This is a great movie premise.

Happy birthday and let's see what you have learned about travelling with women over the years.

Sounds like a bummer... it reminds me of this song when I'm treated like that by well-intentioned people that don't get it.

She should also make Vivian promise not to talk about religion to you, and not to mention God in your presence. Otherwise that's a very one sided arrangement.

Not being rude mate...harden up. You're not allowed to express your view? Honestly, to an Aussie, that's a red rag to a bull. If my wife ( if I had one, last one got a meth habit ) said that, its shitstirring time lol.

Give those cods you got between your legs a day out, live on the edge! Its your damn birthday soon!! If she opens up about god...hit her for a 6 ( or home run in your case ).
You know what! Leave em at the zoo...piss off to a tattoo parlour and get the Atheist A tattooed on the side of your neck....be a REBEL!

nobody cares!

Are you able to keep your promise?

You could put tacks in your shoes like is recommended to fool "lie" detector tests.

But, you might yell something like, "SHIT!" at exactly the wrong time. So, maybe don't do that.

The Astos and the Athletics are going to be there next week ?

Denver and Cheyenne Mtn. have good zoos. Nothing wrong with saying something like..."I always admire the way evolution shaped scales into feathers...isn't it COOL?" I've given zoo tours for almost 30 years and LOVE finding ways to slip evolution into a discussion. You can always rave about a book called "Your Inner Fish." It's a perfect description of the evolutionary process...made for the ignorant. Good luck!

So talk about it with yourself in front of her lol. "Wow what an amazing thing nature and science has created under specific variables and factors. Isn't erosion and region specific vegetation with optimal growing conditions amazing..."

The restriction should go both ways. If neither of you talk about gods or whatever, you end up with a secular trip.

she has the right to express her self but so do you regardless of belief

Don't worry about what they might say. When it happens, if it happens, just smile and enjoy the view. I'm sure that they are both aware of your position on that subject.

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