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Random bacon thoughts:
I think the only way you could convince me that there is an all powerful god is because of bacon. Then I would have coffee and realize how tired I was a minute ago.
If I had classified information I might give it up for thick cut smoked bacon. Am I a traitor?
I am a horrible parent...I make more bacon when I don't have my kids.
Share any thoughts.

#coffee #kids #god
Phillydrl 7 July 10
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Beer cuz you can't drink beacon

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LOL

Kat Level 5 July 10, 2018
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Or it could be called what it is - pig.

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I am allergic to meat but I do love that other people love it - I am an enormously faddy eater and can't eat anything that hasnt the same texture all the way through - I might be tempted to steal someones coffee black no sugar.

jacpod Level 8 July 10, 2018
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Has to be thick cut! I'll do smoked, peppered, maple, all of the above, I don't care. Damn. Now I want some good bacon.

And I'm going to use this next time someone asks why I don't have/want kids, btw. "Because I don't want to share my bacon!"

We were looking at some when my friend was considering adopting one. She planned to name it Bacon Bit. Adorable. Way too much work for me.
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