The biggest miracle Jesus ever pulled off was having 12 close friends in his 30's.
In all fairness, he WAS able to turn water to wine... That, at any age, is bound to get you some friends.
His secret there, was he put magic mushrooms in the water.
BFF status!
Ahhhhh, no. Jesus led a CULT and those were FOLLOWERS, not friends.
I don't think I ever had 12 close friends.
Eleven... ????
@MissKathleen oh I could dwell on this one..... Since my younger days, always read the story between the lines as Jesus being an asshole for setting Judas up to fail and then punish him for it. I know its just a story but what really got me was the fact that everyone would develop hate towards someone completely unknown and that's exactly the intent of the message but no one saw it like that. To whoever I did dare to discuss as a young inquiring mind, in their eyes I was the weird one.... Maybe I was Judas in a previous life !!
Everybody is a friend of Jesus. Nobody really special.
@Castlepaloma you pick your friends, I'll pick mine.
@IamNobody
Using Christian irony
@Castlepaloma Got it, ok