I was just thinking about the Catholic doctrine of Purgatory. I remember that on all souls day, if a person went into a church as prayed six Our Father's, Six Hail Mary's and Six Glory Be prayers, a soul was released from Purgatory to Heaven. My friends and I spent hours doing this on that day. I guess this goes back to the Indulgence fraud. The power of suggestion....
I remember in Spanish class they taught us a prayer that supposedly released 100 souls from purgatory. I would say it in my head again and again. How silly.
NO ONE expects the Spanish proposition. (Sorry, closest I could get)
They abandoned that doctrine some years back. I always wondered how the mothers with dead infants felt about that, being told the kid was in limbo for decades then poof!
We had our own Hymn
Jesus is the Teller at First National City Bank (3X) Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves.
Another Favorite
5 ft. nine from Palestine, Changes Water into Wine,
Has anybody seem my Lord.
Most of the better religious jokes are orchestrated and versed in Schools and Colleges. When you had to attend a service that was delivered in Latin you were left with much imagination as to filling in a more fitting verse.
You have to read the Biography of Martin Luther to really get the gist of this whole scam which started the Reformation. The book is also a Movie on You Tube but the book is written by Roland Bainton "I Stand Alone"
I am not making this up. As a young boy in Catholic school, I was taught by the nuns that ejaculations would knock off some purgatory time. Always gotta believe that one more ejaculation will make all the difference!
@RobLawrence You just HAD to go and spoil my fun, didn't you? ?
@RobLawrence haha, so glad you explained that. I read the post twice just to make sure I hadn't read it wrong the first time!!
Sorry @RobLawrence I refuse to believe you, I'm going to release some poor souls later on tonight!
They are now also performing exorcisms over cellphones:
[nationalpost.com]
Sorry. Pzuzu is unable to take your. Please call back and try again.
They have a website for that now.
@RobLawrence I'm just guessing they do.
It's like obsessive compulsive disorder. That's religion for you.