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What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?

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ripcurldane 7 Jan 11
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Level 8

I wonder what God says when he's annoyed. "Oh My ME!"
Or Jesus when he's peeved. "Oh my DAD!"

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Level 4

Holy Fuckin Shit ????

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Level 8

I also like "Holy Man on a Stick."

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Level 7

OMD Oh My Dog !

One of my favourite

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Level 7

I was never religious and I say Oh, my god! For me, it's the same as saying something is unbelievable.

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Level 9

Oh, for Yoda's sake!

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Level 8

FMS F*** Me Sideways

I should warn you, if you're going to try that position, be careful or you'll get rug burn... um... a friend told me.

ah yes, the side ways fcuk, legs have to be manouvred just right so there is free movement 🙂 um I mean I am told
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Level 7

OMG. Lack of belief doesn't remove me from my culture.

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Level 8

Same - OMG.

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Level 8

My favorite What the Fuck! Though I am a Social worker and am discouraged to say Fuck- so say WTF. There are just too many WTF moments daily in my job.

The funny thing about working in the social work field is being discouraged from swearing while all along you know damn well that the clients have far worse language!

@ghost_warlock True and often they are in a place that WTF doesnt quite speak to it. Theirs are more like Fuck me dead moments. One of my old favorites that I thought was funny until on line dating came about.
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Level 4

Oh my Satan?

Zull Level 4 Jan 13, 2018
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Level 7

My all time favorite Oh my fucking god
And the more reserved one the one that got me suspended from FB....
jesus cocksucking christ 😛

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Level 5

It would have to be wtf

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Level 8

"holy shit !"

"sonovabitch"

"hot damn "

"fuck ! "

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Level 8

Fucking universe?

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Level 7

Oh My Godless

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Level 7

Holy Cows On Crosses! What? It's gonna be a hit! I am sure of it!

@MrLizard Me!
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Level 6

For me it's WTF

Delilah Jones was the mother of twins
Two times over and the rest were sins
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad
Didn't get the lickin's that the other ones had
🙂
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Level 6

Oh my out-moded-belief-system is too hard to say, so I just stick with oh my god and follow up with 'fuck you' when someone tries to play mister clever-dick by pointing out I don't believe in gods.

lol good!
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Level 9

I like the one from "The Princess Bride" of "Inconceivable!"

There is also...Fuck a Duck

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Level 7

Oh my damn, and usually sarcastically— oh my god and baby jesus.

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Level 8

Oh my F-ing god.

Here is one I like.

Now that one rolls off my tongue.
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Level 7

OMD

godef Level 7 Jan 11, 2018
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Dawkins
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Level 5

Great scott!!

Great Caesar's ghost. (Perry White)
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Level 7

OMG, but you don't mean it.

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Level 7

Oh my stars??...lol

Ha, reminds me of a teacher I had who would say, "Oh my stars and garters!" To this day I have no idea where that phrase came from.

I found this, so I guess it has nothing to do with astronomy or hoserie: [phrases.org.uk]
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