Just found out I'm going to be a grandfather for the first time. I'm too young for this shit.
I'm writing some jokes about it to use in my next mic.
But I was hoping you guys could help me with my name. Apparently "war hammer" is frowned upon in polite society. And I'll be goddamned if I go with wee paw or paw paw.
Give me some ideas, fellow heathens!
A year later & I'm still struggling with the same.