You are into someone but they are not into you. What mental tricks do you have to turn off your interest? (hoping for something funny...)
If they’re not into then you have to assume they’re into some really kinky stuff. They’re too ashamed to come to terms with their donkey show sex dreams. They want to be the only donkey on a stage full of studs feeling a constant bukake barrage. This is a fantasy they simply can’t come to terms with and need a constant, convert supply of psychiatric help to suppress. Comfort yourself by knowing that this rejection is only saving you heartache. Every relationship they encounter will be plagued by horrific visiages of perpetuatly erect donkeys ravaging every orifice of their person. Every date, every dinner, every hand holding walk in the park will leave them empty and longing for an unobtainable desire.... I was rejected recently and I really hope she falls madly in love with a stuffed raccoon...
I imagine she has untenable habits, like chewing with her mouth open or is frequently overcome with the desire to sing songs she doesn't know words to or have a voice for.
Pester them until they forcefully reject you? Or you can do what I do, and have an imaginary relationship with them until reality finally forces you to realize that it's nonsense.
1 - 2 - 3 strikes and you're outta here! It's disappointing when someone doesn't return your affections but it is even more disappointing when you look in the mirror and realize that you are a stalker and that mirror is the one way glass of the interrogation room at the cop shop.
We move on so we can find someone who is right for us because as the song says 'There ain't no future in the past'.
One night stand. Also good for breakups.
Not my personal philosophy, but I have heard it said that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else...