Our neighbour's dog st in our garden, so my wife told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence...
I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog st in our garden and the neighbour's got our shovel!
True story; I work at a facility that used to have a dog yard in it. It was discontinued and we are using the area for a garden in which we grow for the food bank in our area. A building was on the site years ago and we are digging out bricks from the clay soil. I decided that our chances of growing anything was slim to none as the soil is literally clay with only a bit of loam. Well, the eggplant are almost two feet high, cucumbers by the boatload, squash are everywhere, tomatoes will number in the hundreds of bushels. WTF? Now we realize that years of dogs pooping everywhere must be the reason. Have no other explanation for the rapid growth of the veggies.
hahaha. I had to figure out the 'st' tho. Thought it was 'sit' at first. You must have delicate sensibilities if you can't say the word 'shit'
@webspider555 onya mate. Gotta share the shit.
@webspider555 Oh, darn! I thought you really wrote that cute little scenario. Oh, well!
Oh, for Pete's sake; have you considered growing mint?
Please expound just a bit?