Starts at seven and don’t come early

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

It all turns around when you sober up, uh, or so I am told.

US spies say Trump's G7 performance suggests he's either a 'Russian asset' or a 'useful idiot' for ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Well, here's something nobody ever saw coming, am I right?

Great washroom doors!

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I'd call it provocative rather than funny, but not in a mean way.

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Yeah, all righty.

Having joined g:258, I have decided to make use of my expanding vocabulary to malign our ...

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Impressive display of vocabulary. Aiming it at this audience, though, may not be the best communication strategy, assuming that's what you are trying to do. People are lazy when it comes to picking a better word than what most folks usually use in a given situation. But a lot of that can be traced to lack of vocabulary. Not the problem here. 8-)

This just in

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

They can see right through you. LOL

So true....

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Feels like that sometimes, doesn't it?

😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 Humans Tell Why They Are Atheist--Not ...

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Very inspirational. 8-)

Anyone else get this reaction? I know I do

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

So far, it hasn't happened. Either the people I think are smart really are, and think Trump is a moron, or they haven't admitted that they like him to me yet.

Too funny not to post

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Somebody needs to work on their technique.

Lying liars are lying! George Conway Lying about lying.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

That's no lie. Sheez.

Something just popped into my head and I don't feel like researching.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

When the republicans do it, it's cool. I don't recall Grover saying anything when W was exploding the deficit either.

I was bored🤣😂🤪

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Hey, he had a, um, a boner.

After last nights revelations that tRump had Russian Oligarchs co-sign loans for him, it looks like ...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I hope so, buddy.

Bullseye...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Sure, let's see some ID. For the sudafed. You're good to go with the AR15's.

Yep, it's pretty much just like this.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Yup, negotiating, republican style.

Question: How many of you got into a bad relationship because of great sex?

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I managed to squirm out of it in short order, so I don't know if that counts.

UNCONFIRMED, but 😱 IF THIS IS TRUE.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

The orangutan's lawyers are demanding that MSNBC retract the reporting, so it hit a nerve. Remember the rule of thumb when dealing with this "administration", if they say it's true, it's a lie; if they say it's a lie, it's true; if they accuse someone else of doing it, they are doing it themselves.

Trumpers need education in grammar

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Being an ignorant tool with very little skill in simple spelling, let alone grammar or language, is pretty much a pre-requisite for being a supporter of our planetary punchline of a president.

Hill Trump complains about media coverage of Warren’s crowd sizes [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Like an itchy nutsack that you just can't scratch, isn't it, you shit-covered idiot?

This is a thought why not

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

These days it would be 18 and buried in student debt, or 21 and buried in even more student debt.

Devin Nunes’ attorney argues @DevinNunesMom, @DevinCow parody accounts as dangerous as guns ...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Putin denies hacking American elections in spite of credible proof - they believe him. SMB denies killing Khasoggi in spite of credible proof - they believe him. Twitter denies suppressing conservative tweets and does so with no credible proof that they did - and guess what? I guess twitter didn't co-sign any of the talking yam's loans.

So my day is really fuckening😉😅

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Happened to me many times, but I never knew what to call it. Until now.

Such and Easy Target! [thelocal.dk]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Very clever and tongue in cheek, but absolutely masterful trolling. I bet she's a great legislator.

My daily laugh out loud.. [patheos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Pray your asses out of this one, you frauds.

Me hoping for a miracle

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Me too, Bob. Hasn't happened yet.

Posting Anti-Trump Memes

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Legitimate point.

Danish politician offers Trump a deal! 2 minutes, very funny! [mobile.twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

It's little long for him to pay attention to the whole thing, but on the other hand, she says his name a lot, and that is supposed to hook his attention.

How many agree with this

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

That's just one of things I miss, but yeah.

. Live each day as if it were your Last Someday it will be.

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I'll roll a big fat jay just in case it is today. A tribute to the stoner gospel from Charlie Worsham. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJly9bBSk-U

Trump preps conspiracy theory to explain faltering economy [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

It's stupid to think people talking can crash the economy, but it's even more stupid to think professional economists are actually trying to do it just because they don't like the shit monkey. But, then again, stupidity is his signature quality, if that's what you want to call it.

[newsthump.com] Sounds like a good idea

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Fabulous idea. Put one of these on his fucking phone too.

After the orgy and why I love going to the dentist.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You're an animal, LH, I love it.

Religious oopsie

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

A rare stained glass depiction one of the parts of the wiener theology. Suggested hymn: Rock of Ages. LOL

Ok so I've tried to be good.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

That is absolutely inappropriate. Not sure what your school board procedures are, but that cannot be allowed.

Seems like something I would say if a living embodiment of evil were real.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Hah! There's a LOT of stuff tacos can improve. Chicken tomatillo tacos are good for these situations, with refried beans on the side, if anyone wants to stop by here with something for me. 8-) I got sour cream already.

Fascinating article! " behavior is not remarkable.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good story. She's right, the conversation should concentrate on his mental disorders rather than the politics, though it's hard to ignore those when people suffer as a result of his pathology. We have, stupidly, given the office of the presidency and the immense power it commands to a lunatic. It's infuriating, but you've got to call it what it is in order to even begin to address the problem. Hmmph, even the word "problem" seems so inadequate to describe this situation - it's an existential threat to all of humanity. The urgency could NOT be greater.

Suck it Good! 😂😂

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just don't send me the bill. 8-)

No not mine but cute

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I bet the rat's name is Giuseppe.

Don't forget

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

This is uncharacteristically common sense advice from this particular source. So it might not be true.

Some people just can’t take a joke!

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You're showing the wrong end of the rabbit. And it should be a horse.

Is there anyone else he hasn't pissed off?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As it is evolving, white nationalists are the ONLY group this ignorant orange butt-plug isn't alienating.

Remember my request for a t shirt after hitting level 8?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You gotta post picture of you wearing the shirt when you get it. 😁

Get outta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

You heard her, stubs, get the fuck out.

Poor guy must have been starving.

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

At least he eats his vegetables.

"On the shores of hesitation bleached the countless bones of millions, who, on the threshold of ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I see this quote attributed to two different people, George Cecil and Sam Ewing. And there are other versions citing the "dawn of victory".

Trump Administration Brief Asks Supreme Court To Allow Firing Workers For Being Gay ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Pricks.

Trump’s Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Borowitz is a national treasure. I wish there was a Pulitzer prize for satire.

O O P S ! Joe Biden inspires no one – not even his own wife Much like Hillary Clinton in 2016, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If the democrats try to ram a lukewarm candidate down our throats again people will stay home on election day. Again. If Joe wins fair and square, then what can you do. But if the super delegates (which I hear they changed that system some but they are still there) overrule the results of the primaries, like last time, I don't like where that's gonna wind up.

David H.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Here's another case where I'm sorry there is no hell.

I am not judging this lol

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Points for creativity!

Hey Everyone.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

I got my stuff in about 3 weeks after I reached the points I needed. Wish I could do something to help you, but I'm just a regular dude here, like you. Good luck, I hope it gets there soon.

Got mine in for the day.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If only.

The wonderful world of Disney

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

He might have adopted, ya know.

memes memes memes

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The Germans warned us...

This is funny. You don't need to be a TYT fan to enjoy this. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That is absurdly funny! But yeah, the president is a moron and a lunatic. So that's not cool. Not familiar with tyt. Will look for more. 😊

Pick one...I'm going with 3

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Interesting, this is a progressive linguistic construction of a vocabulary and a grammar, but using sexist tropes as its building blocks. But back on topic, the 5's seem to find me, no matter where I am.

Ladies, please......

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Like beer goggles, but more intense. Yeah, good advice, know your dealer.

Just a hypothetical question.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I'd pick the last one. Seems like your life would be a lot like it always was, and you get one free pass. The other options have too many constraints for my taste. You spent some time on this, didn't you?

Funny joke

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

You tell him, sweet pea!

Figures, Suckabee now comments in Faux! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

She has the credibility of a meth head looking for a quick buck to score more. So, OK granted, perfect for Fox.

Will You Act Now You POS!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Nope.

The chosen one?

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Can we crucify his lard ass? See if he comes back after 3 days, like an experiment, yeah?

Oh oh wrong response

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Cops can be such sticklers.

There's a method to his madness! According to these writers, he doesn't just blurt out stupid things...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

He's a manipulative gaslighter, no question about that. He is also descending into actual psychosis. And he does get an almost erotic pleasure from violence against his many many "enemies". Regarding birthright citizenship, I don't think even his cooked SCOTUS would back him up there.

Wow just Wow! [en.wikipedia.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That's a dandy, isn't it? "People will believe any lie if either they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it is true." - Wizard's First Rule, Terry Goodkind

If there was any doubt that the orange turd is a fucking traitor and Putin's bitch. [upi.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Da comrade.

“Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind ...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

A guy is on a job interview. Interviewer asks "What's your biggest weakness?" Guy says "I'm honest." Interviewer says "Hey, I don't think that's a weakness." Guy says "I don't give a fuck what you think."

She's not lying!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

And if you ever see a coffin bouncing towards you across the street, throw a bottle of Robitussin at it. The coffin will stop.

Let me be the FIRST to DONATE!!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Here's a five-spot. See what you can do about McConnell while you're back there.

And Mexico's going to pay for it!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Mexico - "Put it on the same tab as your fucking wall, amigo. De nada."

A spoonful of sugar

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I never thought of that, and I'm devious af.

Why is there no oversight on this scam?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This explains why he wants to keep them indefinitely. What a prick.

I blasphemed the lord for 18 months and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! Leon and I would like to ...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Looks good on you brother. And so does the pooch. Welcome to great eights. 8-)

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Hahahahaha! The comments are worth reading.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I'm telling y'all, this fucker is crazier than batshit and is getting worse by the hour.

😳Poor Alexa!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If the next question involves lubricants, Alexa should get the hell out of there.

A bit like Jews for Hitler...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You can find people who have it exactly backwards in any gender or ethnic group. That's their own decision, regardless of how stupid it is. Chickens, on the other hand, don't really get a choice.

Is tRump possibly the result of a military bio warfare experiment gone wrong?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I doubt. Bad genetics and a father who was a world class dick, yeah.

Trump cancels his trip to Denmark because they refused to sale him Greenland.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I think he is getting worse. Someone described him as a punch drunk fighter who is somehow still standing in the 12th round and has no idea what he's supposed to do. That sounds accurate to me.

I am on a roll 🤣🤣🤣 I sure hope I am not the only one getting a giggle today 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

These are great, Heidi.

Higher thinking.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Genius, all of it. 8-)

Washing raw chicken won't clean it, but it could make you sick.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

People rinse off chicken? That never occurred to me. Well, I certainly won't start. I chopped up a bunch of wings yesterday, baked half and put half in the freezer, all unwashed. And I am here to tell the tale.

Start your day right! 😀😀😀😀

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Nothing sounds quite as magical as the laughter of a young child.

Talk about eyes bigger than the stomach

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Well he's not planning to swallow it whole. He'll rip it apart and eat the meat one bite at a time, if he can keep the other birds and wildlife off of it while he does it. Nonetheless, you have to admire that type of confidence, and ambition.

Why is this not surprising?

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The most negative thing I see out of academia is the debt that students have to undertake to complete their education. The expense is out of hand, and it has gotten a lot worse even in the last 10 years. I really sympathize with millenials entering their careers already carrying huge amounts of debt, making it very difficult to start saving, invest in a home, or even buy a used car. My son is chipping away at his - has it under 10K and counting down. My daughter, who is 6 years older, got out of college $5k to the good - both in public universities and both starting with roughly the same stake from me and their mom. And of course republicans resent education. It helps people converse using words too complicated for them to understand.

To quote Weird Al "Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

They also make the host sick and sometimes die.

My life sad

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Mouth to mouth is a sure thing with these guys.

Donner picnic.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Don't get ketchup on your finger! And don't ask what kind of wieners those are.

Gotta love those puns

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Oh come on, it's a talking tire, it's a JOKE. LOL

A strong case for birth control

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The new trump-like Brazilian president might not like this ad, they better be careful. I wonder if the Russians helped him, too?

Thinking out of the box

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

That's actually not a bad idea.

Democratic state Sen.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Doesn't bother me.

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

This is satire. I know that.

And its only monday

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I am delighted that this part of my life is in the rear view mirror and getting smaller and smaller every day.

A warning for us

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Scaramucci predicts if his polls keep sinking and the economy gets worse, he'll drop out of the race by next March. Now mooch isn't the most reputable political mind out there, but I sure hope he's right this time. I am primed to see a frog-march perp walk parade with our orange lunatic bringing up the rear,

A few funnies on the modern world!

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Some good ones, spidey!

BFF forever

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

BUT, were they raised humanely prior to being violently slaughtered to satisfy the appetites of cholesterol-drenched Americans? I certainly hope so.

Oops in trouble now

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Good instinct, wrong forum. Hey, it happens.