My brother was a preacher. Hmmm... he and his mens group spent hours laying on the church floor crying their eyes out for hours praying. Then he got heart problems and died... how's that shit? I couldn't believe it.
My brother was an elder with the JW's, died on the table during open heart surgery, they brought him back but told him he had ten years max left to live. Did he enjoy his last 10 years? Did he do the things he used to tell me he always wanted to do before he kicked the bucket? Nope, he spent his time knocking on doors in the service of his 'heavenly father' until a brain embolism ended his life in the 8th year while he was out knocking on doors.
Dumb Fuck!