Time to pray for Trump.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2019:

I'm good with this. First, it keeps a bunch of morons busy for a little bit; second, it is completely useless and won't help the fat one at all; third, it conveys a false sense of security. LOL

Diamonds Are NOT A Girl's Best Friend

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Commodity prices are strictly supply and demand. And markets are volatile. Timing markets is a short term thing, and only works if you know what you're doing. On the plus side, the pearls look good on you, LH. 😊

Does this qualify as asking aid and assistance from the enemy of America? [lastmenandovermen.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Yep, sure does.

2 gay men in a bar,1 goes to the counter, 2 gins please, barman says which would you like we have 3 ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Cute joke, but why are they gay? That has nothing to do with the gag. Just curious.

White House Wanted USS John McCain ‘Out of Sight’ During Trump Japan Visit [wsj.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

True to form, he pretends he didn't know about it. Fuckhead.

Every time, I read about, see and think about Trump, I just cannot understand how addicted and prone...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

You're right, so many opportunities just pissed away. People will continue to support him as long as he makes it easier to discriminate against defenseless minorities and non-evangelical Christians. Very sad, indeed.

China Gears Up to Weaponize Rare Earths in Trade War Jason Rogers, David Stringer and Martin ...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

You whack the hornet's nest a couple of times, you're gonna get stung. Dumbass.

Damn right!

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

Any post with Dino in it wins the internet for that day!

This is a button I made for my local atheist group to sell at tabling events.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

The koan is a surprisingly flexible format. 🤣

Trump says U.S. aircraft carrier design Is ‘wrong" [nationalpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2019:

Well, he is reminiscent of a big old orange steamer himself, so...

Not a popular deity and I don't known why.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Larry Flynt?

National Ass et.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Me too, Jack.

Terrifying!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Yeah. And it's all the dickheads, that's the scariest part.

Nine people attended a KKK rally in Ohio. At least 500 showed up to protest hate.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Because it really sucks to be a bigot. Arsewipes. Good on the people of Dayton for making that clear.

I don’t know why I posted this...lol

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my typical morning.

Virtue won the title in actual club championship play, Trump said it didn’t count because Trump ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Weasels gotta weasel. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't making life miserable for billions of people.

Copped this from Twitter

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ya know, I'm thinking about projection, but at a pan cultural level, internalized. So, you get stuff like this. Well all right then. 😔

Trump-related products 🤣

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Oh man. Just...no.

You have my gratitude, though.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ouch. Funny /not funny.

Hahahahahaha.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Gotta check that out. Thanks MD!

Noah’s Ark damaged by rain.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

I hope the dinosaurs are all right. And the unicorns. 😊

Where did the evil Captain in Peter Pan purchase his hook?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Aw, man. Heh.

Federal judge blocks Trump from using Defense funds for parts of border wall [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Tantrum insulting the judge as a traitor in 3, 2, 1....

Yup he does cover-up comb overs too!

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Yuck.

This is a bit deep! If a tree fell in the rain forest and landed on Donald Trump, would anybody give...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I dunno. I, for one, would love to hear the scream.

I thought saw a flying saucer once, then it hit me.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I know what you mean. I was outside wondering why it was so dark, then it dawned on me. 8-)

That was super fast getting my Agnostic shirt! Thanks for the wonderful shirt and pen, and more ...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Fantastic! The 8 club just got a classy addition! 😊

Trump held up an ABC News graphic during the Rose Garden event today -- but notably did not hold up ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Of course he didn't.

Who is this asshole? [foxnews.]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Smells like orange horseshit to me.

Since the people in this group don't like Trump I was thinking you wouldn't mind a chance to annoy ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Down 40-60 right now.

Orange is not my color, so I wanna be the driver 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Oh I am so there! Lol

No fake news here.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

You do it when you have it all sewed up. Then watch em struggle in their own web of lies.

The down side to this fuck wad dropping dead would be the long line waiting to piss on his grave.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

OK, well that and President Pence. There is no outcome without serious drawbacks. This whole things blows. If we get through this, and I think we will, the priority has to be education. And not home schooling as a substitute for public school attendance either. We are in a predicament caused by ignorance, and we can and should solve it.

2nd judge refuses to block House subpoenas for Trump bank records [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Tick tock, tick tock.

Trump is a pathetc loser.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Where's the $102 million he's spent on golf *so far*. Also, where's the breakdown of the Benghazi investigation costs?

Donald Trump's current burst of behavior -- the absolute refusal to allow testimony or documents to ...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Well, he always did this. It's just getting worse.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Successful farting is like writing - first, you have to know your audience. 8-)

Can verify

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Low IQ is a big part of it, but let's not underestimate the lack of empathy and the willingness to be cruel to those who are weaker than you. Those have to count for something, right? BTW, I doubt Jed and Granny would swallow any of the the orange shit that our stable genius spews on an hourly basis.

Oh yeah. Watch them burn. [washingtonpress.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Somebody had to find the fortitude to do this. You don't mess with Noo Yawk!

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

I think the guy with the beard is cheating. You ought to be clean shaven in a face slapping contest, the beard cushions the impact. OTOH, I guess growing a beard is really the only defensive strategy you can execute here. Dodging or blocking the slap seems to be against the rules, such as they are. I think politicians should do this instead of runoff elections, it would inject a little energy into what can be a lethargic electorate. 8-) PS, I'm joking, ok?

Time to laugh at the Liar in Chief! 🤣😆

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

The one with Putin is too true to be funny. *sigh*

Trump appeals ruling requiring accounting firm to comply with House subpoena [axios.com]

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

He's trying to run out the clock. His legal arguments sound like something from a middle school kid making excuses to his mom. So far, the judges are responding with fast track rulings. Nixon tried this, you know. How'd that work out? A couple of leaks have sprung, this whole shitty cesspool is going to blow.

There are athletes who are agnostic atheist. However are any of them progressive or liberal?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Slippery slope here, dude. Fill in the blanks: Most --------- I know are ----------. Would it be fair to say a majority of ------------ are ------------? My logic is a little dusty, but I believe this is the *appeal to probability* logical fallacy, or pretty close to it.

My daughter's science teacher believes in God, magic etc.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

This is a public school? I'd report him and give him a chance to explain himself. If he sticks to this kind of crap, well, there's a catholic school down the street looking for bozos like you, buddy.

Today's Orchid Juxtaposition

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my autobiography.

And if the lover were to visit him in hospital it could be a fatal encounter?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Sounds like the dumbass deserved it.

Back in the day! 😂 Sorry, I laughed pretty hard at this one, thought I’d share.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Yeah, that's how I remember it too. LOL

I have posted one or two ditties on this group and some of you may have noticed from my spelling ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Thanks, AC. It means a lot.

It's no good looking for intelligent life in the universe, too big a job, start small, try looking ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Good luck there. You're gonna have to redefine "intelligent life".

American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

You have no idea how embarrassed we are.

I might listen to his pitch.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Dracula? I heard he sucks.

Great museum to go see🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

So * that's * what that shit looked like! 🤣

I think it’s safe to say this is all of us

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

You beat me to this one, BH. 😊

I just read this quote in a calligraphy book that I bought and it really resonated.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

I've been seedy for a while now too - bonus!

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The guy with the razor in his armpit made me laugh out loud. 🤣

OMG! A Republican with principles! I dearly hope this is the start of a mutiny.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

This is how it starts. Somebody has to have the courage to go first.

You level 8 people are quite up there and hard to please but thanks for the posts, It warms my heart...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The support is nice, right? Now you do it too. Jump in and hang on. 😄

Why are agnostics and atheists so hostile to my non-theistic belief of theological noncognitivism?

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh FFS! I neither have knowledge nor belief in any god, and I cannot find one single fuck to give here. So, you go Ed.

Somebody is dreaming.....

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's a good dream. And it's a damn good goal. The roadblock here is workability. Just how exactly does this work? Hmmm?

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

I guess this is funnier if you're Canadian. But I just like to hear LB riff.

I decided to be an Atheist 15 months tomorrow.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's your past, and it shaped who you are. Don't try to forget it (you can't); the trick is to figure out how to recognize this kind of shit from now on, before you go for it again. Good luck, brother!

The Latest: Trump and de Blasio already trading insults [apnews.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

If this is the best he has, toss it in now. You wanna go down? Ya gotta go straight to the bottom with the talking yam. BDB, you gotta show me more, paisan! 8-)

China not going to pay Trump's tariffs

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

In a trade war, the winners are always insiders who play the correct markets short, and the long markets safe. Everybody else loses. Oh, one more thing, fuck the talking yam. Y'all be cool! 8-)

This is something the world needs a lot more of, desperately.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh, if only.

@admin @sitesupport - I'm getting this from javascript when I try to reply to comments.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

@cutiebeauty It doesn't work on either my iPhone or my desktop.

I've shared before that my ex and I broke up because after 14 years of marriage I decided that I ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

You are expecting logic out of religion. That never works. Sounds like you made the move that was right for you. May harmony find you, and good luck.

Well, I joined the lvl 8 club about 5 months ago ish.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Do NOT tell anyone what the secret handshake is, and welcome to level 8.

Putin smiles as Washington ties itself in knots over Russia [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

I'm old enough to remember when everyone agreed that Russia was our enemy.

Trust him..

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

In alternative reality, the normal rules don't apply, and words don't mean what they mean.

Hahahahahahahaha! Morons! 🤣 Trump’s not claiming executive power.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

This isn't a legitimate legal argument, it's a click-bait phrase you'd find on the Fox News website asking you for money. A delaying tactic to waste the time of the court rather than a serious appeal on the merits of the case, all so a third party doesn't give congress access to the Don's finances. They are looking for a conservative appeals judge, maybe one of the ones they rammed through, to agree with this horseshit. Judge Mehta is NOT buying what they are selling.

OK so I am really worried now.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Sounds like you bottomed out in the market.

There are a few other exemptions while I'm at it

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

That's very reasonable.

When the Buddha obtained enlightenment he went out to teach his students asked, are you a god?

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This was way before the technology allowed it, but I think he meant to say "I am Iron Man." Or words to that effect.

King of Tax Dodgers

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This is a good list, but it stops waaay too soon. Moron, criminal, sadist, dickwad, asshole, and a stable genius. That's our guy. I left out traitor. Sorry.

I haven't been on AG very much.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Brings back memories, I went to grad school in Philly, lived in center city. Here's an idea for a tour - show people all the places you can park on the street without getting a ticket. Granted, it would be a short tour, but use the idea if you think it might work! Good luck on your new gig. 😁

Pants love them or hate them

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

I oughta cuff you around for these, but you've got a leg up on me, so it would be a waist of time.

On the Eve of a Hearing, Trump Lawyers Tell Judge They Aren’t Happy About Fast-Tracked Subpoena ...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Said the judge, "Wow, sucks to be you, doesn't it?" Haaahahaha

The practice is abhorrent.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Every day I think this, this is the rock bottom. Then something like this comes up the next day. It is beyond disgusting. I can't even come up with words that are close to describing how despicable this is.

In my youth, my folks believed Jesus was in the wood grain patterns on the bathroom door.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Well, now think about it. He was supposedly a carpenter. He got nailed to two piece of wood. And when Mary Magdelene was around, he usually popped a woody. I can see it. LOL

Trump Tower Is Now One of NYC's Least-Desirable Luxury Buildings [bloomberg.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

I just spent the last 5 minutes looking around for a fuck to give, couldn't find a single one.

If you don’t get this one...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Two-fer!

Activewear for gay guys???

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Buy 3, get a free tube of Astro-Glide.

BecauseDrugs

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Not walk. Sort of, I dunno, trundle.

Hate to get "religulous...but good ol' wikileaks...they confirmed it... [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Yep, that's him all right!

Bill Nye the meltdown guy. They finally broke him. [vimeo.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

To communicate with ignorant, vulgar morons you need to speak in the language of ignorant, vulgar morons.

What is your opinion on Catholic schools? Are they forms of modern brainwashing?

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

I attended catholic schools for grades 7-12, and then attended a Jesuit university. It was mostly peer-pressure indoctrination and the dissemination of dogma, not so much brainwashing. In fact, the theology and philosophy I learned in college galvanized my atheism. Now some kids take this more seriously than others, but while my folks both attended church regularly, they weren't deeply doctrinaire. Other kids I knew weren't that lucky, and you could call what they went through brainwashing. But I wouldn't call it a blanket truth.

I don't talk about it much, but mother's day is kinda hard for me.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

Awww, man. Of course you love them. I've got nothing for you but a big ass virtual hug.

Emotionally-stunted men

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

If you fish in the same pond and use the same bait you'll catch the same kind of fish, over and over. Sometimes when you change your fishing hole and go with another kind of bait you don't catch anything at all, so there's a risk involved. But it sounds like even you think it's time for something different. Don't give up! Good luck, LH.

Rare photo ...

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

It looks tricky, but this bigoted old dickhead pulled it off!

War just ahead !?!

zeuser comments on May 11, 2019:

This is just stupid enough to be a plausible strategy concocted by our orange Einstein. 🙄

What a waste of a banana

zeuser comments on May 11, 2019:

We all like bananas because they have "a peel".

You think your job sucks....

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

Well at least you always know what your temperature is. If that helps, I guess. LOL

Walked right into it

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

That is meta-humor good. Respect.

I am interested in opinions on this statement.

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

I think it is more nuanced. We are not all born atheist, we are all born with no preconceived existential philosophy. Indoctrination by a wide range of religious beliefs indeed occurs, but remember, religions categorize *each other* as outsiders, including atheists. Even then, I don't get the sense that all religions hold antipathy towards atheists - some are quite accepting, for example universalist unitarians or buddhists - OR other religious beliefs. The thing that casts people of different beliefs or flavors of non-belief as *the other* is the severity of the dogma in any given religious or philosophical sect. Most organized religions grew simply as a means of controlling other people, and dogma, completely human-made, is the mechanism used to disseminate and harden that control, including demonization of the other, believers in other religious traditions and non-believers alike. It's not necessarily a false statement, it's just so sweeping as to ignore the complexity of the dynamics and motivations of various religious sects. IMHO, of course, worth every penny you paid for it. 8-)

Trump's campaign is actively seeking assistance from a foreign government. [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

We need to start prosecuting the thugs who are violating all kinds of laws with absolute arrogant impunity. Sticking Rudy in the can would be a good start, but once one of these mafioso wingnuts falls (and one will), they'll all start singing like canaries and eventually will all do hard time.

'To the person who uses metal straws to save fish but consumes animals, I’d like to say thank you.

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

We each need to do the best we can with what we have to work with. Great post.

The funniest awards speech - ever - Spike Milligan [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

That's hilarious!

Have we become a nation of assholes who put a blind eye to all the atrocities and dictatorial ...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

The sad truth is that way too many people have absolutely no inkling of the damage this idiot is perpetrating. And a fair piece of those believe the propaganda.

Are you ready kids? It was a busy day.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

All true. All very depressing.

Burr holds firm despite GOP anger over Don Jr.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Burr is a putz. This has to be a ruse of some sort.