Ok kinda old and lame but it made me laugh.
A photon checks into a hotel. The desk clerk asks. Do you need help with your luggage? The photon replies. No thank you I’m traveling light.
question:
The water of the earth's oceans stores a lot of heat. An engineer said he designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean's waters at 283 K and reject heat to the atmosphere at 293 K. He thought he had a good idea but his boss fired him. Explain.
Student answer:
Because he slept with his boss' wife.
A group of neutrinos walk into a bar. The barkeep says, 'Hey, we're closed.'. The neutrinos answer, 'We're just passing through.'
I'll go get a day job, now, so y'all can tell me not to quit it.
Naw keep em coming. ?
An electron and a positron go into a bar.
Positron: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Positron: "I'm positive."