I say, "I don't believe in God", if they persist, I say, " buzz off". If they continue still, I may get physical.
Right?! Hmmmm indeed... I used to scare them away by saying I was "CATHOLIC" ahhhhhhh!!!! Might as well have said atheist lol!
It depends on my mood. I would say, Jesus who?, I don't have imaginary friends, I'm not convinced he ever existed, oh really, how do you know?, or Fuck Jesus!
"Is that eros, philia or agape, as that will determine what I wear to his party, mind you, Mexico is a long way to go at the drop a hat"
I’d like to think I’d be quick enough to respond ‘Hail Satan’ just to see their reaction.