Slightly funny moment for you, I was in my hospital bed around 15 months ago, and out of the blue a priest came to the bed, I had just within 48 hours had a triple heart bypass, in the U.K. it's like being hit by a bus, run over by a steamroller and then hit by the biggest truck you can imagine and then they hit you all over again and again.
Lying there, like death warmed up, sunk into the mattress, full of morphine yet still in agony, I had enough brain power and control to say, "Beat your feet priest your not welcome here". The priest left far quicker than he arrived and the rest of the patience and a few nurses gave me dirty looks, I simply said " and **** you too, idiots"