I wonder if President Trump thinks that he is "Ordained by God" or simply believes that he is God:
Sure. And He also issued Bush a mandate (eye roll). This all seems completely reasonable to the evangelicals, but how many of them decided Obama was a Muslim? Did that same god ordain a Muslim? So, with the Orangitan in the Oval Office, not due to the popular vote, but the electoral college, is that supposed to mean that Putin and God have electoral college votes, just enough to swing the election?
I picture a judgement day where God welcomes the former presidents of the USA,
First comes Lincoln,
"I am Abraham Lincoln" he declares.
"You freed the slaves," says God. "You may sit at my right hand."
Next comes FDR
"I am Roosevelt" he declares.
"You saw The USA through the darkest hour of human history," says God. "You may sit at my left hand."
Next comes Trump
"I am Donald Trump," he declares, "Who is the bearded, immigrant, transvestite sitting in my chair?"