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(background - I used to be over 200lbs about 2 years ago)

This guy I went on a date with tried to get me to have sex on the first date with so many stupid reasons and cajoling. Things like "Oh, you'll love it when I tie you to the bed and blindfold you!"
"Oh, you'll have the best orgasm ever with me, I know how to please big girls"
"Oh, but I bought you dinner."
"Oh, you have to have sex with me because you're so fat nobody else will ever, so if you want to have sex before you die of fatness, you have to have sex with me."

Yes, this was 1 dude. Needless to say, no 2nd date - and I ordered a crapton from the menu, put in to-go containers and walked out and left him with the bill. He texted me so many rude and, to be honest, funny things until I blocked him. I did answer once when he bitched about how much I ordered and he had to pay for - I told him, "I couldn't help it, I'm fat."

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smilnjan 6 Oct 9
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Level 6

What a shameless tool

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Level 5

Lololol! Love it! "I couldn't help it, in fat." Great line! I'd have treated him the same way you did!

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Level 6

What a douche.

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Level 7

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

SamL Level 7 Oct 22, 2017
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Level 4

I wonder why people think insults will get people to sleep with them, that's some serious backwards thinking there.

Religion itself insults people while dictating when and how to stimulate sex organs. ...the jerk who blathered on to smilinjan is the posterboy for bible fucking and tithing 10% to preachers stiffing fat waitresses skinny tips
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Level 9

I happen to be fay and hate guys who think with the head at the end of the penis instead of the one on their shoulders. I have no problem telling people that sex is easy toi find, because there is always someone willing to have sex, but honest people who act and treat people decently and make good friends are not easy to find at all.

I happen to be partially blind. Some guys thought I shoudl be grearful they went out with me because I have a "disability". I myself don't see that as a reason to lower my standards, I in fact raised them after i started to have vision problems, because having a disability means I should look for someone who i swell above average in tolerance and caring, if I want to have a happy relationship.. It is better to be single and content, than with someone who makes you miserable.

@MrLizard....Is that a cry for help?????
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Level 4

That is a great example of things a guy will say to get you into bed. It starts out 'innocently' enough, than boom undermined insults.I would have done the same thing if I was smart enough too. Although, you don't have to be fat to have a big appetite.

RJAU Level 4 Oct 16, 2017
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Level 8

What an f'ing pig(my apologizes to the domestic animals) he should have been wearing that food. I have backhand men for disrespecting a women like that many times. That egotistical little spoiled child didn't have a clue how to get a woman to sleep with him. Call me old fashion but, intimacy should be a man goal not sex, achieve that and you will succeed; but that requires respect and trust.

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Level 5

You were totally right to back off. Especially if you are looking for a real relationship. Usually it is guy who just about the sex but there are some gals like that too. You went with your heart. Way to go.

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Level 8

Oh, @smilnjan and @BooLibertarians, please allow me to apologize for the imbeciles you had the misfortune to encounter ... and may they find a little of the hell on Earth that they deserve. And, hey, CONGRATULATIONS on your achievements!

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Level 8

What stopped you from kicking him the balls so hard he could never breed? I'm sure a jury of your peers would have found you justified, I sure would have and then after the trial, I would have kicked him in the balls for good measure.

I wasn't positive he had any! LOL Mostly because I knew I'd feel bad for hurting another human being and he wouldn't have had a clue why I did it. I'm a firm believer of 'my actions reflect who I am, your actions reflect who you are." Quite frankly, I found him amusing in that he was incredibly ignorant. I just hope no woman fell for his BS.

I hope nobody breeds with him. You are correct of course I was being hyperbolic. I do wish that Karma was real so he could feel the pain he inflicts on others.
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Level 6

but i bought you dinner - lol best line ever

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Level 2

That's amusing. 🙂 From the other perspective, I used to be over 400 pounds myself. I dropped over 175 (no surgery, just diet and exercise) and was told that I was now "almost attractive enough to date" and now that "I wasn't an obese ticking time bomb, maybe we could have a future." Some people are just complete assholes.

I would just chalk it up as another way Darwin's natural selection works - his behavior demonstrates his inferiority and hopefully he'll eventually die off before breeding more like him. Poof!
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Level 7

Please allow me to apologize on behalf of men everywhere.

You reminded me of what my husband told me on our first date: "If I try to get you in the sack, just slap me, and I should snap out of it! But please don't hold a grudge. Men are pigs, and all we want to do is rut away like crazed weasels. Its in our DNA."
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