I'm going out to a club tonight, I love club nights! I'm already dressed and ready to go but I need to prep some food so... right now I'm making bacon. Some is spitting on my dress.
If a guy hits on me tonight is it the bacon or me he wants?!
100% you first. And don't get me wrong, I LOVE bacon. But for fucks sake... Have you SEEN you??? It's you, hands down, 100 times out of 100.
@pepperjones
I simply state the truth ?
Don't know if this is an apt comparison, but today I tried potato salad topped with bacon for the first time ever and LOVED it! As someone who's incorporated food into the, er, romantic process, I am imagining how a side of bacon could add some texture to the fun.
you have to be rasher-nal at times like this
@pepperjones it was quick lol
the thought of the two mixed is making me hungry
I would think you first and the bacon a distant second. If not, is he FUCKING CRAZY.
@pepperjones l don't eat bacon anymore, but women.......
Why make him choose? You tonight, bacon in the morning.
"What's her secret?"
"Bacon."
You, the bacon is a bonus!
I don't think anything can top this one.