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I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~

Redcupcoffee 7 June 9
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Level 7

I'll send aspirin and soup!

@jioo087 I, too, have a bit of tribal blood. However, I'm vegetarian, so my soup would be poultry-free...….it may only cure hangovers, ingrown toenails, and adult acne.
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Level 9

Hope you feel better soon, but I ain't wasting time praying. You know, since
there's no one to hear them, or do anything about them.

4

Level 9

Thoughts yes, prayers no. ☺

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Level 7

If'n I could lay hands upon you, I chase them devil out of your soul and make you feel so glorious you'd think you could fly. But I can't, and I wouldn't just because it wouldn't be proper since neither of believe in God. And then there's all that #metoo stuff going around, we'd have to agree to an NDA. So,I'll just send my best wishes. And I do. Hope you feel better. I have 2 sick at home now too.

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Level 7

I put you on my FB prayer chain. It should go viral momentarily and you would feel relief in no time.

I'm so sorry @Redcupcoffee It's his fault ^^^ He broke the prayer chain ... boohoo
4

Level 1

Sending tons of preyers your way!

4

Level 8

Prayers sent -- oops!

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Level 8

Hope you feel better soon. As prayers have been demonstrated to actually have negative effects when the person being "prayed to"
[nytimes.com]

A more common request (O.K. substitution) is replacing the word "prayers" with "farts". - - -

4

Level 7

Me too.

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Level 8

I could send you some day & nite-quill it would be more effective.......

3

Level 5

Prayers won't help you. Sorry. But I do wish you well.
Jay

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Level 5

I am currently owed favors by Cthulhu the Flying Spaghetti Monster the great Cosmic rabbit and Tallos Lord of storms. I could be convinced to trade in one of those favors on your behalf assuming that you're all paid up on your temple tax... Hint hint 😉

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Level 8

I keep getting notices on this so Imma just say that because of this post, whether true or not. I'm whipping out the alcohol spray bottle for gas pumps et al...just like I do in winter! Since we're not that far apart!

Qualia Level 8 June 10, 2018
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3

Level 5

Hope you get better soon!!

yaya87 Level 5 June 10, 2018
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Level 6

I would, but would it really help

Qiru Level 6 June 9, 2018
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Level 8

Well, prayers? No. Well wishes, definitely. Please get well, you’re far too good looking to be allowed out of the mix for long.

3

Level 8

I am about to meditate so I will visit you at home with my astral projection. Don't bother to clean up or anything ... you'll barely notice I am there.

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Level 9

A couple of Jehova's witnesses have been commissioned to deliver them personally. That should get you out and about in no time, possibly even before they arrive. 😉 😉

Petter Level 9 June 10, 2018
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Level 5

Best wishes to you, hope you get better soon!

2

Level 9

Oh... bummer.
I'll sacrifice a small animal for you tonight.....

1

Level 7

I send to you the Medicine of Our People...

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Level 8

Sending thoughts and prayers.

0

Level 8

Sending coffee

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