A Priest, a Rabbi, an Imam, and a Minister walk into a bar....
The bartender looks them over in confusion and asks, "Is this the start of a joke?"
The priest replies...” you think its a joke socializing with these guys? All they want to talk about is God when all I want is an f....ing drink!”
The priest orders a whiskey, the rabbi a gin and tonic, the imam slyly takes a rum and the minister takes a stout...
What could possibly go wrong?