Ok, so there’s a knock at the door.
2 older ladies (twin-set & pearls etc).
One sort of makes her way up the step as if she’s actually going to come inside & is a bit affronted that I stand firm so she has to go back down (or we’d be touching noses!)
I smile, I listen etc & then out comes the flyer about Jehovah etc etc,
So I say, very politely
“Ah! God stuff. Ok, if I may just stop you; I’m an unapologetic atheist, so this really isn’t my thing”
“That’s ok. Don’t apologise. I just hope you find him soon.”
“And I hope you realise it’s all nonsense soon.”
“What?”
“What?”
“Have a lovely day. Byyyye.”