Mosquito humor
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Politics: From the Root "Poly" meaning Many and the suffix Ticks meaning blood sucking parasite
Humanity4all
Level 6
Mar 24, 2018
0
Ah, the vagaries of memory... I was so small-breasted still in my college years that a long-ago boyfriend used to joke about kissing my mosquito bites. Of course, they all appreciated that I was an ex-gymnast and ballerina.
TaraMarshall
Level 7
Mar 17, 2018
0
only female mosquito drink blood. the irony
LeighShelton
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
1
What you tell a bat with a boo-boo? suck it up.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Jan 16, 2018
1
@evestrat I just made that up.
Excellent metaphor for religion BLOOD SUCKERS and the false comparison equating Atheism to faiths. ....if mosquitos could talk would they tell us if believers blood tastes worse or better than Atheists blood ?
GreenAtheist
Level 8
Jan 10, 2018
3
hehehe..
If they had just made it with 2 bats just to complete the cycle but... great joke regardless.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Jan 9, 2018
6
yep... that would have worked... lol
Now what would Vlad the impaler have to say about that.
azzow2
Level 9
Jan 9, 2018
2
Impale her, I hardly knew her!
Mosquitoes... they are freaking amateurs. They can't find a vein. And once they are full they can't fly straight... damned amateurs. And I can't stand the insult of your mother was a mosquito!!!!.
I do like a good bit of female impaling but maybe I'm going of subject lol
LOL!!
HippieChick58
Level 9
Jan 9, 2018
1
The New Yorker magazine I recall ran an uncaptioned cartoon with fill in the bubble space for submission of dialogue or captions. ...I doubt if publishers would let Atheists win the competition of submitted contributors of any drawing of any scene or characters. ...I guess the New Yorker predates "memes"
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