Your mom annoyed you? Do this? booooom!?????

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ouch!

GTFOH! That's all that was saved?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Did you thank her for leveling the rest of the house. Cause she did that too ya know.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My late mother, who expressed herself in a very earthy fashion, told me that couples stay together "as long as you are both willing to swallow each other's shit". It is always a crap shoot in that respect.

Mitch Mcconnell is a scumbag! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Mitch? A scumbag? Wow, that's shocking.

Yours Truly: 25 March 2019, I look like such a dork! Messy hair, but it's me. (Pic)?

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Looking good, sleepy! If someone calls you a dork, say "I prefer to use the term 'smarter than you'". ??

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of it. I don't even know this country anymore.

Memories March 24

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

These are all great!

Mueller did not find Trump campaign "conspired or coordinated" with Russia BY STEFAN BECKET, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Stay tuned, more to come.

Now, this could entice me to join a church.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

If you're Jewish, it's corned beef. With potato salad.

Trump isn’t smart enough to understand how the Supreme Court is about to disempower the presidency...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

This is some scary shit. As powerful as the oligarchy is right now, things will get Russia -level worse because the president is an idiot. I understand Costa Rica is friendly to American expats.

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Treasonous pricks flock together, don't they?

Not the most masculine he man

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Where's the nausea tag when you need it?

How “Case for Christ” author Lee Strobel fabricated his best-selling story – Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

So an unabashed fraud manipulates truth while claiming he is using logic and hard investigative techniques to confirm the superstitious beliefs of gullible people for money? Wow. That's gotta be a first, no? RME

This is why I don't drink strong liquor. ?? I'm laughing so haaaard!??? [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

You'll notice he didn't sing. Yeah, he was a little horse.

Parody post

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Oh, I have a suggestion! Ask me! Ask me! 8-)

Naked Men Orchid - perfect talking point at dinner

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I'd stay away from the nectar...

I got a good laugh! 😅😂😅

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

This joke is sort of flat.

Fears next election will be decided by Americans.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don't laugh, it could happen.

Show us your bone spurs! Vietnam Veteran Ex-Senator Tells Trump How To Silence Bone Spur ...

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I always liked the senator.

If John McCain's ghost wrote Thank You Notes

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Even dead, sharper than a talking team.

Trump’s untruths about Veterans Choice illustrate the sheer audaciousness of his lies Trump ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Man do I hate this fuckwad.

Trump Has Now Shifted $1.3 Million Of Campaign-Donor Money Into His Business [forbes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

The grifter in chief. Robbing the country blind so his trailer trash base can claim they are owning the libtards. Meanwhile, their Healthcare disappears. It's like a conservative fairy tale.

What do you know, Johnny Carson did mention Trump. [m.facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Does the talking yam know Carson is dead? I doubt it, cuz he'd attack him if he did.

Hiding...…..

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I got the divorce, it was cheaper.

He keeps going and and going and going...

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Arsewipe, shit stain, moron, liar, jerkoff, fuckhead, narcissist, bigot, misogynist, con man, huckster, nazi, and.... The face of the Republican party. SMH

The Facts Matter - Rob reiner

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I hope so.

Another potential relationship ruined because I won't be in a threesome with him, and his god.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I'm sorry, hon. Better to find it out sooner rather than later. Don't give up!

REFERENCE A IS MARINE CORPS ORDER 5802.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

One more dick move from an administration filled with witless dicks.

Going through my memories in Facebook and cracking myself up.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I love both of these. ?

Lololololol ..yeah redhats!

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Fucking move there, you dimwitted bozo assbags.

...once again, proving that the jokes practically write themselves.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2019:

You mean Tim Apple's buddy, Joe Scranton?

When guys shave their beards.. This is how I react...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I trim it for the warmer weather when April rolls around, but right now, it's pretty bushy. If you don't like beards, I don't care. 8-)

So is this one of those sick and hateful Trumpite things or is it just a mentally deficient people ...

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Looks like the jerkoff sign to me.

Are flies attracted to waste matter? Even if it's a Fox news commentator? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2019:

If you turn up the sound and listen carefully, you can hear little bug gags when it realizes where it is.

Found! Jared Kushner's application Essay for getting in.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Yep, that's him all right!

Positive thinking

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2019:

You think they're born that dumb, or do they have to "grow" into it?

I will scratch it for you😜🤣🤣ayiiiii!

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2019:

What do you mean by that crack? ?

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2019:

We can learn a lot from the simple porcupine.

Golf clap anyone?

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That's nothing, I won the Master's three times in a row! (Fun tip: It's easy to do if you lie like a rug.)

The following is a true story: at a former department store that existed throughout the Northeast ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yer doin' it wrong, lad.

How do you feel about trump diverting money from education (10%), EPA (31%), Medicaid and Medicare ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The budget is DOA, and the talkimg yam and all the congress Republicans running next year will wear it like an albatross. Politically very stupid.

Sorted a big box of old pictures. Scanned a few...

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It's fun to look back! Lookin good too, hon. ?

Trump Denies Calling Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple.

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Of course he later changed his story, claiming he used a verbal shortcut to save words and time. Unfortunately, saving his own mind, credibility, and simple humanity is a lost cause.

Did you hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory in France?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I hear they are moving their entire operation to Israel. Yeah, they are renaming their company to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

Looking forward to International Atheist Day!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Around my house, every day is atheist day. We celebrate life before death. 😊 Usually with wine. 🍷

She's baaaaaaack!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Nancy will get to the bottom of this.

A young man who is seen in numerous commercials and men's clothing ads was being interviewed by a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Happens to me all the time. Heh.

A tongue-in-cheek article that actually had conservatives outraged.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Of course,it's all true. Heh.

Trump’s base can’t handle the truth: He’s wrecking their economy [thehill.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2019:

It's easier to fool somebody than to convince somebody they've been fooled.

A friend mentioned an acquaintance who voted for Trump, and she expressed some animosity towards ...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2019:

I have friends who I know support the orange asshole, but they don't usually talk politics and I'm not sure if they vote. I have no issues with them. I used to have friends, however, who felt it was necessary to proselytize for the yam's policies and were publicly and loudly borderline or open bigots. When I started getting screeds on social media, I dropped them like a hot potato. I don't regret cutting the loudmouths loose, and I always retain the option of doing it with my complicit but silent Trumpers, who are primarily motivated by demonizing the libtards but who keep it to themselves. It's complicated. People are more than just the politicians they support, though that does open a window into their thought processes, but they can also have other views with which I agree. Anyone who initiates bigoted inanity to me, however, will usually not have me as an audience for any subsequent performances.

Or stay home, drink beer and choke your chicken.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I'm in.

For sure.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

They all freaked when he wore a frigging tan suit, FFS.

Especially the last one:

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

This is a cliche now, but I literally laughed out loud on this one. ?

Mr. Potato Head ?

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I hate it when that happens!

John Kelly Unloads: Working for Trump Was Awful, and His Wall Is Stupid Trump’s former chief of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Kelly is a weak willed twat, similar to if Hitler fired Himmler.

President Trump celebrated Super Bowl with founder of Florida spa where Robert Kraft allegedly paid ...

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Two words: franchise fees.

[rawstory.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I have no words.

Why I hate Melania Trump She was rude to Michelle Obama: [yahoo.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2019:

A leach, a poseur, a dimwit, and available as your escort for tonight for only two billion rubles.

How many would do this? ???

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I'd be careful with that shit in Philly.

Good article about Congressional oversight: The Washington Post: Trump’s defenders are telling ...

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

The "arguments" we are hearing are lies and logical fallacies tailored to appeal to uninformed (and, as far as basic American civics is concerned, uneducated) people, claiming contrived victimhood against constitutional reality. When the press points it out, the carefully conditioned 'fake news' response gets triggered. It's awful, people are eating this horseshit up.

Just on news Joe Biden could start campaign against trump next month.what do you think

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

That ship has already sailed. Joe wasn't on it. I love the guy, but let the next generation have some air.

How many of us are there in NC?

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Well, you've got me here in Cary, just west of Raleigh. Granted this is part of a (relatively) liberal part of the state, but it's certainly not San Francisco or Austin. There's a difference between how many actual atheists and agnostics are here vs. the ones who actually admit it.

What did you hear me say? Them's fighting words.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

You need a better pre-date questionnaire. Also, try to concentrate on guys with better hearing. Sorry this went down the shitter for you. Keep trying.

...coming to a Thrift Store (or Cracker Barrel) near you soon! Original story-->[facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Oh, FFS. Where are all of these assholes coming from?

A CPAC summary [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I could only get through about a minute of this. Pence is possibly even creepier than his boss. Oh,and Jerry Falwell can blow me.

Best. Website. Evar! [TrumpHotels.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I hear they are bidding on the 2020 Democratic National Convention. LOL

Just a suggestion?

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2019:

It's a party tip!

Nothing about this or anything tRump/pence are doing overseas is Good! NOTHING! [npr.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Who feels safer now that dick-lips negotiated with the North Koreans? Anybody? Anybody?

Oh, so that's how Jesus did it.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Jesus was one tricky bastard, am I right?

A few memes I collected.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Yeah, these are in the funny/not funny category. Some good ones here.

Bill Shakespeare!!

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

You don't argue with the Bard of Avon.

Blatant fear mongering by the GOP.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

This calls to mind a quotation from philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer: "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

Hi y'all.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

As others have noted, there's a heavy bible thumping presence in the triad. I might be wrong, but Winston-Salem might be dry; however it is deadly dull. Asheboro, where the zoo is located, is in fact dry. Not sure if that makes a difference to you. I love the triangle, but you're right, it costs more than other parts of the state. Further west is pretty, and affordable - places like Boone, Asheville, Blowing Rock. Mount Airy is a funky little town. Good luck!

Can anyone else relate to this? :) [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Ouch. Well, this cuts a little bit too close to the bone, you know? Not that it makes any practical difference in the way things go for me anyway. *Sigh*

I wonder what grade of treatment he told FEMA to give California and Puerto Rico during their ...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2019:

So the asshole is working closely with Gov. Ivey. What's he doing, practicing his feel-up game?

Please pass the wings.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I never considered that. You're right!

Am leaving this group, am ashamed to be a member.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2019:

We'll miss you.

If only it happens!

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2019:

That would be ideal, but don't hold your breath. I can't imagine how all the "well - regulated militias" would react.

Michael Cohen, the movie ...

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2019:

He'd be fantastic!

Really? Throwing me under the bus, bro?

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Poor dog probably gets the blame when someone farts too.

Ha ha ha! +1ha

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Just workin' up an appetite, darlin'. LOL

So you're telling me

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

This very question spurred thoughts of atheism when I was 13 or 14.

Again and again, hoping next time is forever

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I can't laugh at that. 8-(

Just in = [bbc.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

At least the talking yam made it to Vietnam. Just a thought, maybe this was really cut short because the bone spurs started throbbing? Yeah, that must be it. Heh.

Former President Jimmy Carter lives in a $167,000 house and shops at the Dollar General.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Voted for him twice. We could use a guy like him right now.

Caption this! Hint: COHEN! This'll be fun!😅😂😅

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

In other news, apparently water is wet and fire is hot. But first, what's the weekend weather going to be like, Becky?

Trump-Kim summit was cut short after North Korea demanded an end to sanctions, Trump says Everett...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

So is the talking yam still in contention for the Nobel Peace Prize? Hahahaha

A local charity realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most ...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2019:

You have to be a miserable prick to everybody if you want to gain the respect of all the other miserable pricks. That includes family.

Violation of the 8th Amendment? People doing life for nonviolent crime..[democracynow.org]

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2019:

When you can crater the entire US economy and cause unemployment and recession and walk free even after everyone knows you are guilty, but serve life in prison for stealing gas from a truck while being black, that sounds like it's unconstitutional and unAmerician.

Breaking news Michael Cohen is reportedly prepared to accuse trump of criminal conduct while in ...

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Trumpland is in full attack mode. A sure sign of panic.

Go on, do it...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It sure does!

Not sure where I stand on this because of the age of this cross monument and how it speaks to a ...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Sell the land and the monument to some rich theist goober. No buyers? Tear it down, build another one that isn't a fucking cross. People don't like that? They can chip in to buy it. That's all I got.

An unscheduled run?

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I hate it when that shit happens.

Religion fills a social void, how do you get social belonging? Outside of this site of course

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I've had good luck with bars. There's a strong sense of community in many local taverns, and you can get a nice glass of wine too, so it's sort of like a secular communion. But much less restrictive. And there's usually a juke box. 8-)

This is an excellent analysis of the Roger Stone bail hearing.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2019:

You're right, the judge knew what she was doing all along, and walked Stone and his lawyer into a trap of their own making. I love it!

Washing car triggers storms

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Don't feel bad, it happens to everybody. But you gotta scrape the salt off at some point.

Trump’s Trade Chief Lectures His Boss and Gets an Earful in Return By Jennifer Jacobs and ...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2019:

"The world is laughing at us, folks." - the talking yam, 2016. Yeah, you're right. Asswipe.

The debates!

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I love this idea! I would preface each question with "Without referring to anyone else by name, what's inflation?" I doubt it would work, but it's a great idea.

New haircut. What do you think?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Whoa! Come see me! 8-)

The Power of my Compelling Compels You! Last night, I was happily painting with a napping bird on...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

You hit a cuco with one stomp or swat, they will play roach possum, and after a second or two, scamper very quickly to the nearest crevice. If you caught the little asshole square the first time, good for you. But if you don't hear the crunch and see the guts, they are still alive and waiting for you to stop paying attention. How do I know this? Oh, I can tell you some stories. For the record, macaws will not fuck with cucos. Cats are another story. And everything is all fun and games until you realize, those little bastards can fly!