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So I’m hiking in Big Bend Nat. Park and I pass by a church youth group carrying a watermelon. Ok, whatever. Later, after looping around the trail, I see the same group with the watermelon. But now they are scooping out bits of watermelon and rubbing it on each others faces while reciting verses or blessings. What the hell did I witness?

RandyMoose 7 June 5
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At least the watermelon tangibly exists, eh?

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This:

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Maybe if they weren't close to a creek to baptize each other they figured water melon would work just as good. Could have been a survival test on how to baptize if you have no water.

LOL, waste of a watermelon.

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They dropped that practice shortly after they found out bees love watermelon too.

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So instead of slaughtering an animal and rubbing it's blood on their faces, these kids decide to mutilate an innocent watermelon and spread it's guts all over themselves. Disgusting! 😛

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Oh dear! Voodoo... Or should I say Christianity.

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Perhaps they were all feeling melon-choly. ?

Jandii Level 4 June 6, 2018

Now that's just down right brilliant!

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That is a new twist on the religious indoctrination! Never heard of it, before! The powers that be are always trying to engage the young people...entrap them really!

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You witnessed Texas.

Firs time I’ve seen this in Texas. Thought cowboy church was strange enough.

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Hope you waited around for the finale... or maybe their eye site was poor and they had an awkward way of sharing.

Tomas Level 7 June 6, 2018

Nah, I was not going in closer to them. Weird stuff.

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The blessing of the Holy Watermelon.

godef Level 7 June 6, 2018
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I quit trying to understand theist. Lol

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