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Phone rings blocked number. This is the Microsoft. Me ok. Would you please turn on your computer. Me flush it is on. Now push so and so buttons. Me zip up my pants buttoned the button ok buttons pushed. What do you see. Me nothing. Are you sure you pushed the correct button. Me yep. Our system says you have umpteen errors, please push the buttons again. Me I keep pushing the buttons but all that happens is I get tokens. What do you mean sir? Me well you keep telling me to push the buttons and my computer is in the other room in standby mode. Fake Microsoft guy do you believe in god. Me no. God is going to punish you. Me that would be difficult seeing that that ideas is a myth. Fake Microsoft you motherf...er I going to come to the United States and kill you. Me on your pay you would be lucky to pay for a taxi to take you to church. Click Those guys get so darn mad at me.

azzow2 9 Jan 9
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I have the "IT specialists" calling me. They get "Fuck off" and hang-up. If they would at least try a Texas accent or something. "Uh. Howdy partner. I hear you have...uh...computer problems really burning your (unintelligible). " No. I have to talk to Rajeesh from East bum-fck India.

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I've never gotten a Microsoft call. I did just buy a DELL laptop in Sept. 2017.

The deal is microsoft a sweepstakes a government agency law enforcement are not going to call you the real ones anyway. Corporations have 1800 numbers for you to call them if you need help a government agency a sweepstakes will send registered mail they would not just call out of the blue ,law enforcement will show up at your door they go for the dramatic.

I do get e-mails.

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He is trying to get you to send money so he can fix imaginary issue on your computer. Microsoft does NOT call ANYONE concerning computer problems. If you have a Microsoft computer and you have problems, YOU call Microsoft.

Sounds good.

Have you ever tried to find a number to call when you need help? Impossible.

I know the fake microsoft calls about 2 times a month Th fake grants department was calling a few times a day. The one guy called about 4:00 my time the day before Turkey day. I let him run his spiel. When he was done I asked if the government was on over time, he must not have caught it right away started to tell me some b.s. he stopped mid word said what do you mean. I said that it is about 6:00 on the east coast the government starts to shut down around 4:00 especially going into a holiday . He called me a mother....er and slammed the receiver. The best one so far the fake mega lottery sweepstakes called told me that i had won 700,000 and all I had to do is pay 399$ for a government stamp to deliver it to me. That guy was kind of nervous, because I had translated the phone he was calling from. I told him that I was going to give his location to the nirobi police.

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Fake Microsoft Guy what is his purpose in the story? What was his goal?

They get you to give them remote access to your computer, then they lock you out of it and make you buy gift cards to chain stores and send them the number to unlock it. Basically, they virtually steal your computer and make you pay ransom to get it back, all over the phone from another country so we can't even find them and arrest them.

There are tons of gullible people with limited computer knowledge. The scammers cold call trying to trick people into paying a scam fee.

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Lol! You got to be careful.

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