Grocery store cashier: “Did you find everything okay?”
Me: “Everything but a quick checkout line with a competent cashier.”
mean. never be a dick
Like calling people a dick? LOL
You shouldn't have used the DIY checkouts!
They're even slower, due to being manned by incompetent Dukes.
@Petter Shush, you are not supposed to say that. Have you lost your subtlety?