I got thrown-out of a "practice" confession when I was young and nearing the bogus "First Communion" event. We were to go through the whole routine with made-up sins (needed to save the real ones for the "real" confession in a few days), so I confessed that I'd recently committed suicide. Father Foley said, "Well, then you'd be dead". Me: "Yeah, that's the joke". He wasn't laughing. Off to Sister Kevin Marie's office for me. No sense of humor those Catholics.

I'd probably start going to church again.

I know this is just a joke, but the people who usually subscribe to religion would think it too fem, submissive (ironic), sexual, or be too homophobic to do that.

We did something like this just last week...

"Our father, who farts in heaven, foul is thy name..
Thy kingdom cum, let's have some fun, on earth, 'cause you can't in heaven.

So juvenile, but we thoroughly enjoyed it. ?

Am I missing something here? This is a site for people who are atheists and other varieties of disbelievers, so why are you asking questions about confessionals? Who cares what they say Catholic churches or what they do in confessionals unless it is molesting children, then it definitely is our concern! I can’t believe some of you have actually posted replies to this question.

And then give all the dirty details.

Not a good thing to say to a supposedly 'celibate priest', I don't think they carry or use condoms.

As Lou Costello once said