When I was working (for money not for satisfaction) we were on the 31st floor and spent a bit of time in an elevator. I started an exercise progrem. I would put my back in the corner and do lifts holding on to the rails going up. Coming down I would do leg lifts (gravity made this a bit easier). My goal was to continue the whole time the elevator was moving. Often the elevator was empty and if there was only one or 2 I still did it. One thing was that the building had 3 elevator shafts and each one went to a certain set of floors as #1 floors 2-29, #2 29-45 and #3 45-57

I love this! Think I will try some

The office for the President of Cal State Dominguez Hills used to be on the fifth floor of the library. Since the third and fourth floors were library stacks the elevator only stopped at 1, 2, and 5. It rarely stopped at 2 since the parking lot was on one.

One evening at 5:00 the elevator was packed with people going home from the fifth floor. One young Japanese American man dressed in khaki shirt and slacks, wearing round gold rim glasses, and with a bowl haircut, was standing in a back corner. When someone finally pushed the button for one the elevator, and the elevator started to drop quickly, the young man said, "Banzai!"

A group of us all stood in an elevator facing the rear. It was hilarious watching other people try to figure out what was happening.

A friend of Kate's once wanted to embarrass a friend who had pranked him. In a full elevator in an office building he asked this friend, loudly, "Did you ever beat that tape charge?" No I know rape is a serious affair, but this guy must have really embarrassed him.

Eat a bean, pork, and cauliflower burrito that morning

-Say “I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m feeling a lot of love in this elevator right now.”
-Say “I got a real craving for chitlins right about now. Anybody else? Sir? M’am’ You?”
-Say “I’ve got this real bad rash that I can’t reach. Can you help me out with it since you’re back there?”

These are hilarious!

Add sex to the list. Add it to all the lists.

Smoke a cigarette and when someone objects, blow smoke in their face.