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I'm going out to a club tonight, I love club nights! I'm already dressed and ready to go but I need to prep some food so... right now I'm making bacon. Some is spitting on my dress.

If a guy hits on me tonight is it the bacon or me he wants?!

pepperjones 8 July 21
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I would smell you up. Haha jk

DeiP Level 5 July 22, 2018
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It sounds like a great combination to me!

LEPeff Level 8 July 22, 2018
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Bacon's great and all...but c'mon, it's you. Hope you had fun and did get hit on 😉

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reminds me of a saying: Mommy you're like bacon... you make anything taste good!

Lukian Level 8 July 22, 2018
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100% you first. And don't get me wrong, I LOVE bacon. But for fucks sake... Have you SEEN you??? It's you, hands down, 100 times out of 100.

@pepperjones
I simply state the truth ?

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Don't know if this is an apt comparison, but today I tried potato salad topped with bacon for the first time ever and LOVED it! As someone who's incorporated food into the, er, romantic process, I am imagining how a side of bacon could add some texture to the fun.

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Definitely you!

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you have to be rasher-nal at times like this

@pepperjones it was quick lol

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the thought of the two mixed is making me hungry

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If it were me, I would want you. I love bacon but I love women more.

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I would think you first and the bacon a distant second. If not, is he FUCKING CRAZY.

@pepperjones l don't eat bacon anymore, but women.......

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Wow. That would be a tough choice.

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Mmmmm, bacon!!!!

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Why make him choose? You tonight, bacon in the morning.
"What's her secret?"
"Bacon."

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Sizzling hot girl!

ejbman Level 7 July 21, 2018
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You, the bacon is a bonus!

I don't think anything can top this one.

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The only guys that are gonna hit on you will be Christians most likely...the Jewish and Moslem guys will give you a wide birth.

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