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If god is so great, why did it give me the ability to cook, but NOT to grow the damn herbs. Oregano? Dead. Basil? Dead. Chives? Dead. Rosemary? Dead. Thyme? Yeah, thyme to give it up. God, give me the strength to get a green thumb.

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Sardonic1 5 June 7
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Maybe he wanted to, but when he handed it to you you got sidetracked by a squirrel. 😉

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Praise the lord, rosemary, oregano, cilantro and lavender grow like weeds in my yard. As does mint with an occasional sacrifice of slugs to the appropriate deity. The god of thyme is just lazy, it holds on but doesn't thrive.

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?. Though my rosemary is still among the living. So far.

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You forgot habaneros.

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Um..why are you talking to god? YOU are god.

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