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I just saw this on FB. I may have to cut my eyes out.

#DonaldTrump #Jeebus
HippieChick58 9 Jan 10
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Level 8

Is Geebush Geehobah GhostHoles trying to increase TrumpOLINI penis size ? What miracle to behold !

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Level 8

Trump would hate that he looks shorter and has smaller hands than Jesus.

dkp93 Level 8 Jan 10, 2018
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Level 3

Wait a sec! Where exactly is Trumps other hand? Oh, that explains the expression on Jesus's face. What a man child and a mythical character do in the oval office is none of my business.

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Level 6

Let's start a caption contest. Here's mine:
"There, there, Donny, you can't mess the world up any worse than I have."

"It`s okay son. I gave you a small dick so you would build big towers"

Yes I was born in a shit hole
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Level 7

Ohhhh....I don't know whether to laugh or cry.....

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Level 7

Maybe it's a mini-rapture...taking the trumpling 'home'...there's a line from a band called 'Ludichrist' Song - Blown Into The Arms Of Christ; 'I hope the lord takes a liking to you and blows you up real soon...'

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Level 7

(this comment is for D&D players)
'As they stood embracing, a silvery-grey mist began to envelop the men, growing in size and density until it obscured everything. When the strange mist finally lifted moments later, they found themselves standing at the foot of a dilapidated stone castle.
'I don't think we're in Washington anymore,' Trump said, pushing his orange, ferret-like mop to one side.
'I don't think we're in Jerusalem either,' Christ replied. His comment was followed by a deep growl coming from the nearby woods. A large black wolf stepped forward, with a shadowy figure of a man behind him.
"Welcome to Ravenloft," a voice said in the darkness.

#sorrynotsorry

@DerekD don't you dare be sorry! Hold your geek flag HIGH
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Level 7

WTF???

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Level 5

Creepy!!!

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Level 8

I think I will go get the scalpel for mine.

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Level 8

I just threw up

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Level 9

ROTFLMAO!

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Level 6

If it was real, he'd be grabbing Jesus by the ass. Anything in a dress, you know!

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Level 7

Praise Honky Jebus!

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Level 9

Holy shit

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Level 8

I notice the embrace is not reciprocated. I wonder how the evangelicals would respond to that. 😛

Betty Level 8 Jan 10, 2018
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that seems realistic

I don't know -- those who have been more exposed to religion than I might -- maybe it's that whole "I'm not worthy b.s." -- as in not worthy to even touch Jesus.

@BlueWave

Or maybe it's the other way round. 😉
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Level 8

They wish ~

Varn Level 8 Jan 10, 2018
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Level 8

I actually really like that - but then, I've always had a weakness for really bad religious art 🙂

Jnei Level 8 Jan 10, 2018
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Level 8

"barf"

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Level 9

What absolute filth!

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Level 4

It makes no sense for "Christians" to support this man to lead the country. He has not shown any evidence that he values anything that the religion claims to value. It makes my brain hurt.

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Level 7

How can I unsee that?

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Level 9

really fake news

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Level 6

Don't tell me. It's a paint by numbers project on grey velvet with glow-in-the-dark colors, and put into a frame from the . 99 cent store. Slightly imperfect reproductions can be found at finer flea markets all across the red states.

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Level 5

With you! With all of the “men” being fired and removed from office, how can this clown still be there?

I have to consciously not think about how much this pains me?

Console yourself with the thought that there's no divine Jesus, so it's not going to happen.
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Level 2

Look it's White Republican Jesus again!

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