As soon as you meet slowly Look her up and down and then say, no I will not have sex with you.

found this visual guide

Wow, I hope y’all don’t actually say these things to people. I’d be surprised if any of them even started a conversation. Hell, I don’t even say hello. Lol people suck.

Do you know what this shirt is made of? Cotton? Nope that's boyfriend material.

Hey girl, you bored? 'Cause I wanna nail you.

Hey girl, are you an antiquer? 'Cause I have junk that hasn't been touched in years!

I had a guy a while back tell me "you look like my next mistake"

Here's a bad old warhorse: "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

I had never used pick up lines never felt the need to. I did know a guy that would walk up to women and say do you want to have sex only he used the F-word and he left with the gal more times than he got slapped.

I'm interested in knowing about women pick up lines (rather than men).
I just remembered one from a long long time ago: was at a New Year eve party with a group of friends. Was looking and being looked by a gorgeous older woman (I was 21 she 31). At midnight, lots of hugs and kisses to friends then turned, we met and really kissed deeply for several minutes (had cheers from my friends going). She was back from a 2 week vacation down south. I complimented her tan while I was noting my lack of tan to which she replied by saying: You'll blend well in my sheets while you'll easily find me. We dated for about 6 months... yes, I was a boy toy.

ah man I'm so rusty with dating stuff...
Hi! Nice shoes. (then I usually proceed in the direction I was going to at that point).

all the ones I know get lost in translation from French....

but the cheesiest I've heard was:
Does your butt hurt from falling down from heaven? (clear sign of a xtian there)
another: You must work with jeans because you're working mine right now. (mini-barf)

Perennial favorite: him- do you like bad boys?
Her-of course
Him- great, cause I'm bad at everything!

Last Saturday, a 38-year old said to me, age 58: “I can give you sexual pleasure that men your age aren’t capable of.” I told him he has no idea of the pleasures older men are capable of, and there’s a reason so many older women are glowing.

Hold your hands down near your belt with both thumbs up. "Your so hot I give you a three thumbs up."

"Hey girl, do you like Australians because I'd like to go down under you."

(This doesn't work in Australia)

Cuba..

Me: Tiny pink bikini, flip flops, hair in pig tails, white floppy hat, 5 ft. 5", 115 pounds.

Hot Cuban: "(insert Cuban accent) You know something? You look like a man."

Yes, he was trying to pick me up - trust me.

But, I'm still confused.

Feel free to steal that line and see what happens.

The first one posted.

That's little much. Nobody's gonna top or should I say bottom that.

Hey, I know where there's a GREAT motel near here!!