Poor fly depressed

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

My takeaway: existential philosophy is really fly!

Thomas Paine - “The declaration which says that God visits the sins of the fathers upon the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Leaving god out of it, the idea that kids will have to live with the effects of dad's screwups makes a certain amount of sense. But when you inject the big guy doing it just because he thinks it's a good idea, yeah, that's not justice at all.

Ate a weed brownie....😂🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Just eat half and wait an hour. Ummm, I read that in People.

Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook caught Russia and Iran trying to interfere in 2020 [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Why so many posts about God?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

When folks have a question or observation related to god, I'd rather they bring it to us than to some evangelical or other type of religious forum. At least we can straighten them out.

Happy news [google.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Who really knows what the numbers are? People can, and do, say one thing but believe in a completely different thing. I don't care who believes what, but when that belief, or lack of belief, inspires harmful behavior, then I've got a few issues to discuss.

What If Trump Wins? - POLITICO Magazine

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

This whole thing is a hot dripping mess, and things are going to get even uglier before it's all over. I'd worry more about kicking him out than speculating on what happens if we don't.

Very funny she is talented

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Why do that willingly? I can go pretty far for a laugh myself, but I dunno about this.

How fun would this be to sit back and watch the reactions of people. Hilarious!

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Who's that joker?

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Yogi!! As he also once said, "You can observe a lot by watching."

Possible or is he not smart enough. [deepleftfield.info]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

I've been saying this for a while. He's got a huckster's instincts to find any and all scams.

Keep it sanitary

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

They should have a courtesy roll of charmin out there too.

GRANDMA IN COURT In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

‘Never ruin an apology with an excuse”...........Benjamin Franklin.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Screws up the whole vibe.

Important updates from Parker Brothers.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Aww man, just a little close to the bone there.

‘Trump will no longer host G-7 at his resort, after backlash!’ Trump may be starting to see, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

He is going to keep testing boundaries. Like a spoiled adolescent.

The cat is at it again

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Haha, anus tart, like a pop tart, but more organic..LOL

Who else hates having a common name?

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2019:

I've had to spell my name and listen to it being mispronounced my whole life. I usually use some easier to spell alias when I order a pizza, reserve a table at a restaurant, and so on. Maybe you can pick a hard to spell, unpronounceable alias when you do those things and see if it will make you feel better.

When will the other G7 leaders refuse to convene at Trump’s bedbug-infested Doral hotel?

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2019:

That would be awesome.

Where's the hand hole?

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

A fresh perspective can be very incisive. I like these guys.

Yeah sure you are mr genius

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Yeah, that's our guy. I suggest our talking yam should meet general anesthesia.

Admiral McRaven is a former commander of the United States Special Operations Command.

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Tweet that calls him "the most overrated Admiral" in 7,6,5,4,3..... Followup tweet suggesting the republic is under attack from Admiral McRaven in 5,4,3,2.....

"Leap Frog"

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Looks more like a game of "hide the kielbassa".

Even the rats are looking for ways out [oregonlive.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

These guys are always so surprised when someone catches them in the act.

Erdogan insulted by Trump's letter. [independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

This is what happens when an amateur dictator and mafioso wannabe tries that shit on a real dictator, who beats up, jails, and kills his opposition.

Happy Morning from NC Some are old, some are new, some are funny, some are not, some are halloween,...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Fabulous start to the weekend, thanks Heidi.

We've been disappointed many times to see Trump survive what appears to be a term ending ...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

It's hard to overcome decades of conditioning. Propaganda is a potent tool. I think this series of openly committed crimes may turn the heads of a couple of republicans, but by and large I believe they are going to dance with who brung them and stand by their Manchurian canteloupe until the ugly, bitter end. Hope I'm wrong, I really do.

Trump rally

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Where's Senor Wences when you need him?

WHAAAAAT?

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

These fuckwits aren't even trying to hide it anymore. That's what really cranks me off, the arrogance, the smug certainty, the "what are you going to do about it" hubris.

Family tree🤪😊

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2019:

I didn't know that was an option.

More on Trumps taxes.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Show of hands, who is surprised by this?

I LOVE IT when people challenge Trump! They don't do it often enough! ‘It just didn’t add ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

He obviously didn't get the logic part, but the simple part fits him like a glove.

'Arrest and Detain Giuliani Right Now,' Say Critics, After Trump Lawyer Refuses Congressional ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

I'd lock him up just to get his kisser off of TV. Who else is tired of listening to this ass-cabbage?

Must of been a crazy night.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Ooooo, that's gotta sting a little.

AP News: 'See you at the polls': Trump and Pelosi have it out [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Strong women really wind-up his crazy motor, don't they?

I guess you cant do that

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Stay with the classic "germy little pricks".

Idiot boy strikes again.

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Someone on FB said we should consider ourselves lucky he didn't use a crayon to write it. That's probably true, but I sure don't feel lucky. What a colossal imbecile. He was bragging about this too.

Hard to argue with his genius and giant brain

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2019:

After all the practice he has had, he's good at it too.

I wonder who Chump’s next patsy - uh, I mean lawyer - will be

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2019:

Algonquin J Calhoun comes to mind. LOL

well that clears that up

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

That's our sharpie boy! Waaaaahahahaha

Is she right or.... is she right?

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

She needs an intervention from someone who has just the right tool. 🤣

Take the U.

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

I just did this, and I encourage all here to consider doing it too. 8-)

It was said many times, but I find it by own experience.

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

I guess preemptively dismissing any potential discussion with those holding a different political perspective is a great way to discuss any "findings". It is after all based on your "experience", and it was, of course, "said many times", so that just screams validation. LOL Hey, I didn't withdraw, so this must be worse! That's just the way you troll, I imagine.

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zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Yah, probably just another in a long string of global coincidences. RME

Men, beware

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Or in my case, not to brag, a round and firm and fully packed kielbasa. And I am GIVING it away! LOL 8-)

Big groaner coming lol

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

No, Bob, just no.

Sweet memories

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

You take your souvenirs where you find them.

Yup popular request

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Take Kellyann with you.

Funeral cracks up as dead man screams 'Let me out!' of coffin

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

I think this is hilarious. Leave em laughing.

I wasn’t sure where to post this. Scammers, Just for laughs, humour. [boingboing.net]

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2019:

I'm jumping right on this, guys. See you at the yacht club! 🤣

Kurdish forces strike deal with Damascus, Moscow to repel Turkey [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Almost as though Putin wanted it to go this way. What a coincidence, am I right?

What do you say to people who say, "I'll pray for you", when you tell them you're an atheist?

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

And I will read a book about science for you!

I laughed. Poor kid.

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Awww, that's just plain mean.

Abhorrent. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Fever dreams of the perpetually sexually frustrated nazi wing of the republican party. I heard the propaganda minister for the white house claim der fuerher hasn't seen this yet, but that he condemns all forms of violence. Do you believe her?

Trumpers rally

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

I can see the similarities.

Oops needs better wording

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2019:

I didn't know you could make a buck doing that. I must have unknowingly squandered a fortune by now.

Corrupt One Behind the Curtain.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

This proud republic is in danger of becoming an autocracy. I will gladly die to stop that.

Did You Predict Trump's Failure? I sure did!

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

✋ I've repeated the following phrase, first on election night and many many times since then, what a fucking nightmare.

Sometimes one sneaks in somehow

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Give that good doggy a treat!

Don’t forget Bill Barr: He’s running the Justice Department like it’s the legal arm of the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

This asshole will eventually fry as well.

“If you do good, people will accuse you of having selfish ulterior motives.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

One more reason to not give a fuck what people think.

Works for me

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

But that doesn't mean they can afford to get cocky.

The title of this article, in a Right-wing rag, made me giggle.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Sheez, that is weapons grade idiocy.

Facebook just changed its Terms of Service to allow the Trump campaign to post fake ads denigrating ...

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:

If you're gonna have a propaganda war, do it out in the open!

Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota's Largest Klan Rally – Alternative Facts

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

That's 6 or 7 hilariously unique ways to disparagingly reference the "big, lying sack of asininity and Breitbart headlines." Impressive.

Where's Sancho?

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Chemo infusion ward at La Mancha General Hospital?

[newsthump.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Ya know, those things can really hurt. LOL

With all the events unfolding regarding Ukraine this week and a likely flood of new information next...

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Well, that and because there is soooo much more money to steal.

Fox News let Shep Smith go to avoid ‘messy public fight’ during the ‘civil war’ at the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Shep will land a better gig with more freedom, and I doubt he'll stop fact checking the bozos at Fox. Good for him.

Dad filmed his son then added special effects

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

That's awesome!!

Monkeys coming for them..

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

I take issue with the characterization of "cute little".

Donald Trump Did Impression Of FBI Agent Peter Strzok Having An Orgasm At ‘Ugly’ Minneapolis ...

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2019:

We need a "fuck you" reaction icon.

"If you make a mistake, and learn from it, how is it a mistake?"

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

Learning from a mistake is a positive result. Some people never learn.

Those darn bone spurs!

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

Actually the Kurds were there fighting nazis in WWII. The Saudis weren't. Neither were the North Koreans. Just sayin.

Master baker, master strategist, master spin doctor, master money maker, master president and Jack ...

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

Master of using tweezers to find his dick. Master of fucking bugs. Master of using three little fingers in one nostril to get that nasty Adderall nose whistling fragment. Am I right?

Not to be outdone.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

This could be chapter 1 in my autobiography.

Trump's former Russia aide set give revealing testimony on Giuliani, Sondland [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

it's like wack-a-mole, only with whistle blowers and witnesses.

I have long held the opinion that trumps empire is based on fraud.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

You never know, though you may suspect, what or who you will find if you follow the money. In this case, a bunch of incompetent criminals who have no inkling that they should be covering their tracks.

I loved Toy Story. Lol

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

A stand up guy, all right.

Watching Rachel and see that the senior advisor to Secretary of State Pompeo has resigned.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:

I think it's going to get a LOT worse before it gets any better. That's just the way our noted pig wrestler in chief wallows.

My Agnostic shirt finally arrived! (Bonus view with smile included!) EDIT: for those who want to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Lookin' very heathen. Welcome to the nines. 8-)

And the hypocrisy prize goes to...

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

I see delusional idiots, all talking to themselves.

I want to visit that McDonalds

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

I understand Ronald has a quarter pounder, but with cheese. Stay away from the "special sauce".

I want to visit that McDonalds

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

I heard Ronald has a quarter pounder, but with cheese.

Oh the irony... [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Meese wasn't a very good AG either, but compared to Barr's Jabba the Hut, he shines like the sun.

Happy Landings

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Crash and burn with your boss, you morons!

Everybody agree

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

*Five kids that we know about. *

"because the erotic frisson is such that the kiss that you only imagine giving, can be as powerful ...

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

This is what I tell myself all the time. But do I listen? Nooooo.

Maybe there is a coup taking place.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Actually, we are trying to undo the election he stole, if not to its rightful owner then at least out of his tiny, filthy hands.

“You must learn from the mistakes of others.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Now that doesn't mean we ought to stop trying.

Would pay to see this

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

I thought you asked me to give you a hand...

Lmao doesnt exist

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

First of all, the next time we talk will be the first time we've talked. Second, there won't be a first time. Now, go put a bandaid or something on those hands.

Federal Judge slams Betsy DeVos’ Education Deptartment for violating court order: ‘I’m not ...

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Maybe she can do the time under house arrest on one of her yachts. And to teach her a lesson, make it one of the smaller ones.

tRump is now totally obstructing the House Impeachment proceedings.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Of course he is. And that in itself is going to turn into one or more articles of impeachment.

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zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

The republican party destroyed itself when they nominated this human train wreck to be their presidential candidate. Even though most of the other repubs running against him were certainly odious, we are in another dimension of odious with big orange. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch, but now the idea is that we need to limit the damage, as the article suggests.

The local dog-catcher is held to a higher standard!

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Maybe if they make the tangerine traitor a permanent cast member he'll live up to that standard. Nah, just kidding, he'd just drag the standard down to its lowest possible point.

Another good one. This guy is really good. Maybe I'll sleep tonight as long as I stop reading now.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:

When you have a batshit crazy client, ridiculous legal arguments are to be expected. And to state the obvious, this isn't how an innocent person acts, not at all.

This helps explain things.

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2019:

The repubs changed the rules when they were in charge, now they don't like it. Well, suck it, R's. Suck it long, suck it hard. LOLOLOL

Algebra a misdemeanor and calculus a felony? [imediaethics.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Like they know about math in Kentucky. LOL

So, a friend of mine knows of a woman who has posted, elsewhere, that she "knows" that "the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Yeah, and he eats KFC with a knife and a fork. Something is off, something.......alien.