A Muslim martyr went to heaven. When he found his 72 virgins, he discovered his penis was buried on earth.
A Christian went to heaven to see his long dead parents, only to discover his eyes were buried on earth.
A atheist went to heaven. Ha Ha, I just made that up.
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Not joking here- the virgin thing was a mis-translation, it was supposed to be "72 white grapes of exceptional purity" (something like that, it's the grape thing that I remember best).
Imagine how great it will be once people everywhere realize that all religions are just interesting fairy tales, made up back when we didn't understand how the world got here and what thunder was...
Paul4747
Level 8
July 4, 2018
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72 virgins !!!!!... I would do crazy stuff for such wonderful and lovely reward !!!! Too bad it's all BS... ?????
IamNobody
Level 8
July 3, 2018
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Become a Muslim. Those virgins are twiddling their thumbs, just waiting for you.
@Ellatynemouth hell no !!!... By the way, I said BS, didn't I?? ????
Obviously the martyr is male and virgins are female.
Why 72 and why virgins?...
Because the people who made up that garbage are misogynistic douchebags.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
July 3, 2018
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You are absolutely correct my dear.
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