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For all you Zen masters out there in wonderland.
A buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor, gives him $10 and says, 'Make me one with everything.' The buddhist gets the dog and says, 'Where's my change?' The vendor says, 'Change comes from within.'

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atheist 8 Oct 10
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Level 1

yo you hot and godless fuck yeah

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Level 4

I love the dog joke! Thank you so much for the laugh.

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Level 4

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple.

"Ten years," said the Zen master.

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

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Level 8

Good one!

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LMAO- I don't think I could pull that off with my customers.

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