Looking for a no soliciting sign, obviously more pointed towards the Bible thumpers in my area. And, I would like it to be funny.
Anyone have suggestions??
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I had a friend who posted a sign at the beginning of his long driveway: No Jehova's Witnesses. Don't go away mad, just go away.
I don't have a sign. If I see them coming, I answer the door naked. If I don't, I answer the door, laugh maniacally, stop suddenly, say fuck off, and close the door.
LimeySteve
Level 7
July 26, 2018
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Thanks! I have some ideas now and I’ll post when I get it made
Thanks again!
Patrick76535
Level 4
July 22, 2018
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No solicitors: Portal to hell. (maybe that's a bit harsh). How about "Gateway to damnation"?
LilAtheistLady
Level 7
July 21, 2018
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I used to have a "NO RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION" sign...and, would you believe, it was STOLEN?
LucyLoohoo
Level 9
July 21, 2018
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The internet has several. I have a sign for my front door--it is a graphic of bible thumpers with a red diagonal line through the middle of it. If they knock anyway, they run the risk of me telling them to get the f**** off my property, they are trespassing. I don't pull any punches with them. I hate religious door-bangers with a passion.
hereticzero
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July 21, 2018
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