lol

I love coffee, but only drink one, sometimes, two cups a day, but... Gotta be caffeinated Bro, and strong to wake my a@@ up lol

Second reply:

What if you've already enjoyed a cup or two and you're wired on caffeine, but would like another cup? Or what if you'd like to enjoy a cup late at night and know it will keep you awake?

The smell is intoxicating - I love to shove my face inside a freshly opened bag, until people start asking questions - I get it. But...

Logic + Reason = Decaf

Yea..don't get it myself lol

I can fool myself into thinking decaf is high-test coffee if I have to. This technique does not work with non-alcoholic beer.

There is more to coffee than caffeine.

I once went to a coffee shop that offered a latte made with decaf espresso, skim milk, and Sweet N Low. They called it the "Why bother?"

Is it?

What if you love the taste of coffee, but can't handle the caffeine?

Oh, I know. I should hold a caffeinated cup of coffee and then have someone take a picture of me pretending to drink it!