DRUG JESUS!
I finally put a dent in the chapel teachers perfect happiness with the students at our school! She thinks they're all great when a good chunk really aren't. But finally I caught something that she couldn't ignore!
So I was on my spare and hanging out with my buds who're in band in the chapel cause it's the only decent place to practice, when, I see something poking out of the sash of the chapel teachers big Jesus statue. I poked around it and found a stash of drugs!
I'm such a terrible person for being so pleased with how shocked she was with that... but I thought it was funny!
I read the opening as "Drag Jesus"....so what shade of lipstick is appropriate for a crucifixion?
Ruby crimson? I don't know, I don't do make up!