I'm a really skinny black bear without enough fur. Convince me otherwise.....
My ex- You're a bear.
Me- I like where you're going, but explain please.
Ex- You hate winter. You don't go out unless you have to. You store extra food/resouces to get you through winter. Your temperment goes to shit when it's cold.
Me- You win. I'm a bear.
Where do you go to the toilet?
The woods?
Convinced?
I looked at your profile pictures. Murphy looks like a black lab. Just collect the hair that he is shedding and use super glue. You could come up with some great designs. Or get a tattoo! All this cool advice comes to you free of charge!