Hair Furor, Twitler, Boss Tweet, Mango Mussolini, the Trumpocalypse, Orange Julius Caesar, Bully-in-Chief, Tangerine Palpatine, the Horror Clown (courtesy of the Hamburg Morgen Post), Groper-in-Chief, Blitzkrieg Bozo, SCROTUS, Captain Chaos (NBC News, no less!)...
Eww
I see your "Eww", and raise you a "Yuck!"