A Priest goes to a parishioner's house and is greeted by 11 year old Jimmy. "Wanna see the new Christian kittens born today?" "Sure Jimmy" says the priest. "Oh they are so cute".
A week later the Priest and a Bishop visit the home. "Show Bishop Bob your little kitties". And turns to the Bishop "This is precious" Jimmy says "See my little Atheist kittens". "But Jimmy, you said they were Christian kittens". Exclaimed the Priest. Jimmy smiles and says, "Yeah but their eyes are open now".
Or, come on Bishop Bob. They weren’t born yesterday.