The Toast
Sex is randy, gorgeous fun;
For some vagina, others bum;
Or 'twixt the tits; fellatio;
Grimaced faces. "Yes! Yes! Oh..."
So:- . . . .
To Callow Youth and Wrinkled Crone,
The onanist who lusts alone,
Married, Single, Priest or Quack,
Raging Nymphomaniac,
Nubile Maid and Rampant Buck;
Pray raise your glass to All Who Fuck.
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Wow Hallmark..have really come a long way since "Roses are Red...Violets are Blue..
Valentine's will never be the same..?
Hitchens
Level 8
June 17, 2018
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I have also written a poem on Valentines. That was a few years before this one though. This was inspired after hearing a Toast-Master's address, in bad rhyme and bad taste, at a party that was being held to celebrate two people moving in together.
This may be tough to get into an American printed anthology.
bigpawbullets
Level 9
June 16, 2018
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It's on my page in this American site.
[allpoetry.com]
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