of town, You stand up to bullies and always get in the first punch.

I could not believe my eyes or ears! WTF! Did this really air in Faux??? [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I read about this and the reaction to it from the talking yam and his nazi supporters, but I didn't see the original piece until now, thanks for posting it. Fox will never change their methods or their "content" while this shitbag is in power. My hope is that after he goes, the bulk of the network viewership goes with him out the door. But while there is money to be made by pandering to an ignorant racist audience, someone will be there to take it, maybe Fox, maybe somebody else. The news end of the Fox operation has people there thinking about their employability after this idiotic train goes off the rails and the general public starts waking up. So this rant by Cavuto, while welcome and fun to watch, is pretty much self serving CYA rhetoric. WTF was he for the past 3 years?

It's the best position.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Oh, it is knot..

"Don't make someone a priority when they treat you as an option." -Sameek Das

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Good quote. I also have problems with people who I treat as a priority but who treat me as a solution to one or more of their problems. Sometimes it takes a while to dope this part out for myself. But it's true that people can only treat you as badly as you allow yourself to be treated. It is also true that people who treat you badly reeeally don't like it when you start treating them the same way - then they really just howl.

I don't know what I would say to her.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

That's heartbreaking. This country has turned into a place I no longer recognize as my home. 😔

I guess there is still the weekend.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

One week at a time, bro.

Imaginaaation

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Imagine that!

IT SEEMS HURRICANE DORIAN IS HEADED STRAIGHT TOMAR-A LAGO Maybe there really is a god & he,she, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

It changed course and looks to be headed up my way. That didn't work like I wanted.

I had to screenshot this one. 😂

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Uh oh, no toilet paper!

Oh well.... I guess god doesn't agree [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Hell yeah, nothing like a well placed thunderbolt to settle things immediately! LOL

Sigmund Freud's nephew Edward Bernays (1891-1995), also known as the "Father of Spin", has designed ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

That guy has a lot to answer for. But if it wasn't him who figured this out, it would have been someone else. The dynamics have always been there, and you can argue that religious dogma and indoctrination is the most basic form of propaganda.

I had an interesting conversation with a believer last evening.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Here's a question along similar lines of equal if not greater import: Can Superman's heat vision melt adamantium? Hmmm? LOL

No Not Dora!

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Come to think of it, it's been a while since I saw Carmen Sandiego too.

Fucking is good but fasting is way more better😅

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

For the best of both worlds, I fuck fast.

Tots and pears! Churches in America are being transformed into mosques, Buddhist temples, and ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Swapping mythologies. Personally, I think converting a few to shrines to Zeus would be appropriate.

Fox News Anchor Neil Cavuto To President Trump: “Mr.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Haha, no it just looks like you are working for the talking yam. It just seems that way. In reality, it's just an illusion, right?

‘We’re not supposed to say that’: Ex-Republican presidential adviser calls out Trump’s ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I understand they are also calling out water for being wet and fire for being hot, even though they aren't qualified chemists or physicists.

New road lead to nowhere😅😆

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Watch out for the tunnel especially if it's raining.